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Magic Maketh Man by Brokenpitchpipe for yishaqeni
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2024
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It takes Eggsy three seconds to tear his eyes off the feed, slam the laptop shut, apparate to Harry’s side, and somehow manage to get back to St. Mungo’s with the added weight.
It takes him another two minutes to realize that Harry’s glasses are still on his face, and the tiny little LED atop the brow is still blinking obediently.
Merlin’s goddamn balls. He’s fucked.
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02 Feb 2026
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Passing Notes by Mochas N Mayhem (KoohiiCafe)
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
02 Apr 2016
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The first time he steals Merlin's clipboard, it’s because Charlie dares him, and like fuck he’s going to let that dickhead think he’s a coward. Roxy tries to talk him down, tells him he’s being an idiot, but he doesn’t let her talk him out of it or try to stop him. Eggsy's not the type to back down from a dare.
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27 Jan 2026
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"Short of conclusive evidence that Tinker has been turned, the CIA would be roundly unhappy if anything happens to him, 007. Naturally, should you find that he is overstepping the boundaries of intergovernmental friendship, then," M made a small, dismissive gesture, "Accidents happen. Even to members of the Circus. London can be a dangerous city for the unsuspecting." - In which Q is a young upstart CIA agent, possibly in London for the wrong reasons, at the wrong time, and definitely in the wrong place.
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- Part 1 of Palimpsest
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26 Jan 2026
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02 Jan 2026
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Neal Caffrey can steal souls. Peter Burke has two shadows. Everything's normal...except when it isn't.
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22 Dec 2025
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Summer, 1998. Neal Caffrey robs the gallery where Elizabeth O'Dell is working late, and comes away with a lot more than art. Agent Burke has no idea what's about to hit him.
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22 Dec 2025
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Reid's first two years of college were tumultuous. Not because of his mother or being in an unfamiliar place, but because of a stalker. Luckily for him, he disappeared. Unluckily for him, the stalker is back.
Will the team figure out who is behind this before their resident genius gets hurt? Or will they be helpless to protect one of their own?
Trigger warning: Stalking, kidnapping, discussion of pedophilia, basically anything that might be found in a normal CM episode
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21 Dec 2025
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AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid.
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19 Dec 2025
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Tony Stark wants Agent Coulson to live in the tower with the rest of the team. But Coulson has responsibilities they don't know about: caring for his partner Clint Barton, an ex-SHIELD assassin irreparably damaged after a mission that went wrong several years earlier.
Tony wants to help. Coulson wants to keep everyone happy. Clint just wants a garden and for the Avengers to piss off and let him grow weed in peace.
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09 Dec 2025
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"Harry," Eggsy said one day, while Harry was deep in a report about weapons smuggling in Ukraine. "I really fancy you."
"Mmm-hmm," Harry responded, flipping to another chapter about airline safety standards in Indonesia.
"If I had to say it," Eggsy mused, slightly put out, "I would, in fact, say that I am deeply, wildly, and madly in love with you."
"That's very good, Eggsy," Harry said absentmindedly, scrawling his signature at the bottom of the paper.
Eggsy sighed. "Sometimes, I might think you don't listen to a word I say."- Language:
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25 Nov 2025
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i blinked (and there you were) by Della19
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
04 Jul 2015
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The Weeping Angels, Eggsy reads on the stolen Torchwood intel. Aliens that pose as statues, and kill their victims by sending them back in time and feeding off their years not lived in the present. The politest psychopaths in the universe, a note reads, scrawled in what looks like a doctor’s chicken scratch on the edge of the page by someone who clearly had a perverse sense of humour. A one way trip, the report concludes; you get transported by the angels, and it’s the slow road back to the present for you.
Eggsy lays his head back on the wall, takes stock of his situation. He’s lost 30 years - three years more than his entire lifespan up ’til now - in the blink of an eye, and now he’s stuck here, in 1988. Three years before he’s even born. Arthur, the prick, is sure to be heading up the Kingsmen, and Merlin, if he’s even there would be…20, maybe. Fuck, so fucking young.
