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“They do breaks now?” A plume of smoke went up from Pyke’s mouth. He turned on the too-big couch, which Rett had dragged into his workshop years ago specifically so that Pyke could luxuriate on it while Rett did all the hard work. Pyke preferred his own company, but he often found excuses to exist somewhere on Rett’s periphery. Rett had even installed a sunlamp for him, on a stand craning over the back of the couch because Pyke liked to spread out as far as he could go—Pyke had it on now, eyes half lidded as it warmed his bones. “That’s news to me.”
“Well, our last job together put me pretty high in the ranks,” Ophelia cautiously tapped at the screen with the scaled pad of one finger, “so I can afford to take breaks now.”
“So you’re playing hooky.” Rett could hear the grin in Pyke’s voice.
Ophelia glared at him. “I’m not playing hooky, Pyke.”
“That’s all well and good,” Rett interrupted, “but why are you two having this conversation in my workshop?”
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12 Feb 2026
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"He’s a pirate, he knows these things: the sun sets west, hardtack spoils last, and life is never fair. Fairness is for children and the dead. But these lessons, at the very least, were consistent."
Nothing has gone right for Izzy Hands from the very second he set foot on Stede Bonnet's ship. His old life is gone, this vessel is a mess, and no one wants him around, least of all himself. It gets easier and easier to stop living in his life. Well, until he finds himself in pieces on Stede Bonnet's floor.
That makes things a bit more difficult.
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Izzy is autistic. because he is.
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11 Feb 2026
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Raz is a Psychonaut who has saved the day on multiple occasions. He’s also a ten-year-old child who still needs help and guidance from the adults around him
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10 Feb 2026
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Dave slips in and out of time. Karkat is left behind to pick up the pieces.
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05 Feb 2026
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The first time you pass by the troll in the box you kind of try not to see it.
It's gross as fuck when people do this. You guess maybe it's better than driving them out into the country and dumping them to make it on their own, or those stories you've heard about people dumping unwanted wrigglers in sacks into rivers--those you try not to think about because fuck, that is not okay on any level but it's not like you can do shit about it.
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- Part 1 of UFUT
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22 Jan 2026
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Your name is Rosa Maryam and you grew up dreaming of a perfect family, being the perfect wife, the perfect mother. After the miscarriage at eighteen, you were lost. After the divorce a year later, you were broken. When hope arrives in the strangest possible form, a well-intended but tasteless gift, you don't recognize it. Not at first.
You did not give birth to your son but he is yours, and he saved your life, and you will never let anyone hurt him.- Language:
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22 Jan 2026
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Relationships and Culture In Locusta Astralis (A Field Study) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Mar 2025
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“So,” Jade says, marching on ahead with her list like a determined little artilleripper, tapping at her papers. “The…Dark Carnival.” She sounds it out every part one after the other, ‘fatal-funny cullpit of the messiahs’, like how a corpse dismembered and all laid out turns into pieces instead of a whole troll.
“Dark Carnival,” you say, putting the corpse back together to show her, fast and fluid how it’s supposed to flow.
“Dark Carnival,” Jade repeats after you, choking just a little on the shift of chirr into click. “Okay! Say me what does that mean?”
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A diplomatic voyage of xenosociological discovery and awkward flirting takes place in Karkat's shitty living room, heavily backdropped by only the finest of cross-species anatomy textbooks, shitty Alternian cocktails, and schlocky Alternian romance movies.Series
- Part 3 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
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19 Jan 2026
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Domestic Diplomacy (And Other Minefields) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Nov 2022
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Karkat's moirail meets his matesprit. It goes alright. Nothing's exploding yet, anyway. Karkat just has to translate, and mediate, and fix Dave, and keep Gamzee in line, and not flip his shit. Fucking easy. It's all under control.
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Gamzee's moirail introduces him to his little alien flushcrush. It goes alright. Just the human's freaking out, and then Karkat's freaking out, and then when Gamzee goes to fix it it gets worse for some reason. It's not like the little squishy motherfuckers count as quadrants. So who knows what the big motherfucking deal is.
