15 Bookmarks by NeuroticHyperfixations

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    "You will bend for me many times, I think, before this production is over."

    Shane means to say no. He means to tell Ilya Rozanov—arrogant Bolshoi principal dancer and professional pain in his ass—to fuck off and stop moving set pieces without permission. Instead, he ends up on his knees in a dressing room, which is definitely not how the Royal Winnipeg Ballet’s stage manager is supposed to handle conflict resolution.

    Three weeks until opening night. One impossible rivalry. And absolutely no way this ends well.

    or: Ilya comes to Winnipeg for The Nutcracker. Shane tries very hard to hate him. The mind-blowing hate-sex doesn’t help.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Shane doesn't even have to look up to know that Ilya is grinning, a feral, vicious thing as he knots his fingers in Shane's hair and tugs, just hard enough for Shane to let out a whine. The dull ache reverberates down his nerves, as he opens his mouth and pants, sucking down lungful after lungful of Ilya's sweat and musk, salt straight from his skin as he noses at the hem of his shirt.

    “Is good, we won,” Ilya murmurs, stroking his hand through Shane's hair. “Have been wanting to show—have been wanting to give prize.” He pauses, and Shane knows his next words are going to be a cruel gift, a dagger of lust straight between his ribs. “And Hollander has been eager to show off, yes? Three goals,”—he whistles, low and mocking as Shane shifts at his feet, his ears burning as Ilya cups the back of his head, scratching blunt nails over his scalp—“is like he needed to prove how bad he wants.”

    OR: Ottawa wins the Stanley Cup. Everyone gets a reward.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.

    Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    “Ilya, are you even listening to me?” His gaze is quick to turn to Cliff Marleau, feeling like he’s been caught—which, maybe he had been, he thinks. Ilya had been too enthralled with the boy standing behind the front desk, a spattering of little brown dots across his face.

    веснушки. Freckles, he thinks they’re called in English.

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of his university hockey team, sees a boy with freckles and he absolutely needs to flirt with him

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    19 Mar 2026

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    “Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”

    Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….

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    16 Mar 2026

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    A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.

    Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    06 Mar 2026

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    06 Mar 2026

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    Shane can’t stand his college roommate and teammate, Ilya Rozanov. Can’t stand his arrogance and his messiness and his constant sleeping around.

    But then the entire team, Shane included, welcomes their families to campus for Parents Weekend.

    And Shane also can’t stand that Ilya is alone.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Percy is cursed, but he is given the chance to use this curse to better the outcome of his past and future. Join Percy and his friends as they relive their past adventures and discover new things about each other. Although, Percy might very much prefer the war against Gaea right about now.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    31 Jan 2026

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    There are so many things these days that Nikolai Petrov can’t believe. He can’t believe he’s actually going to get to play professional hockey. Can’t believe he isn’t going to be relegated to some second rate Russian league in Moscow. But most of all, he can’t believe that he’s standing on Ilya Rozanov’s doorstep. 

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    The Ottawa Centaurs have a new Russian rookie - the first Russian rookie Ilya's ever had, and Ilya is determined to make him feel welcome. Petrov finds that Rozanov and Hollander aren't at all what he expected (Hollander is somehow even more Canadian than he thought possible), but they somehow make him feel just a little more at home in this strange new country.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

    Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.

    *now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*

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    21 Jan 2026

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    All fics in this series are standalone and may be read independently or in any order.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    He knew it. There is no such thing as peace aboard the Argo II. Whether it be because of the usual monster attack, or just demigod shenanigans, Percy Jackson had quickly learned that peace and quiet just do not exist when seven powerful demigods are gathered together on a flying boat. So why is it that he is still surprised when an attack on the Argo completely interrupts their quest to defeat Gaea? But then again, it’s not every day that one is confronted by the Fates’ parents. And what’s this about a curse?

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    A very self-indulgent “reading" the books fic to distract me from school.
    Spoiler alert: They actually watch it.

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    Chapters:
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    09 Dec 2025

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