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good things don't learn from themselves by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jan 2026
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Shang Qinghua let out a long, shaky breath. “Right. Okay. Sure. No problem. I can work with that. That’s fine.” He shifted the baby in his arms, looking down at the tiny, squirming face, the damp lashes clinging together. “You hear that? As long as you make it to the sect, everything’s good. Easy quest conditions. No trauma required.”
Luo Binghe made a faint snuffling sound, unimpressed.
Shang Qinghua’s smile collapsed almost instantly. “Oh, gods, what am I saying?” He scrubbed a hand over his face, leaving another smear of drying blood. “I’m not qualified for this! I can barely keep myself alive half the time! You need—uh—you need a responsible, kindhearted woman from a humble background with good soup-making skills, not a chronically overworked peak lord-slash-spy!”
The baby responded by making a small, gurgling noise that sounded alarmingly like agreement.
“Don’t sass me,” Shang Qinghua muttered. “You’re, like, twelve minutes old.”
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Just another fic where Shang Qinghua ruins canon and gains a son.
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03 Jan 2026
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five days after the end of the world by celsidebottom
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Mar 2025
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“You thought I had betrayed you,” she said, and then, because it was true, “I had - lied and betrayed you.”
Tianlang-jun fell silent. Su Xiyan couldn’t tell what he was thinking. His arms were steady around her. She thought that he might have already forgiven her, which was itself terrifying. Part of what had been so exhilarating about their relationship at first was how he had taken delight in every thing she did, always following, always laughing, always matching her. It had been exciting, in the way that being in freefall was exciting. It was hard to believe that she hadn’t yet hit the ground.Bookmarked by Mules
30 Dec 2025
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In the shade of a life to die for by diushek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Nov 2025
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The teenager huffs a strand of hair out of her face. Her face is rounded in a way that still hints at childhood. Amidst the dirt, blood, and a bruise forming beneath her eye, swelling and squinting, she seems to be standing only because of her determination. Luo Binghe thinks that a determination like hers would be capable of organizing and leading a riot all on her own.
Truly, that girl must have either real guts or very little fear of death.
Whatever the case may be, it's almost intriguing.
“I have a deal,” she says firmly. It’s almost funny to see her, tall yet tiny, her eyes so full of need and surrounded by such emptiness that they seem to mirror his own. What does this girl think she could possibly offer him that would be enough—? “I know how to open the Holy Mausoleum.”...or, in his desperation to find answers on how to revive his Shizun, Luo Binghe agrees to a deal with a young Heavenly Demon girl. It would be much easier if she didn't look so much like his beloved Shizun, or if something about her wasn't disturbingly, devastatingly, familiar to himself.
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11 Dec 2025
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“Oh?” Childe’s brows disappear behind the tangled mess of his fringe, “Is it that sort of evening?”
“It could be,” Wanderer licks his lip, feeling flayed open by the naked interest in Childe’s face. “If you want it to be.”
It’s as much a way out as Wanderer can offer. If it were— if they were— In another place, at another time, Childe would grin that shit eating grin of his and take it as a gauntlet thrown.
The Childe before him just laughs, bright and easy. Here and now, he takes it as an invitation.
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18 Apr 2025
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“It’s not pinching, is it?” Feixiao said. He felt her fingers hook between the straps and the bare skin of his thigh. “Moze, look here. See how there’s a little give?”
Moze rallied himself and looked down. Feixiao stared up at him, past the silicone cock jutting out from the harness. She tugged at the strap and said, “See?”
It was all Moze could do in that moment to maintain eye contact. Speech was well beyond him. He managed to nod.
Feixiao prepares a get-well-soon present for Jiaoqiu.
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18 Apr 2025
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blood, lust by celsidebottom
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jan 2025
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Shen Qingqiu is captured by Luo Binghe. There, he meets a strange boy with a face uncannily similar to his disciple's own.
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01 Mar 2025
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We Sleep But Fail To Dream by GhostTour
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jan 2025
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After Hua Cheng disappears in a flurry of silver butterflies, Xie Lian waits for his return. Rumours whisper across the land. Crimson Rain Sought Flower has returned and is ruling over Ghost City. And he doesn't remember Xie Lian at all.