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Dave's boyfriend brings around his other boyfriend, and Dave has an educational experience on the subject of quadrants. It goes alright. Except the guy's a handsy dick who doesn't speak basically any English and wears clown makeup. And Karkat seems to be making some kind of romance power-move at him to prove a point. And Dave's dripping blood all over his favorite pair of sweatpants.Series
- Part 1 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
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19 Jan 2026
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Lost And Found (In Translation) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Aug 2023
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“Guys, hey, come on,” Jade says. “Troll language is much more specific about stuff like this, when he says stabbed he could mean something different! Karkat,” she switches to Alternian, bending her human vocal structures in painful-sounding ways but still doing a much better job than Dave, all things considered. “Stabbed, stabbed, or stabbed?”
You know you didn’t teach her the distinction between “poke hard with a non-strife-allocated object”, “stab lightly to show somebody not to fuck with you”, and “impale to kill”. Humans don’t even have that distinction. It’s a fucking miracle they get anything done.
“…Stabbed,” you say, carefully enunciating like a fucking liar.
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It's always awkward when the boyfriend meets the friend group; the boyfriend's boyfriend inviting himself along can only make it worse. Unless, of course, you're an amateur xenobiologist, sociologist, and linguist. Then it's just extra data!Series
- Part 2 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
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19 Jan 2026
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You know that Dave was raised to fight, but to you, everything about him seems to come from a much gentler world than your own. Just like the little world you’ve built together on this meteor.
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19 Jan 2026
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Karkat learns a couple things about Dave during a sleepover.
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- Part 14 of Integrated Worlds
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15 Jan 2026
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Karkat is self-conscious about his body and hides in a locker room shower to get out of wearing a bathing suit in gym class.
Turns out Dave has the same problem.
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13 Jan 2026
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The World is So Big When You’re So Small (Side Order Spoilers) by HoneyRocket
Fandoms: Splatoon
28 Feb 2024
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Marina builds Smollusk a physical body so it can stay in the real world with everyone else. What’s meant to be a chance to convert the world to order, has now thrown Smollusk into multiple crisis’ over everyone’s different views of chaos and order.
Aka; Smollusk got hit with the found family beam and visits (almost) everyone with a palette along the way
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- Part 6 of Splatoon 3
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12 Jan 2026
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I already know you’re leaving. by TiredGhost0_0
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
17 Dec 2025
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Pyke wakes up from a nightmare dark, cold and alone. Lucky for him the team is there to help him back up.
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09 Jan 2026
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It’s been exactly two hours, sixteen minutes, and thirty three seconds since you dropped Dirk off for his first day of school. Uh, not like anyone’s keeping count or anything. Dave Strider’s way too cool to keep track of shit like that. That’s why you’re still laid up in bed fully clothed, shades included. No shoes though. What kind of jackass wears sneakers in their bed? Not anyone in this house.
KARKAT: SO… WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?
DAVE: no
DAVE: im fineSeries
- Part 2 of living with the striders
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05 Jan 2026
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Okay, so maybe you should’ve mentioned you have a kid already. That’s totally on you, but in your defense, no one ever sticks around when they realize you’re a single dad. Who would wanna spend their early 20’s taking care of somebody else’s kid? And sure, he’s technically your little brother, but most people ghost before they even get the full explanation. Maybe that’s for the best though, you’d rather eat glass than resort to trauma dumping via Tinder DMs for a stranger’s approval and some mediocre sloppy toppy.
(Or, an AU where Dave is taking care of Dirk, and Karkat meets him for the first time)
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- Part 1 of living with the striders
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05 Jan 2026
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A collection of one-shots and filled prompt requests for the fic "We Were Made for Another World".
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- Part 2 of hiraeth
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30 Dec 2025
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Everyone had expected for them to win.
No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.
It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?
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- Part 1 of hiraeth
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30 Dec 2025
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who knew the stork still made house-calls by tyziia2 (ClockworkDinosaur)
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Apr 2020
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Your name is Dave Strider-Vantas, and you just found a baby on your doorstep. What will you do?
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26 Dec 2025
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Calm and collected, that's Dave Strider. The docking station around him is chaotic and loud but he is like ice, cool and clear.
None of that is true of course, but nobody is looking closely enough to notice the way his hands shake and his eyes dart around underneath the opaque plastic of his vintage sunglasses.Dave Strider sneaks on board an Alternian ship in an attempt to flee his shitty situation on Earth. This is the first of many questionable decisions.
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- Part 1 of sea of stars
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26 Dec 2025