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    A place to put all my TMNT fics so they don’t get lost with the other fandoms I’ve written for.

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    Oneshots (possibly multi chapters) based on turtle biology, instincts and habits that the Rise Turtles (and possibly 2003 turtles later on) may have carried from their origins. Mostly lighthearted stuff with occasionally mature themes underneath.

    I do art for all these works on my tumblr, @dysfunctional-doodle (blog: Turtles all the way down) so check it out if you want some bonus content :)

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    There’s an old cliche that starts with everything happening too quickly to process, and ends with an inching slowness that steals all your hope right from under your fingers. Mikey was not a big fan of cliches, he liked to think he was more of an out of the box kinda guy. Liked everything fast paced and wild and careening around corners with a whole lot of razzmatazz.

    Then again, there were no more original ideas, as they say.

    Or, the one where Mikey gets trapped in a bad guy foiling gone awry, and everyone worries.

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    31 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Mikey go splat
    He didn’t turn into a turtle pancake, huzzah

     

    Aka Mikey is buried under rubble

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Mikey's birthday was supposed to be fun. Full of excitement and treats and warm-good memories. But all he has are rope burns and the strong taste of blood on his tongue. The second he slipped, the second he thought otherwise, it all came crashing down and now he doesn't know how to get out.

    If he even can get out, that is. He's scared and nobody's answering their phones.

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    Mikey gets kidnapped by a college, student run club, which is literally just a cult. And they've decided Mikey is the perfect candite for their cultish activities and when they're all done for the day they lock him a closet. Because what else are they supposed to do with him? Let him go? No, of course not! That would ruin everything and they've come too far to stop now.

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    24 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    They locked the baby in the closet :(

    (Cult kidnap rise mikey and keep him in a closet)

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    Donnie’s brow somehow lowered further. “I… you’re taking this remarkably well, Mikey. You got shot. I don’t even know if that’s fully registered with you yet, but even still, no normal 15 year old should be making jokes about a bullet embedded in their body only an hour after it happened.”

    While out on a Saturday night patrol, Mikey suffers a bullet wound and falls unconscious. Once he wakes up, Donnie can't understand why Mikey's still so jovial.

    (Rated Mature for swearing, general violence, blood, referenced self-harm and suicide, past character death, and some intense emotions.)

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    06 Sep 2024

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    Someone give mikey a big old hug forever. He has too much repressed emotion.
    Aka mikey gets shot but does not care because he doesn’t see his life or body as valuable

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    Michelangelo runs into Dimension X with a goal in mind and an unwavering faith that his family will follow right behind him. Except Dimension X screws up that from the very beginning. And keeps continuing to screw up. Again, and again, and again.

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    Mikey learns how to survive.

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    03 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Another 2012 Mikey in X fic let’s goooooo

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    And for as long as Michelangelo can remember, he’s always been perhaps too curious for his own good. His father would agree, if he were here, and when Mikey cranes his head upwards and lets the glow of the light follow, he’s very much wishing his dad was here with him.

    Up on the ceiling hangs some sort of… creature.

    In a very fast glance, Mikey would almost say it looked like an oversized squirrel on account of its long, curled, bushy tail that it had tucked to its contorted body where it hung upside down on the rafter. Its pointed buck teeth stood stark out the front of its snarled, almost grinning mouth, its beady little eyes were wide and glossy, almost big enough for Mikey to watch back his own terrified expression in their reflection.

    It hisses at him — a high, keening sound that has him stumbling back hard enough that his shell hits the wall hard, pain buzzing hotly along the faintest of cracks there.

     

    (aka rabid squirrelanoids in the 2k3 verse)

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    05 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Squirelnoids but 2003
    Mikey yeeted himself into the lower sewer tunnels and perhaps maybe has a cracked shell and a bad concussion poor dude

    (I have noticed a trend that I have a lot of bookmarked fanfics where Mikey falls into a lower sewer area, what a weird flavour of angst I keep gravitating towards. I’ve even done it in two of my own stories, wtf)