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Who the fuck, fuck the fucker fuckass fucking the fucker of fuckery!? by Anonymous
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
16 Jun 2025
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Cale and his party need to retrieve an item of the Sun God to use it against the hunters, only those who remains chaste is allowed to go. Simple enough… until its not because Cale Henituse, the strategic, cold, and aloof commander, is no longer a virgin.
All hell broke loose
Because of all the secrets Cale could’ve kept, this was the one that brought his companion to its knees.
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- Part 6 of Fui's LCF multiverse
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22 Sep 2025
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24 Oct 2023
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To Wither by sylunar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2023
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Liu Qingge remembers the five years Shen Qingqiu was dead.
Luo Binghe doesn’t.
This doesn’t matter until the flowers growing in Liu Qingge’s lungs start killing him.
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24 Oct 2023
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¿¿Quien me conoce mejor?? ¿¿¿Novio o hermano??? by Agus_B26
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2023
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"¿Quién es Hanguang-Jun... Wei Ying dijo que yo era su primer enamoramiento?". Dijo Lan Wangji, mirando a Wei Ying y luego a Jiang Cheng, quien estaba listo para estallar en carcajadas.
"Eso es terriblemente presuntuoso de tu parte, Lan Wangji". Dijo Jiang Cheng, haciendo que Wei Ying le lanzara una mirada sucia.
"¡Eres mi primer amor, Lan Zhan! ¡Chengcheng! ¿Qué diab- * BEEP*?"
"¡Vamos! Huaisang, ¿entiendo bien este punto? ¡Wei Ying ha estado enamorada de Hanguang-Jun durante casi una década!" Dijo Jiang Cheng, mirando con satisfacción cómo Lan Wangji bebía vinagre visiblemente.
"¿Enamorado? Wei Ying, ¿quién es Hanguang-Jun?" preguntó, más bien exigió, Lan Wangji, listo para luchar contra esta persona que, según Jiang Cheng, era el primer enamoramiento de Wei Ying.
¿Quién se atreve a robarle ese título?
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18 Sep 2023
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give you a bite and you'll swallow me whole by jtperfecthair
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Mar 2022
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Everyone tells her it's a bad idea. Alpha's are known to be territorial and aggressive towards anyone in their space that isn't either family or their mate.
Wei Ying laughs them all off, when she's not offended on Lan Zhan's behalf. Not all people are the stereotype of their second genders! Everything will be absolutely fine!
And it is fine. At first. And then it all very quickly spirals out of control.
(Or: Wei Ying comes home early one day to find her alpha roommate and best friend masturbating on the couch. She plays it off as cool as she can, assuring that it's fine if Lan Zhan needs to! Which leads to agreeing that of course Lan Zhan can use Wei Ying's body to rub one out now and then, it's fine! Which leads to....)
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18 Sep 2023
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Two arms wrapped around his chest tightly, Stede reached between Ed’s arms and sides, drawing himself close to Ed’s back. His grip was unrelenting, Stede held onto Ed like he was Stede’s lifeline. Ed broke down sobbing, repeating over and over the Stede wasn’t real. Stede finally broke too, all these months, he finally had a chance to cry.
Burying his face in Ed’s shoulder, Stede let out a sob that ran through his body, Ed didn’t move, he couldn’t. He just stood there, this wasn’t happening to him, how could Stede come back from the dead? How could Stede leave him? How could Stede have ever loved him? How could Stede love him now?
“Ed…” Stede whispered, “please… please… forgive me. I beg you,” neither of them spoke for sometime, “I’m begging you, I never meant to hurt you, that is the last thing I ever wanted,”
“Then why did you leave?” Ed uttered into the sea, clenching his hands.
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orrrr my take on their reunion (ignore the teaser... got this idea before the teaser)
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14 Sep 2023
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This Year's for the Brakeman by AverageContentProducer
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Sep 2023
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Stede Bonnet is prepared to accept his fate, whatever it may be, when he finally steps foot onto the Revenge once more. Whatever punishment awaits him, he is certain that he deserves it. Up to and including his own death.
He is wholly unprepared for an obviously heartbroken Edward Teach to enthusiastically take him back—arms open, sword sheathed, no questions asked.
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14 Sep 2023
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While away on an extended holiday, Stede forgets his suppressants.
