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“Britain, do you regret it?”
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back when the world was made for two by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
12 Jan 2026
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For a long time, Portugal has had a secret.
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under stress, coral will bleach white by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
10 Jan 2026
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Haiti has always hated his eyes.
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do actions actually have consequences (yes, but not when you're making them) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
09 Jan 2026
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Britain needs oil. Iran isn't letting him have his oil.
Thus, a coup is discussed.
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lalalala thats how it goes by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
09 Jan 2026
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Sometimes, Britain wonders what could've happened if something was different.
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some fabric, hate, and rain by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
08 Jan 2026
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sometimes britain thinks that God must be laughing at him.
at the time, it was fine, normal triage.
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the unspoken minds are often the most interesting ones by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Avatar (Cameron Movies)
05 Jan 2026
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a little peek into what Pandora's creatures might've been thinking throughout the events of Avatar 3 - Fire & Ash
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fooled me once (never twice) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
02 Jan 2026
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Silla would never be betrayed by the Tang Dynasty. They loved each other.
Right?
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his eyes are gold (and so are yours) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
01 Jan 2026
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Muscovy recalls a standoff, centuries ago.
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In the midst of a party, Spain slips underneath a table to celebrate the upcoming new year.
Somehow, he's not alone.
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félicette, play in the stars by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
20 Oct 2025
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in October 18, 1963, a cat was sent to space.
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we're not empires anymore (at least we're still here) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
25 Aug 2025
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in 1956, the Suez Crisis reveals that Britain and France are slipping from world dominance.
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there's a letter hidden in a book.
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what's it like to be loved by him? (i dont know) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
11 Aug 2025
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Alone at his desk, Netherlands reflects on his unrequited love for Canada.
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france is the eldest daughter of the church by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
11 Aug 2025
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France talks to Papal States.
Papal State’s expression flickers, and he seems caught between reprimanding her bluntness and responding. He shakes his head, deciding to humor her. “And what would you have me do, bambina? Would you fight for me? They would never accept me as their ruler again if you do.”
France reaches out, placing a gentle hand on his. “Leave.”
Papal States blinks, his fingers withdrawing. “What?”
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don't trust anyone (not even me) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
07 Aug 2025
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Woken by a nightmare, England seeks out his father in the castle.
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be still my foolish heart (dont ruin this on me) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
03 Aug 2025
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But this time, a cold, sharp feeling in his chest had given him pause. It wasn’t anger, exactly - no, Britain knew what anger felt like. Was it jealousy? Maybe, but the word didn’t fit quite right. It was moreso a creeping thought:
She looks so at ease with everyone else. We’ve argued for centuries…
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do you remember saint lucia? by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
03 Aug 2025
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She eyes him, clearly not fooled, but unable to press him further. A slight tilt to her head tells Britain she’s planning her revenge, and he braces for impact. Still, her next words catch him off guard.
“Do you remember when you first met her?”
He hesitates, blinking. When he met Saint Lucia? Britain shifts through memories, trying to place the face to a place or time.
To his surprise, he recalls a field.
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a cliff and a hard place by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
02 Aug 2025
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in 1700, under no consent by the Spanish crown, Austria, England, France, and the Dutch Republic meet to discuss partitioning the Spanish Empire.
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you ruined my carpet (but I get alaska) by novi_ (Functionally_Extinct)
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
29 Jul 2025
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“A drink before we start? I find it’s easier to hold conversation while at an appropriate level of inebriation,” America chuckles, amused at his own joke. The Russian Empire eyes him doubtfully.
“You would drink during a negotiation?” He rumbles, crossing his arms and leaning back into the chair. “It seems rather inappropriate for the situation, no? I thought you at least maintained a sense of decorum.”
America’s grip on the bottle tightens imperceptibly.