“Did daozhang think he could come here, flash his enchanted eyes, and pull one over on the Ghost King?” Hua Cheng coos.
Xie Lian’s teeth begin to chatter. “My enchanted…my…aha—”
“I have never seen a performance quite like it in all my long years. Daozhang must be very experienced in getting his way just by fluttering his long lashes. But is he truly foolish enough to believe this act will work on me? Does he think I will fall for his tricks?”
*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ
Or: Hua Cheng is cursed and has no memory of his beloved. Xie Lian takes a job in Ghost City to try to get Hua Cheng to fall in love with him again before he dissipates.
Russian translation now available, by the incredible Kora_L
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11 Jan 2025
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Strangers in the Night by veris_militude (semblanceoflife)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Jul 2024
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Aventurine makes it out of the abyss - and into a different world. Things are different here - simpler. There are no Aeons, no intergalactic factions and corporations, no Paths and Blessings. He is not naïve enough to assume that there is no cruelty and discrimination here - for there always is - but for the most part, everything is peaceful.
Here, Aventurine's priorities are getting people's coffee orders right. Fairly straight forward, if you ask him.
Except for the bit where he is surrounded by too many familiar faces, and they remind him of a place he can no longer return to. That's okay. People come and go, and so will they.
Except for the bit where they come and go and come back.
AKA. Aventurine gets dropped into a coffee-shop AU with all the memories from before. He's handling things until he's not handling things. That's okay, because he still has friends (and Dr Ratio) in this world. He just doesn't know it yet.
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- Part 1 of [HSR!Ratiorine] Coffeeshop!AU
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11 Jan 2025
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Every morning, he asks Aventurine how he’s feeling. In the early days, Aventurine would sigh and say something like, “Tired,” and eat breakfast and take a shower without being told to. Veritas could usually manage to get a little conversation out of him during breakfast; explain to him what avenues he’d be looking into today, ask him if there was anything he needed, if he had any preferences for today’s meals. Taste may be irrelevant, but texture was still a factor, wasn’t it? And Aventurine would usually answer, even if only briefly.
Today, Aventurine isn’t responding at all.
(A sidequel to "life is for the living". Ratio's having a really bad month.)
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03 Jan 2025
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Ratio nods. “Good,” he says. “No heavy machinery or other potentially dangerous tasks. I wouldn’t recommend travel, either. Set alarms to remind yourself to eat, if necessary.”
“Just stay at home and do nothing,” Aventurine says dully. “Sounds like a great way to fix Wanting To Do Nothing disease.”
(Those who step into the shadows of IX become Self-Annihilators, drained of the will to live and desiring only their own death. After Penacony, Aventurine's not feeling so hot.)
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03 Jan 2025
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if the story's over by astrolesbian
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2021
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Generally, Shen Qingqiu only visits him at work when he’s really got something to yell about—protagonist dick size or sex pollen caves or weird poisons that Shang Qinghua forgot to invent cures to, or something. Today, he says, “Look, there’s news and I thought you should hear it from me.”
Shang Qinghua doesn’t look up from his papers at first. “Okay, sure,” he says, absently—how much money are they spending on incense again? Absolutely fucking absurd—and glances up when Shen Qingqiu remains silent. “What is it?”
Shen Qingqiu folds the fan and taps it nervously against his palm. “Mobei-jun’s getting married,” he says.
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24 Jul 2024
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A body tumbled against his.
Shocked, and caught off guard, Zhongli stumbled, his spear clattering to the ground as shock turned to horror and his arms clutched at the broken, bloody figure, sinking to his knees with water pooling across his floorboards and seeping into his dressing gown.
“Childe?”
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Or: Instead of sending Childe to Snezhnaya, Skirk sends him to Zhongli.
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24 Jul 2024
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if i said i want your body now (would you hold it against me?) by mandathegreat
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Mar 2024
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In Childe’s defense, he was drunk. Not like whiskey dick, can’t get it up drunk—actually, it was quite the opposite. Tingles down your spine, need to be touched right now drunk.
