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rocky curious too by serenfire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Mar 2026
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Rocky states his proposal as soon as Grace has one foot in the ladder, and Grace misses the next rung and almost cracks his head against the side of his bed in shock.
There is no way Rocky had actually said what Grace thought he heard, just now. “You…you want to what? For science?!”
Rocky tsks, like Grace has taken the implications way out of proportion. “Experiment,” he stresses. “Logical, methodical experiment. You make it sound… unreasonable.”
Grace explodes. “Unreasonable! Unreasonable! You want to stick your hand up my ass!”
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01 Apr 2026
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Kinktober day 8: Dr grace & Rocky
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- Part 8 of Anarchic Kinktober 2025
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01 Apr 2026
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Crainal Glitch, Dumped in a Ditch by pikaflute
Fandoms: Penny Arcade (Webcomic), Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness (Video Game)
27 Mar 2026
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During a trek through a wreck in New Arcadia, Tycho gets stuck. Gabe "helps".
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29 Mar 2026
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Donald doesn't really know how to deal with being a robot. Cecil helps him fuck the feelings out.
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20 Mar 2026
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A sliver of sun poured into the shabby room through a small crack in the boarded window. This was one of the RED Sniper’s nests, but he was off elsewhere, actually doing his job.
Unlike the two men inside it at the moment, because as Tavish slammed his hips down onto his lap, Jane whined out into the air, breaths thick with arousal.- Language:
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05 Mar 2026
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Sooner or later, they were bound to end up taking things too far.
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- Part 1 of The Two Languages
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03 Mar 2026
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After the WAR started BLU Demoman finds himself in a predicament, caught between his own conflicted feelings and a hostile BLU Soldier.
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- Part 1 of The WAR Chronicles
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01 Mar 2026
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Mann Co is messing with their lives again. Packed up and carted off to some desolate and far flung base, both the RED and BLU teams must learn to get along while fighting off robots and protecting… something for Saxton Hale. But something doesn’t feel quite right. Cut off from the outside world the mercs turn to each other for solace in the freezing landscape, learning to let go and trust each other even as things around them become ever more bizarre. When your foes have suddenly become your allies, it is easy to wonder what allies may suddenly become foes.
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27 Feb 2026
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There’s an incredible phenomenon that occurs, without fail, at 2.20am in MacLaren’s Pub. It happens every night and affects anyone who is sitting in a 2 metre radius of Barney Stinson. Usually that means just Ted, since people with a fulfilled and happy life tend to avoid Barney the closer to midnight it gets.
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22 Feb 2026
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They're in the bar again, all alone, and they have another telepathic conversation. And then sex. Spoilers: S4
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22 Feb 2026
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Tavish DeGroot is in a bad way, his heart broken by Jane, he's turned to his own team's Soldier for comfort, only to find himself unable to let go of the past when he's beneath his lost love's doppleganger. Soldier's had enough, is tired, and does what's healthy for the both of them.
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17 Feb 2026
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Tycho has a blood-related problem that he thinks Gabe might be able to help him with. Queer shenanigans ensue.
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13 Feb 2026
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Spy is happy to give his beloved Sniper whatever he wants. Turns out what Sniper wants is a very specifically kinky version of what the whole team wants: his ass and mouth. In rough fashion, they set up a scene to give everyone a turn on him with the assistance of a set of stocks.
(Rape/Non-Con warning is because of the intense nature of the BDSM scene within the story, and Sniper's internal subspace. He is fully consenting, as is everyone involved.)
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09 Feb 2026
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Tycho partakes in his usual bad habit, self-loathing and reminising on the past. Tonight is not a good night.
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09 Feb 2026
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Gabe and Tycho get stranded on the side of the road. Logical course of action is to go at it like rabbits.
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09 Feb 2026
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Poker turns to strip poker and the guys start up an orgy, leading to three chapters of a very interesting and sexual time in MEET THE ORGY.
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Scout chugs the rest of his beer and it slips out, “Maybe we could play strip poker instead when suckers run outta quarters to bet.”
Soldier immediately takes off his shirt.
Demo sighs and pats him on the shoulder, “Solly, come on cool your head. You lost the quarters, don’t strip until you lose another round.”
Soldier sighs and puts his shirt back on. “I never get to do anything fun.”
Medic grins. “You know, strip poker could be quite the fun way to play. After all, it is free? What is the harm?”
Heavy squirms in his seat, whispering, “Doktor, are you sure on this?”
“Of course, Heavy. Scout is right, we should play it that way.”
Suddenly, everyone’s looking at him, all the other mercs besides Sniper and Spy, who never want to play and never do anything fun. “I was just-“
“It’s brilliant!” Soldier interrupts. “Now I don’t have to worry about losing all my quarters. We can just get naked, and then losers wrestle winners!”
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- Part 1 of All is Fair in Love, Sex, and War!
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05 Feb 2026
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NSFW - Boots & Bombs. Demo stumbles back towards spawn, trapped on Dustbowl the land of spawncamping and sparse healthpacks. Unexpected assistance leads to something a little more, and neither mercenary really minds.
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05 Feb 2026
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“Never?”
Soldier shook his head.
“Not even on your own?”
Soldier’s embarrassment rose, warming the back of his neck, but he nodded again.
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05 Feb 2026
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Yet another of their arguments find Soldier and Merasmus making out in their living room, only for the wizard to beg for more. Soldier’s okay with this.
(Mention of fisting, but none takes place in the fic. Wanted to make sure I tagged for it just in case.)
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02 Feb 2026
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Soldier has noticed that the team's performance hasn't been up to snuff. Naturally, the answer is team building exercises in the shower.
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02 Feb 2026
