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John Lester. Arthur thought about him carrying that name around everywhere he went and grit his teeth like he was chewing sand. It was his own damned fault for telling John to pick whatever he wanted; he’d had plenty of opportunity to lay down ground rules, it wasn’t John’s fault Arthur had run out of other Lesters quite some time ago with no plans to bolster numbers.
Not that he’d been much more enthused to gift his name to Bella. Why couldn’t he seem to stop comparing the scrap of the King in Yellow he’d stolen to his dead wife?
(In which John and Arthur take up private investigating together once they find their way out of the Dreamlands and into separate bodies.)
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04 Jan 2026
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“So, what is it that you’re looking for that you feel like friends can't give you?” is what Herm gets after he's done with a 15-minute monologue on how he can't be friends with Robert. He sits there and gapes. An answer comes to mind, perfectly formed as a well-rehearsed graduation speech or a baby about to be born. If he were to say it, he’d self-combust on the spot, but that isn't his area of expertise; that would be something more akin to what happens when a lump of cotton candy is thrown into a tub.
Herm goes to work, goes to therapy, and goes to (not so) great lengths to get over his workplace crush.
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20 Dec 2025
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It's been four months since Herman, A.K.A SDN Hero Waterboy, went missing after what should have been a routine dispatch call. Vanished, leaving his tracker behind at the entrance of a manhole cover.
Four months after the fact, Robert Robertson receives a distress call about a villain with Red Ring implants currently wrecking havoc on the coastline.
It couldn't be, could it?
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16 Dec 2025
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The Z-Team’s main source of fun, Robert’s love life.
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A collection of Short stories about Waterboy/Robert Robinson.
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15 Dec 2025
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Spielz' Geraskier Lovechild Universe by AlaskanBby
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Jul 2023
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02 Dec 2025
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5 times people thought Waterboy was lucky to be dating Robert, and 1 time someone realized Robert was just as lucky.
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23 Nov 2025
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Thomas the Rhymer by Bouncey
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Jul 2020
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Jaskier, heartbroken and banished from his Witcher's side, finds himself employed by the Fae Queen for seven years. In return for teaching music lessons and performing for guests of the Seelie Court, she promises the bard a longer life, knowledge of the Faerie Tongue, and an escape from the pain that haunts his shattered mortal heart.
After seven years of searching the world over for his bard, Geralt stumbles upon a familiar face in a clearing. A man with cornflower blue eyes, wavy brown hair, slightly pointed ears, and absolutely no memory whatsoever of the White Wolf.
(Based on a mix of several medieval ballads and Celtic folk-tales)
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10 Nov 2025
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If You Ask Me for My Fire (Just Watch Me Burn) by DigitalSaiyan
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Feb 2025
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Jaskier has zero intention of sharing the degrading experience of getting tortured. Ever. He’ll bury the memories and someday they’ll be as scabbed over as Caingorn was.
Which had been completely, absolutely, fine. And the only reason that wound is bleeding a little now is because fucking Geralt came out of nowhere—after the most humiliating experience of his entire life—and reopened the fucking thing. But that’s fine because he’ll leave and return to the terror of his smuggling work and forget about Geralt all over again. There’s nothing hard drink and the constant danger of execution won’t get his mind off. Because there’s something therapeutic about fearing for one’s life that makes anything not of immediate concern go away.
So yes, things were just fine before Geralt showed up.
Two years post-Caingorn, Geralt rescues Jaskier from prison and sends him with Ciri to Kaer Morhen. However, Geralt suspects Jaskier is hiding serious trauma.
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29 Oct 2025
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John and Arthur are competitors in the Great British Bake Off. Despite a bumpy first meeting, they find common ground and grow closer as the competition heats up. But behind the scenes, John and Arthur both have damaging secrets they're desperate to conceal from the prying eyes of the public. Will the rising stress of hiding their pasts from the cameras and each other threaten everything they’re trying to build?
Written for the 2025 Malevolent Big Bang.
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11 Oct 2025
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The Big Apple. City of opportunity, and of the future, but one that's swarming with an underbelly deeper then any ocean.
This is where John, Arthur and Noel have decided to start their new lives as private investigators. Still connected in body, John and Arthur try to navigate a life neither signed up for, with Noel acting as peacekeeper and instigator. It's not perfect, but it's a life that works for them, hard-earned and carved from the city that never sleeps.
