LemonTart
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The Enemies-with-Benefits Arrangement by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2025
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When fussy perfectionist Aziraphale and hipster artist Crowley first cross paths, they instantly despise each other. But all that tension results in crackling chemistry. They agree to a secret enemies-with-benefits arrangement—just hot sex, no strings attached.
All is going to plan until—oh, no—romantic feelings start to develop. Several major decisions, meddling Whickber Street neighbours, and big surprises help them stumble their way from enemies to lovers.
Crowley ran his tongue across his lips, contemplating. “And what do you like?”
“Wit. Style.” Aziraphale’s eyes flicked down to Crowley’s mouth as he drifted closer. “Impeccable manners.”
“Manners,” Crowley scoffed. He set his glass down, hovering within striking distance of that irresistible cologne and the heat of Aziraphale’s neck. “What you need is someone to wreck you. Someone to rip off all those buttons and properly rattle your bones so you remember that you’re alive.”
Anger sparked in Aziraphale’s eyes, their colour a tempest of blue and grey, a stormy sea a man could drown in. He pursed his lips, then spoke, that deep and sonorous tone rippling over Crowley again. “And you need discipline.”
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The Pumpkin Spice Plague by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Sep 2025
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It’s Pumpkin Spice Latte season, and the world finally knows who to blame.
Aziraphale blinked at Crowley. “You — you tricked humans into craving a revolting demonic potion disguised as a cheerful seasonal libation?”
”Something like that, yeah.”
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Something Good and Gentle in the Blitz by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jul 2025
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Aziraphale and Crowley are on good terms again, but Crowley’s not sure that their “strictly no romance” Arrangement is enough anymore. The truth is, it feels emotionally unfulfilling, but his heart can’t take another rejection.
But things are about to change: The night after the bullet catch act, Crowley and Aziraphale are at the bookshop when the air raid sirens sound. Sheltered in the basement, bathed in the glow of candlelight, the ground quaking around them, Aziraphale makes a confession that finally frees them to be together.
(Series now complete - at last, a happy ending!)
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- Part 8 of A Special Ineffable Arrangement
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A Little Black Box by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jun 2025
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After the events of Paris, Edinburgh, and St. James’s Park, Crowley and Aziraphale’s relationship is in limbo, stuck somewhere between civil and not speaking. But when Crowley receives a white linen envelope with an invitation to the opera, the ice finally begins to thaw. A night of private box seats, passionate music, and unexpected touches leads to an intimate carriage ride home — yet some things must remain locked away.
Crowley absently raises the paper to his nose, inhaling the scent of ink and something sweet—beeswax from a candle that sat near Aziraphale’s hand as he penned the letter at his cluttered desk—along with top notes of citrus and bergamot, a warm undertone of sandalwood. A cologne concocted by a barber, perhaps, dabbed on Aziraphale’s wrist that brushed the stationary as he wrote, his pulse point kissing along the paper.
He closes his eyes, briefly losing himself the soothing smell. A faint flicker of hope taunts him. Perhaps the evening will unexpectedly open the door to something else… Perhaps Aziraphale’s resolve is growing weak, his urges compelling him to seek the company of a certain demon, risking temptation.
Series
- Part 6 of A Special Ineffable Arrangement
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Cake and the Many Ways to Make Amends for Oversleeping by carnivalofvanity, LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Apr 2025
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Cottage life with Aziraphale is so perfectly peaceful that Crowley accidentally oversleeps through several important events. To mollify a very miffed angel, Crowley attempts to apologise as Aziraphale bakes up a storm.
Good thing Crowley still has some seductive moves up his sleeve and the legs for wearing a kilt, because he’s going to need all his charm to soothe his disgruntled angel.
Art and fic created for the GOAD Cake Bang Celebration.
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A Special Ineffable Arrangement by LemonTart
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jul 2025
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A series of missing and reimagined scenes that follows Crowley and Aziraphale’s relationship through the ages.
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Ineffabili-TEA by anna_bird, dbacklot99, harlotofgod, LemonTart, sixbynine, WiblyWobly_TimeyWimey
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2024
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How to Mimic Letters, Fliers, and Stationery Without Using Images by La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
27 Jul 2017
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic the look of letters, fliers, and stationery (as well as other forms of written media) without using images. For all your epistolary fic needs.
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- Part 17 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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- English
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- 1/?
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Bookmarked by LemonTart
14 Aug 2025
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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Bookmarked by LemonTart
29 Oct 2023