Shite, even Harry’d only be…
Alive, Eggsy thinks, and finds himself sitting down hard from where his knees can’t hold him. This is 1988, and Harry’s 23, and alive.
Suddenly, being stuck in 1988 doesn’t seem so bad.
Or, the one where love means changing the future. Harry/Eggsy, Time Travel Fix-It.
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13 Nov 2025
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with your fierce tears by DivineProjectZero
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
07 Apr 2015
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Two years into Eggsy’s knighthood and never once has Harry considered that he might outlive the boy.
What a fool Harry has been.
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09 Nov 2025
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How Eggsy Met Harry, As Told Through A Series of Soul Marks by thayde
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
21 Feb 2016
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Eggsy stares at the Mark on his chest sometimes, and wonders if his soulmate would ever settle for street trash like him.
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- 11/?
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09 Nov 2025
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Seeing by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
07 Mar 2019
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Eggsy Unwin has a talent Harry couldn't read about in his records.
Eggsy Unwin sees ghosts.
(A story in drabbles)
BACK FROM A LONG HIATUS
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07 Nov 2025
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Eggsy takes out the medal in slightly worse circumstances, asking for a miracle.
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- 11/11
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02 Nov 2025
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The man moved with the same predatory grace he always had, and if he had aged in the past five years (it was a bit hard to tell from a subpar camera on the other side of the street) then he had aged well. Which was all entirely predictable of course. No, what had thrown Q and everyone else in the ops center who had ever met Bond or read his file was the way that he was dressed - faded blue jeans with holes in the knees, a t-shirt from some unidentifiable but probably local surf shop, and-
“Are you wearing Converse?” demanded Q before he could think better of it.
Bond’s eyes unerringly found the camera through which Q was watching, an expression of vague displeasure. “Well, I don’t generally make a habit of wearing suits to fix my boat, and I doubted you had the patience for me to change.” .James Bond has been retired for five years. But when a highly sensitive mission goes to hell just a few miles from where he as settled down Q is forced to ask for his help. Bond and Q return easily to their old ways - they are also forced to finally confront their feelings for each other.
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05 Sep 2025
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The File by denimbeans
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
24 Aug 2021
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“Stark, listen to me. Even since Project Insight failed, Hydra has been trying to recreate it. We don't know how far along they are, but we do know that they will get there. SHIELD is in shambles, the Avengers Initiative has gone to shit. There's nobody to stop them. Their hit list isn't changing, either. The Avengers, or former Avengers, are still at the top. And you? You're the easiest to find.”
Tony rolled his eyes. “Yeah, no shit. I can handle myself. Besides, what are you going to do? I wouldn't trust a single one of your agents, and I very much doubt you are going to stick around here yourself.”
Fury nodded. “True. I have things I need to do, as do you. You can't afford to be focusing on weeding out Hydra.” Tony didn't trust that agreeable tone. “But, I have someone who can.”
There it was.
He pulled the folder onto his knee, and cracked it open. A picture was paperclipped to the front, and a name sat at the top in dark, neat letters.
Agent Jackson — Perseus Achilles Jackson
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- Part 2 of The File
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16 Jul 2025
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There are always kids that run away to the circus.
Sometimes, they're from good families, kids from the depths of suburbia, looking for a new, exciting life. The circus is just a grittier, dirtier, summer camp to them, a brief foray into the seedy underbelly of travelling entertainment. They always go home, eventually.
And, there are kids like Clint. Who have to learn to hit the bullseye every time, and split arrows on cue, who learn to balance on a tightrope blindfolded, who learn not to flinch when the knives hit the plywood only millimeters from their soft flesh. If they learn, they’ll thrive, and they’ll eat, and they’ll sleep, sometimes even with a sturdy roof over their heads.
Sometimes, much later, some of those kids - from both categories - grow up and become SHIELD agents.
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11 May 2025
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How did House manage to find a turtleneck that so perfectly matched his eye colour? You'd almost think he was... Well... Not straight.
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29 Apr 2025
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Chase lets a certain title slip while House is fucking him.
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28 Apr 2025