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Or: Childe gets drunk and seduces his husband (a little more than usual)
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26 Jun 2024
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forgiveness is beyond our reach by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Dec 2025
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"And what sort of story is Shizun's favorite?" Luo Binghe asks, not really caring about the answer. Luo Binghe's shizun is an air-headed man who hides his inanity behind his fan; surely, whatever it is that Shen Qingqiu deems to read in his free time, it must be something equally ridiculous and superficial. Probably romance, Luo Binghe thinks. Perhaps cultivation adventure stories where the hero always gets the girl and slays evil.
Shen Qingqiu flips his fan open to hide his face. "Revenge stories," he replies.
AU where Luo Binghe is raised by Tianlang-Jun. When Yue Qingyuan kills his father, Luo Binghe resolves to settle the score.
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22 Jun 2024
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Another Man's Son by Umbralpilot for Petronia
Fandoms: JoJo no Kimyouna Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Dec 2011
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Dio has a run-in with destiny in Naples.
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11 May 2024
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"Long time no see, xiansheng," Childe greets him. "I was just in the area. Thought I'd drop by."
“I am flattered. You are always a sight for sore eyes,” Zhongli says.
Childe's expression shifts, the smile turning into something closer to a grimace. "I wouldn't be so sure about that."
He kicks himself off the wall, rolling gracefully around on the balls of his feet, coming face to face with Zhongli.
His jacket is new. High-necked and long-sleeved, and buttoned tightly up from top to bottom even in the Liyue heat. But the most glaringly obvious addition is a piece of deep red-and-gold cloth running over the left half of his face, extending from the edge of his jawline and across his eye, disappearing under his fringe.
“A little gift from the Pyro Archon,” Childe says, tapping the fabric. “Natlan didn’t go quite as I had planned.”
___Written for the ZhongChiLi Mini Bang! A close brush with death in Natlan leaves Childe scarred and questioning his life choices. When he returns to Liyue to talk things through with Zhongli, Zhongli welcomes him with open arms, scars and all, determined to show Childe he is still whole.
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29 Mar 2024
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I’d Tell Them, “Put Me Back In It” by rarefiedmuddle
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Feb 2024
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“What, exactly, do you intend to do with those children?” The clear voice cut through the crowd.
Wearing half a mountain’s worth of dirt and a patchy beard, the stranger reminded Six Balls of the Undead Bearded Bandit from pa’s bedtime stories. His hair fell in tangles to his waist, and bare, blackened feet poked out under the dirt-crusted robes.
He looked… He looked like a real hero who’d just rolled out of a fresh grave. The coolest, scariest kind of hero was the fresh-out-of-a-grave kind, in Six Balls’s opinion; that was when they were about to wreck the bloodiest vengeance on anything standing in their path.
“Children?!” yelled one of the stupider humans, who clearly didn’t know the best way to talk to an undead hero. (Don’t, if you can help it.) “These demons slaughtered six good men!”
Or: When Shen Qingqiu wakes up in his new plant body exactly one day later than he does in canon, it throws the plot in a whole new direction.
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05 Feb 2024
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They Don't Love You Like I Love You by blue_jack
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jan 2026
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So be it then. If Shen Qingqiu couldn’t give Binghe the ending Airplane had written for him, if he couldn’t give him his wives and his power and his dominion over the realms, then Shen Qingqiu would give Binghe what he'd claimed he wanted. If Binghe was so determined his teacher look only at him, then Shen Qingqiu would remove any distance between them. He’d merge the two of them into one, like opposite pages of a book that had accidentally been glued together, so that even the most gentle attempt to separate them would only destroy them both.
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25 Jan 2024
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Alhaitham and Cyno wake up to find they have somehow swapped bodies.
With no clear memories of the past few days, the two must investigate to find out how this happened and how to reverse it.
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26 Dec 2023
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the unforgiving promise made to us by the_empty_pen
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
18 Aug 2023
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Three years after getting his heart ripped out again and again, Mo Ran's body still remembers - he gets a fever and Chu Wanning overreacts, desperate to wake him up and help him, scared to lose him again.
Someone unexpected helps him.Bookmarked by Mules
25 Sep 2023