Panicitsamelon



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    A bunch of story starts and parts that I've written over the years likely to remain forever incomplete. Some are fanfiction, some are original works, some are homework from when I was trying to get my masters. I may include a couple book covers too. Hell, if I can find it, I'll include the awful 300 something page monster of the first book I ever wrote. Hell! Let's include some old Deviantart shit while we're at it! I might as well embarrass myself completely since I rarely leave my house any more.

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    Regulus black deserved to die at the cave, yet he didn't. He survived and is now living with the burden of what that means.

    Harry Potter makes it worth it. Regulus will continue to survive for him.

    Harry, however, is sick of people dying for him. Good thing he was raised by a very wise wizard and has very wise friends.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    Published:2023-03-17Updated:2024-12-13Words:191,603Chapters:24/36Comments:310Kudos:1,422Bookmarks:518Hits:56,606
    What It Cost
    Anonymous

    Chapter 14: Sirius Black: Obsessions

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/45820243/chapters/121464211

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    Day 17
    Danny Fenton/ Dick Grayson/ Jason Todd/ Tim Drake/ Damian Wayne
    Threesome or more

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    29 Jun 2025

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    https://archiveofourown.org/works/50921461/chapters/153279922

    A Nest of Robins and their Ghost
    Die_Erlkonigin6083

    Hot BDSM with fluff and anxious Danny

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    Sammy only has a few goals in life. First, to keep her head down and exist under the radar to keep her past safely buried. Second, make enough money working in various coffeeshops to pay the rent on her shitty New York City apartment. Third, finally get to the Humane Society to adopt a cat. And fourth, try to avoid getting caught up in every robbery, violent crime, mugging, mafia hit, murder, Karen on a rampage, and supervillain plot to take over the world thanks to what has to be the worst luck in the existence of the universe.

    At what point does a lifetime of bad luck point toward something more insidious like an honest-to-god curse? Probably about the time mutilated bodies start showing up. In hindsight, with her luck moving to a city full of superheroes and trying to stay unnoticed was not the best decision. Apparently neither was having a one-night stand with a ridiculously sexy supervillain, but how was she supposed to know the superhero community gossiped like teenage girls?

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    22 Mar 2025

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    Cursed
    birdylou

    Chapter 22: the one with the Enchanting visitor

    Make you laugh, cry, and other dirty things.

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/46014472

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    When Peter Parker ends up in Gotham City, a world straight out of a comic book, only to find out that he’s the one who’s a comic book character, he decides to lay low. Don’t be a hero. Just create a new civilian identity as Peter Anthony Mayson and live.

    And it works. Until one day he somehow catches Red Hood’s attention and Jason Todd-Wayne crashes his way into his mundane life, leaving cracks in Peter’s fragile mask of normality.

    (can be read as a standalone)

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    26 Apr 2025

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    Downloaded, one of my fave fics!

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/63277210

    friendly neighborhood spider-mechanic by mickeysshitshow for Chuole

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    When Voldemort’s curse rebounded, a part of him was brought to life as a thirty-year-old Tom Riddle. Realising that all-out war might not be the best way to achieve his goals, he starts with securing a position as the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts under the name of Thomas Gaunt.
    Aster Potter is the Girl-Who-Lived. Stuck with abusive relatives and struggling to hide her ‘freak’ abilities, she spends her days locked in a cupboard, tracing the words on her left wrist. ‘Fate showed her cruelty by destining you to bring my demise.’. This is the first thing about her freakish abilities that she doesn’t fully despise- she has a soulmate! Tracing them over and over keeps her sane, fantasizing about her saviour finally arriving to take her away from the Dursleys.
    Her rescue comes in the shape of a letter, and Hogwarts enchants Aster to the point of completely forgetting about soulmates. She becomes friends with a group of unlikely people, and together with them tries to navigate the treacherous waters of Hogwarts, avoid the vengeful spirit of Lord Voldemort, try to uncover the plots of Albus Dumbledore, and figure out what in the world is up with Thomas Gaunt.

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    27 May 2025

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    Published:2022-08-15Updated:2024-01-19Words:290,307Chapters:58/?Comments:730Kudos:2,722Bookmarks:811Hits:117,554
    a burnt child loves the fire
    SlytherinMenace

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/41048079