Ed has to stop on the drive home and rent a heat room at a nearby truck stop so they can ride out this heat.Series
- Part 1 of Triple A(lpha)
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14 Sep 2023
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Thieves in the Temple by ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Sep 2023
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Ed Teach has been down on love since the day his co-captain (and secret lover) walked out on him and their wedding planning business and went back to his fiancée.
What better way to respond than to start a new company that dramatically crashes and wrecks weddings instead? Reluctant bride or groom? Ed and his team can take care of the situation, no awkward confessions required, all costs covered by insurance.
Then, an anonymous client hires them to break up the big day of one Stede Bonnet and Mary Allamby. There’s only one problem: Stede’s the ex-everything, and there’s a firm no-exes policy for a reason. This one time, Ed’s going to make an exception, and they’ll go harder than they ever have before to make this day the worst (or maybe best?) of Stede’s life…
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14 Sep 2023
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One day David Tennant finds himself on Michael Sheen's doorstep.
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13 Sep 2023
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Siendo amigos por algunos años para convertirse en pareja es algo muy importante para ellos y agradable, todo está muy bien entre ellos, ni un problema. Claro que tenían su intimidad, y era totalmente maravilloso, así que no había queja por nada.
Hasta que el gran Sherlock Holmes el ingenuo en el tema sexual se enteró que en las relaciones sexuales podía existir la versatilidad
Lo que le viene cayendo a John... será verga hasta para llevar
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11 Sep 2023
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Crowley wasn't entirely sure why he had decided to attend,or why he had woken up at all.The finger snap he did when asked why he wasn't on the list was almost automatic.
His feet sorta moved on their own when entering the castle,when he was finally inside he understood why his consciousness had brought him there.
Another finger snap inside the lavatory later and the demon dressed themselves with Feminine attire.Crowley meets Aziraphale at a masked ball,but is rather surprised when the angel can't recognize them.
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11 Sep 2023
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hell is other people (and/or person-shaped beings) by dragonbagel
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Sep 2023
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Amdusias frowns as he reads over the latest report of Crowley’s miracles. It is, to his unending misery, much of the same: fancy dates, parking ticket removals, K-Y Jelly (which Amdusias only recently discovered is not, in fact, a type of jam) and the like.
The demon can’t handle it anymore. He has to know what’s going on and, for the sake of his own infernal sanity, put a stop to it.
or: the demon tasked with reviewing crowley’s miracles post-armageddidn’t reaches his limit. he isn’t the only one.
(featuring the musings of a hellish underling, musical slander, 2000s fashion & a very awkward sex talk)
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10 Sep 2023
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As They Kiss Consume by hippievamps for HunterByDayWhovianByNight
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
06 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale's words cloud Crowley's brain to his breaking point. Our favorite demon finds himself outside the bookshop in the middle of the night demanding to speak with him.
Set in 1967 after the scene where Aziraphale brings Crowley the Holy Water.
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10 Sep 2023
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“You declared Earth an embassy? For Heaven?”
“No, of course not! For us.” Aziraphale strutted over to the Bentley, now looking almost ridiculously smug. Like a rooster who had just chased a hawk away from his flock. “You and I. You said we’re a team, and we very much are. And now we have the whole world to ourselves!”
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10 Sep 2023
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Although happily settled into life together, Crowley is alarmed by Aziraphale’s uncanny ability to predict his moods based on the sound of his footsteps. For a demon who has always relied on being able to hide vulnerabilities, it’s disturbing to be so exposed. But maybe being known and loved isn’t so bad.
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10 Sep 2023
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Ox Ribs by LysineNotGlutamate
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Nov 2023
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如同他在俗世間愛上的所有事物，亞茲拉菲爾發現自己對親吻某位老友非同凡響的上癮。
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10 Sep 2023
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Based on the now infamous AITA post
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/15xu4ru/aita_for_wanting_my_best_friend_to_turn_down_an/Bookmarked by MachuPicchu
10 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale is surprised that after all these years, Crowley never gets tired of watching him eat. When Crowley explains the reason, Aziraphale realizes something about what he loves about the demon.
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- Part 31 of Ineffable Growing Love
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10 Sep 2023
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single angel in possession of a new leadership position within the ranks of Heaven, must be in want of a good book.
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Aziraphale brings Pride and Prejudice with him to Heaven, and with its help and the help of some friends, he realizes where he went wrong with Crowley and what he needs to do to fix it.
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10 Sep 2023