LulaMillay
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As he contemplates whether to use his orb, Gale gets a chance to know himself as he truly is, rather carnally.
Zlorb squinted at Gale searchingly. “So how does one expand the horizons of a mage that will try anything once? You take so well to such a variety of, well, situations for lack of a better word, I’m unsure what I can offer you that you haven’t already tried.”
Two chubby Gales going at it in a library, enjoy!
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- Part 21 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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Nature, Magic, and Everything in Between by LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Apr 2026
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As the gang leaves the Shadow-Cursed Lands, Tav's dating a wizard who will only touch her in the weave. There's an excellent library and cosmic sex void there, but a Tav has needs. When Halsin offers his assistance, a simple arrangement becomes something none of them could have imagined.
Or: Gale is touch averse, Tav is pent up, and Halsin has both the expected and some very unexpected skills. What begins as a problem with a solution turns into a question none of them thought they were asking — about trust, time, and what it means to be real to someone.
Absolutely everyone should be in fantasy therapy.
Featuring: explicit smut (with a no-spoiler guide for the impatient), angst/comfort, extensive Halsin headcanons, and Gale learning to love his body.
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As the Ironhands help the city rebuild after the Netherbrain, Barcus finds himself drawn to an erstwhile Stonemason who just moved to town.
A Smutty, Fluffy Short King Barcus Pleasure Dom Fic
“Do you want to be good, Kith?”
“I do.“ His heart pounded as Barcus watched him with heated curiosity. “I want to be good for you.”
“Delightful.” Barcus gently released his jaw. “Show me.”Series
- Part 20 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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Heavy Petting by LulaMillay for GinaTeeth
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
24 Mar 2026
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Gale has a foolproof idea to find a date for the Blackstaff Ball. Nothing goes as planned.
"Oh, you know how it goes," Tara said with a shrug. "Boy summons tressym, tressym is boy's best friend for ten years, boy turns tressym into girl, then boy won't turn tressym back until she goes to a dance with him."
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- Part 19 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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Five times Gale helped his friends and one he failed miserably.
For Dead Gale Week Day 5: Cursed
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- Part 18 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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Lula's Crack / Humor by LulaMillay
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
01 May 2026
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Crack / Funny / Weird Fare
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Lula's Prose / Angst by LulaMillay
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
23 Feb 2026
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Enjoying Nature's Gifts by Ak_elan, Baelthi, BoneThatFather, certifiedspreadsheetlover, cozy_ships, DarkZaira20, et_augury, FenofAo3, Fiber_Punk, Halfling_MadMax, herbeloveve, jerk3max, Kalua, LulaMillay, mollymauksboi, MortimerWilson, Myvanway, NW39, penned_by_Perci, SebastiansLyric170, Tavylia_Sin, thefontbandit, TheSubScribe, timidbirb, Violeta27, Wiloseal, YancySzarr
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
27 Jan 2026
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This series explores all kinds of kinks and partners for Halsin, through a cohesive continuity where Halsin has a different partner (or partners) in each new work! Each work in the series is a "chapter" of the story, separated into a series to allow for full tagging. Please check the tags on each work as the topics vary through the story! Every fic is also written by a different writer, though a couple of writers took on 2 or even 3 chapters to expand the roster of pairings to explore!
Many of the pieces also feature accompanying art created by artists who joined the collaboration, which may be embedded in the fic chapters or added as a standalone work after the fic they are paired with.
The parts of this series will be revealed once per day from the 1st to the 27th of January, at which point the full series will be here and it will be marked as completed.
Whilst the series does have a plot, it is also a sheer lacy underwear set of a plot that is a vehicle for hot and sexy fun for our favourite druid, so if one chapter's tags aren't a good your preferences you can safely skip forward and you won't be missing vital story points.
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After an encounter with Calishite boxes, you either wise up and learn to keep your distance, or you become the the sort who opens doors with their elbows due to a distinct lack of fingers. Tav sought out that rare third type - those who've learned to sweet-talk deadly locks in Calishite dialect as if they were lovers, with the same casual nonchalance others use to decide their morning drink. Truly, the tactical brilliance of a Flaming Fist officer.
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- Part 2 of Rounds Owed
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Bookmarked by LulaMillay
20 May 2026
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In the quiet lull between battles, a fire-hearted barbarian and a soft-spoken tinkerer find common ground in grease-stained tools and quiet trust. As Karlach’s infernal engine stabilizes, so too does something deeper, a fragile but growing bond built not on survival, but choice.
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07 May 2026
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After joining forces in camp cooking duties, Jaheira and Gale's relationship transforms into something else.
As they reckon with the Absolute, the stew pot, and their histories, Jaheira is forced to ask herself if she could find herself caring for a *Wizard*?
Karlach, Minsc, and Astarion watch and wonder what there is to do when the wizard with his heart on his sleeve falls for the hero that keeps her love under lock and key?
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- Part 1 of When Words Fail
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Bookmarked by LulaMillay
03 May 2026
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Enver Gortash is the CEO of Absolute Technologies. He’s on top of the world, he has a new AI venture, a gamer babe girlfriend, the watch and car collection of his dreams. Can you blame him if he displays a bit of hubris to his legions of techbro follower employees during his annual company holiday party?
Saya’s father certainly can blame him, and will use it to further his own goals. Caught between two tech world legends, venture capitalist Patrick Bane and data analytics entrepreneur Steve Bhaal, the two must navigate the fallout of the exposure of their relationship as business is forcefully mixed with pleasure.
When Absolute.ai’s newest project itself is a sex robot – ahem, an AI companion – perhaps they should be prepared for it…
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- Part 8 of The Dirge of Saya
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Bookmarked by LulaMillay
28 Apr 2026
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Gale, the God of Ambition, was beginning to suspect that the realities of divinity may not align with his expectations when Mystra came to him with an offer he found impossible to refuse.
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Bookmarked by LulaMillay
21 Apr 2026