This is until their routine is disturbed by a new client, claiming his employees are turning up dead and looking to hire Lester & Co. to suss out the killer. There's just one problem for Arthur: their client represents the Ubangi Club, a venue well known for its female impersonators. Can Arthur navigate the case while keeping his past and present separate? Or will he be forced to confront his old life once and for all?
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08 Oct 2025
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It's the sea, I suppose. It has a soothing effect by Ace_Of_Spades7
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Aug 2025
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Jaskier, fed up with Geralt's mistreatment, goes to the coast and opens up a tavern.
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03 Oct 2025
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The Best of You and Me by giddytf2
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Feb 2023
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Today was, without a single doubt, the most peculiar day of Jaskier’s life.
“I’m sorry,” he said to Yennefer, blinking up at her, very glad that he was seated on the side of the thin bed. “I think you just said that I’m pregnant.”
The sorceress’s violet eyes harbored not an iota of humor. She crossed her arms under her ample bosom, and said, “You are pregnant.”
“Pregnant with a magnificent bounty of well-crafted songs?”
Her eyes narrowed. Under any other circumstances, he would have felt a mighty frisson of fear skittering down his spine. He was far too horrified of the words that rolled off her plump, red-painted lips next.
“You are pregnant with a baby.”
______________________________________In which Jaskier discovers that he's mysteriously pregnant but wants the baby, Geralt finally learns to use his words after twenty years, Yennefer is so done with two idiots in love and their communication problems, and Ciri gains a new family.
(The main story is complete at 10 chapters, but will be updated with codas about Geralt and Jaskier and their life following the events of the main story. Also features my art!)
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14 Sep 2025
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a broken pot can still hold water by MarionetteFtHJM
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Jan 2020
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Despite what his outward code of conduct would have you thinking, Jaskier knows when he is not wanted.
He allows himself the exact amount of three days of wallowing in that small town before he packs his meager possessions and hits the road like nothing happened. In those three days he sings and dances for his food and drink, fucks the pretty barmaid and sleeps off the hangover before heading out in the morning of the fourth day. He travels alone for the first time in a while but it’s alright.
Now, if only people would stop telling him that the Witcher asks about him - that'd be swell.
And we have a lovely translation into Russian available here!
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- Part 1 of Goth Himbo Geralt archetype fics
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07 Sep 2025
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The next meeting of the Order of the Fallen Star is an entire month away. Arthur and John stay with Detective Noel at his apartment in New York until then, deepening their relationship to the only man who truly knows what they've been through. While Arthur and John continue to connect through dreams, they also navigate a new, mutual relationship and how that might manifest within their sanctuary.
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- Part 2 of Dream of Me
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16 Aug 2025
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if hamlet from himself be ta'en away by grumpyhedgehogs
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender
04 Jan 2021
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Zuko is brainwashed into being Joo Lee, Joo Dee's brother, and is found by the gAang in Ba Sing Se.
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12 Aug 2025
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“I. Am not. Joo Lee.” Zuko grits out, eyes wild.
“No,” Aang promises. “You’re not. We know you’re not. You just can’t remember that sometimes.”
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- Part 3 of if hamlet from himself be ta'en away
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12 Aug 2025
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Warmth, Spiced Punch and Happiness by PrettyArbitrary for Llwyden ferch Gyfrinach (Llwyden)
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
25 Dec 2022
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Arthur and John get the cozy cuddling, heavily rummed-up wassail and holiday fluff THEY DESERVE.
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11 Aug 2025
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“…May I?” John asks, voice low, rough with restraint. “May I undress you?”
Arthur rolls his eyes fondly. “You don’t have to ask every time, John.”
John leans forward just enough to press his forehead to Arthur’s stomach, eyes fluttering shut. “Please,” he murmurs, softer now. And feels Arthur shudder under his palms. “I want to. Every time. Please let me touch you.”
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05 Aug 2025
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His friend strangled him to death and bound him to a strange book. Later, the very same friend abandons his bruised and bleeding body on the side of a road outside Arkham. Parker vows not only to find Arthur, but to take his vengeance against his former best friend. After he tries to wreak just that in New York, he realizes that things are more complicated than they seem... and the man he wants to kill may be dead already.
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02 Aug 2025
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The Most Dense Gorilla in Animation by FillerBunny, OPAARTIST
Fandom Sing (Movies 2016 2021)
26 Oct 2024
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01 Aug 2025