HopelessMasquerade
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bite-sized seccolatas by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
20 Mar 2026
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Short drabbles featuring Cioccolata and Secco (and others) and which may or may not be connected.
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freak show by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Jan 2026
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Cioccolata Dolcio is the newest employee at a prestigious Neapolitan hospital, yet his true intentions couldn’t stray further from those of an ordinary doctor. His macabre ideas start moving forward when he gets to treat a rowdy patient.
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basket case by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Sep 2025
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After his first divorce, Cioccolata, a renowned surgeon in Italy, felt a deep emptiness within himself. His partner had left him after a long relationship, and he’d been left with a child to take care of as well. Though, when he signs his child up for swimming lessons, he ends up coming across a handsome young man who might change his life for the better.
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diamond dogs by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Sep 2025
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Buccellati chooses to betray the Boss. After initially making a choice based on pure logic, Fugo rethinks his words.
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lithium by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Jun 2025
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Cioccolata becomes sick, so it's up to Secco to care for him.
Recent series
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transecco's seccolata slop by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade), HopelessMasquerade
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Oct 2021
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come get your garbage :)
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Requests by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade), HopelessMasquerade
Fandom Haikyuu!!, Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball, Ookiku Furikabutte | Big Windup!, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, ダイヤのA | Daiya no A | Ace of Diamond
25 Mar 2016
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The title says it all. Some requests -mostly- reprinted from Tumblr.
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Fa Tremmà E' Padrun' by raynesevenx
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Jan 2026
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Bucciarati was too kind to people he barely knew. Too compassionate, too trusting, too idealistic and too naive. Yet again, the belief in justice for the oppressed seemed to have led him astray - the way it had nearly seven years ago.
An unexpected arrest re-encounters Bruno Bucciarati with a familiar face from the past. His long hair and eyeliner might be missing but unmistakably - the cop at the front of the cruiser, right across the crate, is the very son of the man who once went to great lengths to lock him up in juvie.
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More and More by orphan_account
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Jun 2019
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Cioccolata becomes increasingly bored after being sent into hiding. By the Boss’s orders, he and Secco are disallowed from leaving their appointed location. Cioccolata’s life grows dull without anything to do or anyone to kill. He’s exhausted all pleasure from his old tapes, and he craves to record something new. Desperate for material, Cioccolata seeks Secco’s assistance. However, he doesn’t plan to record torture or death—nothing like his other tapes. No, Cioccolata has something much more interesting in mind.
Bookmarked by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
15 Apr 2025
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La curiosidad mató al gato, o en el caso de Roberto, a su supuesta heterosexualidad. Como si el portero no tuviera suficiente trabajo, ahora hay un «enchufe» nuevo al que Emilio tiene que darle mantenimiento clandestinamente. ¡Porque menudo escándalo si se enteran Radio Patio y el Consejo de Sabios!
Dos chicos tontos se enamoran, pero ¿cómo lidiarán con sus vecinos cotillas, los celos, y sus inseguridades?
Series
- Part 1 of Érase un Final Más Feliz
Bookmarked by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
25 Jan 2025
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In which Cioccolata buys a cake by Momlyne
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Dec 2024
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My secret santa for @transecco on twitter!! I had a drawing done too, but unfortunately I wasn't able to finish it, so I hope this is a nice subsititute! They asked for a story where Cioccolata buys Secco a cake, so I wrote exactly that- Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!!
Bookmarked by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
30 Dec 2024
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thank you soooo much for the gift!!!!!!!!
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Brozone & Acquaintances: Fame and Blunders (The Rise And Fall, The Epic Highs And Lows Of Trolltwt) by HostileMuppet, Squirrelpatties
Fandoms: Trolls (DreamWorks Movies)
11 Sep 2024
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An absurdist modern epic satirising celebrity culture of both the real world and online varieties. A serial drama focusing on themes of family and conflict, not unlike Game of Thrones (but with zero incest). A classic of the internet era. Voted *THE* Pro-Life Floyd fic one week running.
"Excellent twitter drama AU here folks. The tea is so delicious, gobbled it" - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Laughed out loud several times. Light, absurdist, an in progress runaway train that’s on fire. The passengers are eating each other. It’s fantastic." - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"A work that is beautiful and poignant to the chronically online. I do think floyd could be pro abortion tho just give him time" - ⭐⭐⭐⭐
"i am in shock. i am astounded. i am laughing my ass off but absolutely baffled so it's kinda hurting my face. i feel like i ran into a glass wall and got the wind knocked out of me." - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Hmmm. TDAU is just. Ummm. I don't know. I'm just a bit um. Speechless. It's good, definitely better than most troll fics, but just um. Hm. It's interesting definitely. It's really uhm uh huh." - ⭐⭐⭐⭐
"you are insane i need you locked up and put in a box floating down the river. ok onto chapter 2" - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Series
- Part 1 of Twitter Drama AU (Fame & Blunders)
Bookmarked by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
05 Jun 2024