Distractivate
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A Sky Full of Stars by Distractivate
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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A heated rivalry between an astronaut and a cosmonaut in which Shane Hollander is not pining as secretly as he thought, Ilya Rozanov is in so much fucking trouble on several levels, and everyone else is just trying to keep them alive long enough to get their shit together. Or, fear and longing on the edge of space.
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Keep My Secret, Keep My Heart by Distractivate for MoreHuman
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jan 2026
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As soon as David Hollander had decided Shane was probably gay, he had given some thought to the kind of man he’d like to see Shane with someday. Instead of that man, Ilya Rozanov is sitting at his kitchen table, drinking his premium Russian vodka.
Ilya Rozanov and David Hollander serve up spaghetti, awkward silences, and secrets.
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The Wingmen are back for their first tour since 2012, and it’s probably your last chance to see iHeartRadio’s Throwback Song of the Year, “I’m Not Here (For Your Sister)” performed live. With the latest news about Sebastien Raine’s sudden departure from the once popular boy band, you might even be able to find a ticket to the sold-out shows, as long as you don’t mind that they’ve replaced Seb with some guy you’ve never heard of. (His name is Patrick Brewer, he plays guitar, and you really won’t mind, trust us). As if that wasn’t enough, rumors are also flying that Patrick may be taking over Sebastien’s place in the heart of the Wingmen’s most fashionable member, David Rose, after Wingnuts circulated photos of them sharing a steamy embrace. We’re still not convinced it’s love, but stay tuned for all the tour (and romance) updates.
OR a slow burn, fake dating but secretly in love musicians AU.
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Stevie and David have not spoken in fifty-eight days. But the holidays are a time for friends to set aside grievances, and, when that doesn't work, some well intended meddling from the people who love them.
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An epilogue to Husband Material in which Oliver navigates lingering questions about identity, family, marriage, and grief, and Luc almost always helps.
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The Room(s) Where It Happened by ahurston, blueink3, DelilahMcMuffin, didipickles, Distractivate, Elswherefumbling, etben, FormerlyEmu, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), ladyflowdi, missgeevious, RhetoricalQuestions, samwhambam, sonlali, sullymygoodname, thingswithwings, unfolded73, WellSchitt
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
02 Mar 2020
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The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:
"Is it a little weird that - "
"It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."This is what happened there.
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The Birds They Sang - Post-Apocalyptic Love Stories by Distractivate
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
26 Nov 2020
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Fics and artwork set in the same near-future post-apocalypitc universe. The series title is from the song "Anthem" by Leonard Cohen.
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Sex Bloopers by cinnaluminum, Distractivate, hollybibble, kiranerys42, nervouscupcakeinspace, orphan_account, Point_of_no_return, reginahalliwell, sullymygoodname, thegrayness, unkindravens, WellSchitt, whetherwoman
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
21 Aug 2020
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CHANCE CARD: You have leveled up, and everything you do will now be photographed. Microphones pointed at your mouth like weapons. Cameras that see in the dark. Roll again with caution. Roll again anyway. Roll again anyway because you're young and stupid and so fucking hungry for him you could eat the world and still have room for more. Just don't admit it. Especially not to yourself.
(in this one, a hockey game is a board game, and a board game is a love story.)
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08 Jan 2026
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Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked.
So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either.
Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa
Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya -
the humanity of the moment by imnotinclinedtomaturity for wardo_wedidit
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
17 Jun 2019
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Patrick acquires a new camera so they can photograph product for their website. He takes pictures of the store, of course, But more importantly, he takes pictures of David.
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if you want to learn what someone fears losing, look at what they photograph
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An AU where David becomes a wedding and event planner after the Roses lose everything. And Patrick is still...Patrick. With apologies for anachronisms, as I haven't seen the latest season.