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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
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13 Feb 2026
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A Storied Kind of Romance by njw
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
19 Nov 2018
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“Tim.” Bruce drags in a rough, choppy breath, trying and failing to get himself under control. “What have you done.”
Tim tries to wiggle free, and Bruce’s grip just tightens as he presses a kiss first to one dark head, then the other. Well, at least if he’s kissing my head he’s probably not that mad at me…
He bites his lip. “Um. So. I might, possibly, okay definitely, have traveled back in time, and… stolen Jason?” Tim’s voice squeaks embarrassingly and he flushes.
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Collection of oneshots written for the Jaytim Week fall 2018 tumblr prompts. I don't have a tumblr but the prompts looked like fun, so… :D1. Magic // Sugar Daddy; 2. Time Travel // Heist; 3. Viking // Bare Skin; 4. College // Vegas Wedding; 5. FREE PROMPT DAY (Accidental Baby Acquisition // Clones); 6. Mafia // Bodyswap; 7. Alpha/Beta/Omega // Nightmares & Hallucinations; 8. Urban Fantasy // Blood Oath
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- Part 1 of Jaytim Week Prompt Oneshots and Stories
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27 Jan 2026
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A piece of Voldemort's soul attached to baby Harry Potter that fateful Halloween night. Over the years, the soul piece witnessed how much danger and pain his host was in. How far would the soul go to protect the child he began to care for, especially when the boy started to care for him in return? Oh, just a little over-protective care, some magic training, maybe some necromancy...
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- 49/49
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05 Jan 2026
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Harry overhears a conversation during his fourth year that makes him question some facts and assumptions he’s made. This sets him on a very different path over the rest of his school years as he works to understand more about magic, Wixen society, soulmates, and more.
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09 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter has always been different, and his strange connection to plants marks him as the freak his Aunt and Uncle always claimed he was. The wizarding world was supposed to be an escape, but even there, he must hide the truth of his abilities. His magic doesn’t fit the rules, and secrets have a way of growing wild.
(If only there was someone who understood...)
A re-telling of the books in which Harry has more than one power the Dark Lord knows not.- Language:
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- 81/81
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13 Sep 2025
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I'll Give You Everything (Nothing Is Too Much) by DobbyRocksSocks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2025
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Severus kidnaps Harry when he’s only three after learning of his placement with the Dursleys. With a Harry raised to know love, what differences will that make to the timeline—and how will Dumbledore handle a Harry who isn’t quite so easy to mould into a weapon against the Dark Lord?
Also, Rabastan learns not to tickle Bellatrix.
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27 May 2025
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After two years of murder attempts and terrible summers, ominous letters from the Ministry and adults who act like they care but never actually do anything, Harry decides to grab the basilisk by the horns. In the few weeks he has before school begins, Harry learns more about himself, his family, and his role in the magical world. When third year starts, he just hopes he's ready.
[A canon retelling starting in PoA through DH, with a Harry that's just a bit more perceptive, a Sirius with changed priorities, and a caring Theo]
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- Part 1 of There Is Hope For Us
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09 May 2025
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Aftermath by Potrix for Finely Honed (jaqen_hgar), InnerCinema, 27dragons
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
13 May 2016
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One moment they’re fighting, yelling scathing insults and ugly accusations at each other, and the next they’re kissing, all teeth and anger-fuelled desperation. Steve backs him up until Tony’s shoulders hit the closest wall, and hoists him up, giving Tony no choice but to wrap his legs around Steve’s waist for support. Tony bites Steve’s bottom lip, hard enough to draw blood, and Steve growls, and grips both of Tony’s wrists in one big hand, his hold bruisingly tight.
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11 Dec 2024
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Lost in the throes of a post-divorce midlife crisis, Harry signs up to be the new Hogwarts Defence professor. Unfortunately the post is still destroying perfectly decent professors left and right, and Harry can’t break the curse without special help.
Which is how he ends up with the Resurrection Stone on his finger and with the shade of Lord Voldemort as his co-teacher.
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17 Nov 2024
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Unexpected Safety (Hold Me Tight) by DobbyRocksSocks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Nov 2024
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The name appears at just past midnight, scripted across his wrist. It’s certainly going to complicate things.
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- Part 24 of HarryTom Oneshots
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04 Nov 2024
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Upon his resurrection, Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known as the Dark Lord Voldemort, goes to the bank to reclaim his lordships and vaults; war is expensive after all.
What he discovers throws a severe wrench in every plan he's ever had as he suddenly finds himself the parent of three...four, five, seve-
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- Part 26 of Livy's Misc Oneshots
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03 Nov 2024
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[Podfic] Untitled Tumblr Prompt Fill by ipoiledi, sallysparrow017 for ipoiledi
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Feb 2016
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Podfic of an untitled tumblr prompt fill by ipoiledi.
“Oh,” Steve moans. “Oh, you ain’t playin’ fair, Barnes.”
“When in our lives,” Bucky asks, “Have I ever played fair?”
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20 Aug 2024
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don't blame the stork by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2024
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Harry feels a little adrift after the war, so Magic decides he needs a baby, Magical Britain decides he needs to be Minister, and Voldemort decides he needs some company.
Daddymort Fest 2024 submission! Prompt: "Minister for Magic Harry has his hands full with raising his son, Tom, while also looking for a potential partner as a good influence on Tom. He needs someone Tom could look up to and respect, not like the failed relationships that Tom has terrorized out the door. Well maybe they've both finally met their matches when time-traveler Voldemort comes into the picture."
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19 Aug 2024
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The Line by spelling_error
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Jul 2021
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When Steve first came to him with the plans for returning to the Avengers, Bucky had refused on account of Tony Stark wanting him dead. Bucky had lost that argument, but he was glad for it now. Stark and Bucky's banter during his BARF sessions was a lifeboat on some of his bad days.
Stark is both Bucky's saving grace and a complete nightmare when the latest BARF session brings up some of Bucky's old memories from before the war. These memories reveal a tightly kept secret about how Bucky made ends meet during the great depression. This revelation shifts the tone of Bucky and Stark's back-and-forth teasing towards something akin to flirting, in their unique and inappropriate way.
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27 Jun 2024
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(Far From) The Optimal Response by newtypeshadow
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), Captain America (Movies), Winter Soldier (Comics), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
14 Mar 2019
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Although rescuing his soulmates, Steve and Bucky, isn’t new, Tony never planned for them to find out he's the one helping them, much less catch him in the act.
He certainly didn't expect them to ever want him back.
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- Part 1 of SuperSuperSorcererHusbands Fics
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- 246
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07 Jun 2024
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"The boxes were damn heavy, and John was tired of hauling them down the rickety flight of stairs to the street. The living room was dead silent when he passed by, but then, what did he expect?"
Sherlock breaks John's heart. Moriarty is there to pick up the pieces and introduce John to the London criminal underground.
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16 Mar 2024
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"If you think you can take me," Tony whispered darkly in his ear, and Steve failed to suppress the shudder that ricocheted down his spine, "then come up to my penthouse tonight at eight and prove it."
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05 Mar 2024
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17 Feb 2024
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Tony Stark never really believed Steve Rogers would actually marry him, but he'd never dreamed it would be because Bucky Barnes turned up alive on their wedding day. Takes into account all pre-Winter Soldier movies except Tony and Pepper broke up between The Avengers and Iron Man 3 for the usual reasons.
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06 Jan 2024
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Lucius Malfoy knows that his son has been bringing someone up to his bedroom. Regularly. Finding out that that someone is Harry Potter brings an entirely different range of emotions to the table.
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11 Nov 2023