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    A place to put all my TMNT fics so they don’t get lost with the other fandoms I’ve written for.

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    Oneshots (possibly multi chapters) based on turtle biology, instincts and habits that the Rise Turtles (and possibly 2003 turtles later on) may have carried from their origins. Mostly lighthearted stuff with occasionally mature themes underneath.

    I do art for all these works on my tumblr, @dysfunctional-doodle (blog: Turtles all the way down) so check it out if you want some bonus content :)

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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    Donnie’s brow somehow lowered further. “I… you’re taking this remarkably well, Mikey. You got shot. I don’t even know if that’s fully registered with you yet, but even still, no normal 15 year old should be making jokes about a bullet embedded in their body only an hour after it happened.”

    While out on a Saturday night patrol, Mikey suffers a bullet wound and falls unconscious. Once he wakes up, Donnie can't understand why Mikey's still so jovial.

    (Rated Mature for swearing, general violence, blood, referenced self-harm and suicide, past character death, and some intense emotions.)

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    06 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Someone give mikey a big old hug forever. He has too much repressed emotion.
    Aka mikey gets shot but does not care because he doesn’t see his life or body as valuable

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Michelangelo runs into Dimension X with a goal in mind and an unwavering faith that his family will follow right behind him. Except Dimension X screws up that from the very beginning. And keeps continuing to screw up. Again, and again, and again.

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    Mikey learns how to survive.

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    03 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Another 2012 Mikey in X fic let’s goooooo

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    And for as long as Michelangelo can remember, he’s always been perhaps too curious for his own good. His father would agree, if he were here, and when Mikey cranes his head upwards and lets the glow of the light follow, he’s very much wishing his dad was here with him.

    Up on the ceiling hangs some sort of… creature.

    In a very fast glance, Mikey would almost say it looked like an oversized squirrel on account of its long, curled, bushy tail that it had tucked to its contorted body where it hung upside down on the rafter. Its pointed buck teeth stood stark out the front of its snarled, almost grinning mouth, its beady little eyes were wide and glossy, almost big enough for Mikey to watch back his own terrified expression in their reflection.

    It hisses at him — a high, keening sound that has him stumbling back hard enough that his shell hits the wall hard, pain buzzing hotly along the faintest of cracks there.

     

    (aka rabid squirrelanoids in the 2k3 verse)

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    05 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Squirelnoids but 2003
    Mikey yeeted himself into the lower sewer tunnels and perhaps maybe has a cracked shell and a bad concussion poor dude

    (I have noticed a trend that I have a lot of bookmarked fanfics where Mikey falls into a lower sewer area, what a weird flavour of angst I keep gravitating towards. I’ve even done it in two of my own stories, wtf)

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    “The life of your brother, or your own? Better hurry up and choose if you at least want one of you to make it out alive.” Bishop pressed the pistol harder against Michelangelo’s forehead, staring Donatello down expectantly.

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    Whumptober Day 3
    Gun to Temple | "Say Goodbye." | Impaled

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    13 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    B Team bonding, with a side of self sacrifice and gun violence

    Aka bishop is a bastard as always

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    "His younger brother lies still in his lap, eyes closed and face sickly and pale. Mikey is silent and dripping in water, chilled to the bone. He's so cold.

    He’s not breathing.

    In that moment, everything clicks."

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    A presumed dead Mikey fanfic, featuring science facts about box turtles.

    TCEST DNI!

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    12 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Turtle instincts go weewoo