Haossa
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Призм шоковано витріщається на людей навколо, чуючи насмішливе «…ти не в моєму смаку» у правому вусі на беззаперечний флірт їх нового диспетчера. Будучи найкращою подругою Фламбе її переструсило від жаху слів, кинутих з такою байдужістю, ніби це було правдою, яка завжди вилітає з рота цього йолопа, дратуючи усіх до нервових сиріт по шкірі.
Тому що Призм знала — Роберт Робертсон був, беззаперечно, прямим влучанням в усі критерії засекречених стандартів її гарячого друга, але його гордість та минуле ні за що не дозволять перетнути цю межу. Межу, що не дозволяла Фламбе зробити перший крок.or
Призм, як хороша подруга, намагається зрозуміти та налагодити стосунки між Фламбе та Робертом, маючи повне право на втручання в чужі справи, пожиттєво видане самим Фламбе та її вродженою байдужістю. Тільки ніхто не очікує того, що один з них похоронив почуття в перший день знайомства, а інший не вміє ладнати зі своїми емоціями, думаючи, що дійсно не є типажом власної дурної закоханості.
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04 Feb 2026
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The only girl I ever loved was Robert in "drag" by Arcturus_Ish
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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It was supposed to be funny.
A bribe to get Prism to go on a call she would rather die than do. It was barely memorable, but whatever it was had been enough to earn her stubborn refutes.
A joking, “I'll let you do my makeup after shift if you do this without insulting anyone there.” Like a peace offering, only coated in sarcasm. An olive branch promising his own humiliation.
Everyone had laughed, it got Prism to concede.
It had still been funny when Prism had the others over, had pulled out her entire makeup collection. Flambae had laughed, knowing for sure that Robert - normal, boring, probably straight Robert wouldn't be caught dead actually letting this happen.
Funnier still when Robert actually showed up himself, immediately being pulled into a circle consisting of only Prism and Malevola as Coupè had sequestered herself onto one of Prism's many plush couches to read more of her book.
It had stopped being funny after that.
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The fic where Robert gets his makeup done and Flambae is very normal about it.Bookmarked by Haossa
10 Jan 2026
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My hands are not clean (they can still carry you home) by Arcturus_Ish
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.
So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.
Or:The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?
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10 Jan 2026
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The Cannibal Cook-Out is here and it's Lucifer and Alastor's official debut as a couple! They're totally ready for this and not at all, in the least bit, worried that it'll go completely and utterly wrong.
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Lucifer learns a lot of surprising new things, Rosie continues to be everyone's therapist, Alastor is trying very hard to keep his injury a secret, and Susan leaves no survivors.
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- Part 5 of Just Kiss Already
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28 Aug 2025
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Just Kiss Already by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
14 Jun 2025
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Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better! The hotel is rebuilt, bigger and better than ever, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.
But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to fully protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.
Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.
In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.
And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...
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28 Aug 2025