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When Naruto is kidnapped from his orphanage at age three, Kakashi is so done with this shit. He gets Naruto back, tells the Hokage where to go (politely, because he isn't suicidal), and raises the boy himself. Or, you know, tries and is proud when there aren't too many explosions.
Then everybody starts to copy him and it's a whole thing.
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16 May 2026
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Kakashi and Iruka thought they were being subtle. Their friends thought they were just a little too dedicated to co-parenting Naruto.
But when a morning argument carries over to the mission desk and a rude Jonin pushes the wrong buttons, Kakashi’s overprotective boyfriend mode accidentally outs them to the entire group.
Now Iruka has to deal with one very smug found family.
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15 May 2026
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5 times people misunderstood Sasuke’s intentions toward Naruto and 1 time someone understood perfectly.
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14 May 2026
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While on a routine mission, Team Ro encounters a mysterious one-armed man with a very familiar face. The idea of time travel is preposterous, but what other explanation could there be for a much older and much angrier version of Itachi's little brother appearing out of nowhere? Itachi doesn't know what happened to make his brother so bitter and lonely, but he's determined to not let it happen again. If only this older version of Sasuke wasn't so uncooperative.
Uchiha brothers-centric time travel fix-it.
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14 May 2026
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Fatherhood and Other Misadventures by bluemingqueen for SlinkyAGoGo
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
22 Apr 2025
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When the Third tells Kakashi that Minato and Kushina made a last minute change to their wills and that he's Naruto's godfather, he's thrust into the world of parenting. How is a fourteen year old ex-ANBU supposed to cope?
With help from the Uchihas, of course.
(Papakashi AU, minor ObiKaka)
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14 May 2026
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Ghosts of the Past, Heralds of the Future by Kastaborous
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Jun 2025
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In a near silent whisper, Hound raises a hand and breathes, “Kai.”
Yet, the scene below remains. Four figures, unsettlingly familiar even under the Sharingan eye. There isn’t a single imperfection in the genjutsu. Even the chakra signatures are frighteningly accurate. For a second, Hound recalls the seal’s sigil for “time,” but casts the thought aside as soon as it forms.
No. It’s convenient, too convenient. What better way to lower his guard then to appear wearing the guise of those he’d loved?
(Of ghosts he’d killed.)…
Or, Team Minato meets ANBU Kakashi. A story of grief, growth, and acceptance.
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14 May 2026
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Mix in Juubi's bijuudama, two Susanoo, few Mangekyou Sharingan, the power of Rinnegan, the chakra of the Kyuubi, some Ninjutsu, add some uncanny sort of luck, and you will get one dimensionally misplaced Jinchuuriki. Or where Naruto and Kurama are thrown into another world that is as messed up as their own.
(Dimension travel/parallel world universe/alternative history)
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12 May 2026
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Naruto is just done. He's so done with picking up the pieces of the mask he's always worn to protect himself. Every time he thinks it's safe to take it off, he's instead picking up the pieces to remake it.
Almost Three years since the war, and Naruto is done picking up the pieces. He's tired of giving pieces of himself for everyone.
It's time he starts thinking about himself and who he is and who he wants to be. It's time for the blonde to finally seek his own happiness.
And if the Council of elders thinks they can keep him from getting the Hokage's hat? They have another thing coming.
Naruto may not be the oblivious idiot that everyone thinks he is, but he's still the same determined and stubborn headed Blonde they adore. He will NOT give up his dreams.
He'll just have to go the long way. If he furthers his own skills in the process, who's to stop him?
And if the Blonde finds someone to love on the way...maybe he can actually find his own happiness with no tricks hidden in the shadows.- Language:
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12 May 2026
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Asura and Indra, Hashirama and Madara, Naruto and Sasuke, one was the sun and other the moon. Neither can exist without the other.
or where Sasuke and Naruto remember their past lives and get the closure they deserve
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11 May 2026
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...pave the way to greater power.
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11 May 2026
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It's her first kiss and Naruto's last. She promises him that she will bring Sasuke home. It's his dying wish, after all.
(Naruto bleeds out faster than the kyuubi can heal him.
Sakura learns that being a ninja is more than fancy jutsu and fun.
Sasuke does not know that he just killed his best friend and turned his most loyal comrade into his worst enemy.)
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11 May 2026
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After recovering from his zombification in the Quincy Blood War, Hitsugaya Toshiro remembered his life as Uzumaki Naruto. But, as the afterlives of the shinobi world and the human world are separate, he believed the past could lie dead and he could move on and be better for it. Now, however, he's just been proven wrong. Of course he'd be the exception to the rules in all cases.
(backdated, originally posted on FF.net. shuffling it over to ao3 now.)
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11 May 2026
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Naruto has always known he was different. From the moment his mind could form conscious thoughts, he knew that he wasn't like everyone else. For, buried within the confines of his mind were memories of a life he hadn't lived. At least not in this lifetime.
Or, a fic in which Harry Potter is reincarnated as Naruto Uzumaki. Getting his full memory back at the age of five, he ventures to learn how to live in a world so different from his own. Neglected, pushed aside and shunned by his own village, he does his best to survive.
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11 May 2026
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The kid was blonde, a pariah and outcast, loved the color orange, claimed to be a ninja, and had three whisker marks on each cheek. He's slowly remembering more, as history repeats itself on the island he landed on without memory. All he wants is to go home.
Fortunately for him, there's a straw hat boy heading his way and not taking no for an answer.
(Current Arc: Whiskey Peak)
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11 May 2026
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Fushiko didn't expect the visit from the Nara Clan Heir and the Fox Child to her store to be so entertaining, but she certainly wasn't complaining
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11 May 2026
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So what if she may have accidentally killed somebody? Her seals were cool and she wanted to keep experimenting! First though, she needed to get rid of the body.
Or, alternatively, Naruto learns the importance of seals. (In this AU Naruto is smarter & reconnects with her Uzumaki heritage+FemNaruto. She also has red hair.)
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10 May 2026
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Watch My Pups (They're Gonna Turn Into Wolves) by BewitchingNotes
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
04 May 2026
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Kakashi was tired.
A couple times he still second guessed himself. Wondered if it would be better to fail the team and let whatever happens to them happen.
But every time he saw the photo of his old team, he remembered why he couldn’t.
He couldn’t let that happen to them. This system had already screwed them over. The people who were supposed to care for them had done the opposite.
Kakashi wasn’t going to be another adult who let these kids down.
“I don’t know what’s going to happen. And maybe I’ll only make things worse…” Kakashi murmured softly to the framed photo at his bedside. “…But I have to try.”
He had too. Or these pups were as good as dead.
OR: Kakashi realizes how bullshit it is that Team Seven was even a team in the first place, and does things differently. Screw Hiruzen for putting him in this position.
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10 May 2026
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Kakashi raises Naruto... he still ends up a little shit. Also known as, 'How to fall in love with your student's father at first sight' by Umino Iruka.
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10 May 2026
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In which Shikamaru fixates, Naruto discovers herself, and the world is all the different for it.
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09 May 2026
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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
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C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
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08 May 2026