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Nie Huaisang saves a snake, and gets a husband out of it
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02 Dec 2024
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Charlie’s ex-boyfriend is coming to stay at the hotel and she’s a nervous wreck. Every time she sees him, she ends up caught in his web again. Alastor is happy to help drive a wedge between Charlie and her ex.
By introducing himself as her husband.
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04 Jun 2024
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Making a deal was a tricky thing, because you have to uphold the terms even if you don’t remember making it.
Fifty years ago during a drinking binge, Mimzy made a deal with Alastor: if in fifty years they were both still single, they’d get married. It’s time to collect.There’s no way he’s marrying Mimzy, so Alastor cashes in on the deal he’d made with Charlie: a favor of his choosing to be redeemed at any time. And he needs a girlfriend.
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14 May 2024
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The demon and the workaholic are stuck in the elevator by Elle_na
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Mar 2024
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“He sincerely hated her, she had no doubt about that.
She could read it in his thirty-two teeth smile always plastered on his face and in his psycho eyes.
It was even more obvious when she caught him staring at her as a hunter would at the prey he wanted to devour.
And since his desk was placed less than ten feet away, that gaze haunted her every day.”
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In which the corporate princess can't stand her devilish coworker and ends up banging him in the office elevator.Series
- Part 1 of Demon and Workaholic
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12 Mar 2024
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Part 1:
"No. Not interested. At all. Ever."
"You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."
Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.
"It's a microphone."
Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."
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“Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"
"Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."
Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.
"Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”
"You're making it very hard to get into this."
"Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"
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27 Feb 2024
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Alastor's been feeling a bit under the weather lately, and he can't quite figure out why. All he knows is that it has something to do with his delightfully charming business partner. Charlie's been trying to ignore her attraction to the infamous overlord who's decided to help her with her hotel. And Angel Dust decides that if he doesn't do something everyone else'll be double dead before those two ever figure it out.
Or in which Alastor gets afflicted with horny and Angel tries to help, to a varying degree of success
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27 Feb 2024
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If your wife won't have a kid with you, you can always just make your own. (Unfortunately for Lucifer, it still takes two people.)
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22 Feb 2024
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After finding out the extermination would be 6 months early Charlie felt she deserved an evening for feeling sorry for herself and a few bottles of wine.
She told herself it was a form of self care. A mini holiday.
But she didnt expect to meet Alastor making beignets in the kitchen. She also didn't realise he had a fluffy tail.
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- Part 1 of A Tail of Beignets
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12 Feb 2024
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How to Deal With a Malfunctioning Radio by Descendree
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
27 Nov 2021
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In just five handy
chapterssteps!
A Charlastor-fanfiction.Or:
When a fed-up Charlie tries to remind Alastor of some very important hotel rules, something happens they both didn't see coming.
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01 Feb 2024
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baptise in your thighs ‘til it hurts by aestheticzjm
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jan 2024
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Megumi was almost certain that he was about to hit the ground, but there was a quick arm wrapping around his waist and a dark chuckle at his ear, and he felt his legs begin to quiver as they threatened to give out.
“You still don’t want my help, sweetheart?”
— or the one in which sukuna runs into megumi during a house party.
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08 Jan 2024
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Teardrop by bingerine
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 May 2024
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“Do you have any kind of experience with children?” Margaret asks.
“No, I don’t.” he answers, “aside from having been one myself at some point, I suppose.” he adds, smiling, hoping, more than slightly intimidated. She stares at the wall behind him.
“Sukuna is a difficult child.”
Sukuna. It sounds like a wash of ambivalent anger coming out of her mouth.or
Megumi is looking for a new job to help around the house. His new neighbors are looking for a babysitter.
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04 Jan 2024
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i like it when you sleep, for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it by todorokitouya
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Jan 2024
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megumi catches his twin brother, sukuna, having a wet dream and spirals.
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03 Jan 2024
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Something to be ashamed of by BirchForest
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Oct 2021
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Megumi knows he is broken. His scent is wrong, unpleasant, unlikable. It makes all the sense in the world to cover up and pretend he is normal, smelling sweet peaches like a good omega should.
He's a fake and there's nothing to do about it. No alpha will want to be with the real him, and he should defintely stop pining over his alpha boss. Nothing good will come out of it anyway.That's what he thought before that sweet tender kiss was pressed against his wrist.
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03 Jan 2024
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“When I look at you, it feels like I know who you are. What you like, and don't like. Do you feel it too?"
Sukuna goes to deliver a cake before heading home for the day after a long day at work, and that delivery is about to change his life forever.
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22 Dec 2023
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Megumi is a writer of erotica and he can't count the number of times he has listened to his own novels. It has gotten to the point one could call it an obsession, and the man narrating his books has become the love of his life.
The image of Ryomen Sukuna that he has created in his mind is perfect, and he can't imagine the man being good enough to match his voice.
That is until he meets him.
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25 Sep 2023
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Megumi is her little baby, and he’s grown so handsomely.
Satoru teaches him something new.
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18 Sep 2023
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squirm by beetlethirteen
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Aug 2023
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Fushiguro Megumi knows that being the strongest comes with its quirks, and Gojo Satoru intends to give him a thorough and intimate demonstration of what that entails.
At Gojo’s crotch, the thing seems to writhe and throb with Megumi’s attention, as if preening under his gaze. The man it’s attached to looks equally unfazed, tongue darting out to wet his lips in rhythm with it. Megumi thinks of Orochi; he’s not so estranged from the voracious nature of great serpents.
Besides, Megumi has known of it for – a while.
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09 Sep 2023
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Megumi wakes up in a stranger’s bed with no recollection of what happened the previous night. There is a handwritten note for him and the first thing he reads on it is: DON’T PANIC!
Now he has to figure out where he is, how he got there and, most importantly, who wrote that note.
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09 Sep 2023
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No Rest for the Wicked and the Divine by Otherpesto
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), The Princess and the Frog (2009)
04 Sep 2023
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When Nanami takes an impromtu trip to New Orleans, he finds the world of Jujutsu sorcery to be a lot bigger than what he initially imagined
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05 Sep 2023