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Random little oneshots by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/
12 Sep 2025
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For all of my oneshots. Some will be silly, some angsty, some fluffy, and some smutty lol
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As a caregiver bot, your purpose is simple. Companionship, and caring for anyone you are told to. Easy!
Until you are discarded in a dumpster on the streets, memory cache wiped and systems powered down. That should've been it. But then you are found by another human and powered back on.
But not before you are modified. With fighting in mind, and soon entered into an illegal bot fighting tournament. -
Alien stage by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Alien Stage (Web Series)
25 Aug 2025
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Uh. Hey. Im doing it again, making another fic. Alien stage au. Unsure of how this will end. Will it be happy? Will it be bad? I have no idea <3
Largely based off of the canon of Alien stage, but also takes several different routes.
Ive already drawn some things for this au on my tumblr Weirdenbyferret, under the 'alien stage au' tag so yoy can look at those if you want. Gotta scroll through some ramblings with that tag first though lmao
ALSO THERES TOO MANY DIFFERENT GUYS No bold or italic speech for this one like I normally do!! Theres five guys, I cant do that!! -
Run little pillager by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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No, as you see your dead kin and clan members, bile pools in the back of your throat and you almost feel like you are going to throw up, your free hand pressing against your mouth as your eyes widen, before frantically whipping around.
Trying to find at least one of your kin. One alive other than you.
You don't succeed.
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Pillager reader x golems Sun, Moon, and Eclipse
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You don't understand why parents leave their fry before they even hatch and leave them and their siblings to survive by themselves.
You don't understand why sirens only ever eat human meat.
You dont understand why your pod refuses to share food equally, often leaving you with no food.
And most of all, you dont understand why your pod, your only family, left you.You are the runt of your pod of siblings.
When an attempt to get food goes wrong your siblings abandon you and you get captured by pirates.
You didn't expect the crew to be entirely animatronic.
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"' . . . No, our focus is always on the safety and happiness of the guests, and we’re working tirelessly to ensure that this disaster never happens again.'” I almost felt the need to chuckle. This would not be the first time Fazco's greed cost the life of yet another victim.
Up until the power outage the other day, I've attended every tournament for past few months to gather anything I could for the Phantom Unit's Association. As their top paranormal detective, I've been sent to multiple Freddy Fazbear locations on counts of decades worth of supernatural rumors. Very little has been discovered. Everything seems to lead in to a brick wall. What a pain."
A "Pluck My Heartstrings" bad end fan continuation. Written by @zerogutzz (that's me!)
Original fic written by Nekomiko!! I highly suggest reading this first!
A story of tragedy, love, and music. Be careful; history, like all things, are doomed to repeat.
Jester!Sun/Moon x Detective!Reader(Max) NSFW!
Updates slowly! But surely.Series
- Part 1 of You Are The Blood
Bookmarked by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
01 Nov 2024
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A story set in the 'Second Choice AU'
Sun and Moon knew better than to make comparisons, the painful reality being that you were not ████, nor could you be. Yet despite their efforts, they could not shake the deep distain for your presence in the spot ████ once stood...
The former worker, friend and love of the Daycare Attendant is gone, and you (unfortunately) were hired in their stead...
Where the former worker was warm, patient, and outgoing. You in stark contrast are reserved, burnt-out, and tired.Mix in bad coping mechanisms, financial problems and an ill regard for your own self preservation and you have this very broken "love story"
Welcome to Super Star Daycare! Good luck.
(Be mindful of the tags. We will not hold back)
Bookmarked by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
30 Oct 2024
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So. Tonight you're going to die a horrible, painful, yet oddly creative death like your fallen coworkers. Or! You're going to play every reverse uno-card in the book to scrape by long enough to complete the mission you were given, and put an end to this nightmare.
Good luck, new hire!Series
- Part 1 of just keep playing along
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Bookmarked by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
29 Oct 2024
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A Very Vad Dragon by Foxys_Simp
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
12 Apr 2025
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The reader is a kobold on a journey of revenge. This will be mostly gender neutral but I might accidentally use she/her pronouns. Feel free to design your kobold how ever you want, be mindful that I'm using a kobold with no wings with their size being between 2-3 feet. If I include any pictures of the kobold it will be as my OC, you don't have to the design I just want to share my drawings. You can choose what the kobold wears since I will only describe that they have a backpack. This is my first fic so I am open to any criticism.
**No smut right now, I might if I get more confident with writing and it will be in separate works as to not inconvenience anyone. Don't be afraid to tell me if I should add another tag**
Bookmarked by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
27 Oct 2024
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The Iron Claw Tales are a collection of stories may appear disconnected, Despite this, they weave together to tell a greater story. After all, is there ever only one perspective to consider?
You take the role of the nameless protagonist in each of these nine stories. Can you truly identify yourself from every angle?
Two races are at odds, Humans and Beastia. Humans ban beastia from their kingdoms and beastia enslave humans.
Both sides must act cautiously as the balance hangs delicately and one wrong move could spell the end for either side.
But as the tensions rise, other feeling begin to brew. Fear, Hatred, Disgust… Love.
Will our protagonists be able to alter the chess board or will they fall victim to their own mistakes?
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Bookmarked by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
27 Oct 2024