FunnelCakeAndInfiniteSuffering



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    Within the opulent, pale walls of a palace at the heart of Falinel, Fabian, foretold by the Elven Oracle, sits as the kingdom's True King, much to the chagrin of some of the noble houses within the Court of Stars. But their ire at his position on the throne doesn't mean much with Sir Riz Gukgak by his side as his appointed Knight. What are their ambitions and schemes to a Brave and Loyal knight who'd stop at nothing to protect his best friend?

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    Colin takes a step back. Bulb, he feels so torn. He just wants to speak up, tell Deli everything he never said, like I think I love you and I know you love me back, you damned fool. But now he’ll never get the chance.

    Colin’s shoulders drop as he makes his decision and begins to leave, pausing in the doorway. He looks back at Deli, who avoids his gaze. He’s still beautiful. He’ll probably never stop being beautiful. But he isn’t a good person. And Colin can’t do this anymore. Whatever this is.

    (A canon rewrite to make explicit what was implicit in Zac and Lou's roleplay)
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    It would have been a lot easier, probably, if they could have fallen in love while Torse was still here. But count on them to do things the hard way, of course.

    Also: holy shit, you're thirty.

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    Middle school is hell, to put it kindly. Gorgug does his best to keep his head down, hands in his pockets, back of the classroom, keeping silent.

    It doesn’t stop the jeers of the other students from reaching his ears. Freak, they call him, even as they look at him with fear.

    It’s not like he’s never heard the cruel words before. But recently, something in him has changed.

    With each word thrown behind his back, he feels his heart pump faster, an anger growing in him that is terrifying in its power. He tamps it down, tries to smother it, spends his days being slammed into lockers in the hallways, tripping over his too large feet, and all the while, feeling so incredibly alone.

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    Or: Gorgug, from middle school, to meeting his adventuring party, to actually having friends. Maybe life does get better.

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    23 Nov 2025