Phoenix_The_Real_Person
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Like Sleep to the Freezing by Phoenix_The_Real_Person
Fandoms: Justice League Dark (Comics), Hellblazer, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, DCU, DCU (Comics)
22 Sep 2025
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After a mission gone wrong sees Zatanna Zatara bring an unseen guest back home with her; an unfamiliar magical creature starts to possess the members of the Justice League Dark one by one. Having chosen John Constantine as its new food-source, the creature’s ravenous infiltration may unwittingly reveal some of the team’s secrets. John’s in particular. Will the team be able to work together long enough to save John’s life? Or, will this attack leave their trust shattered for good?
(AKA, the writer’s long-winded excuse to force the JLD into a get-along shirt. AKA I saw mitzvahmelting make Bruce asexual and said, I could do that to John.) -
An Unsolved Friendship 2 by McKat, Phoenix_The_Real_Person, thegeekyrose
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
07 Dec 2022
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Yes it's been literal years please don't judge us
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- Part 2 of Artemis Fowl Meets Buzzfeed Unsolved
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Quid Pro Quo by Phoenix_The_Real_Person for iiNyxtello
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast), The Borrowers - All Media Types
10 Aug 2022
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Kravitz and Taako both have a very important event coming up, maybe they can help each other.
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The Ways You've Changed Me by Phoenix_The_Real_Person
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
15 Feb 2021
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While on vacation at Fowl Manor, Holly Short and Artemis Fowl are pulled far into their past to the aftermath of the Goblin Revolution, and things are not as they remember them. How will they convince their past selves to trust them, and do they even want to? And how will they get back home?
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An Unsolved Friendship by McKat, Phoenix_The_Real_Person, thegeekyrose
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
17 Nov 2020
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What if Artemis Fowl II joined Buzzfeed Unsolved? What kind of shenanigans would ensue? These may not be questions you were wondering, but we've got the answers for you anyways.
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- Part 1 of Artemis Fowl Meets Buzzfeed Unsolved
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Artemis Fowl Meets Buzzfeed Unsolved by McKat, Phoenix_The_Real_Person, thegeekyrose
Fandom Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
07 Dec 2022
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When Sybil calls by RangerBumble
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Batman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Constantine (Comics)
19 Jan 2026
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You can't blame psychics for being cryptic but John really wishes this particular conduit for the forces of reality hadn't called in the middle of his Justice League debrief.
In which DCU characters are faced with the truth about the Hellblazer's very Vertigo life and almost everyone has something to say on the subject of John Constantine.
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Bookmarked by Phoenix_The_Real_Person
03 Apr 2025
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I love them oh my gosh i love them
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When Bruce Wayne comes out, he accidentally becomes the poster child of bisexuality and realizes his lifestyle of sleeping around needs to come to an end. Clark, being the supportive friend that he is, volunteers to pretend to date him for a year.
You know the rest.
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Hal Jordan Is The Second Smartest in The League by Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
25 Aug 2024
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“What are you playing at, Lantern?” Batman’s lips are pulled into a frown, and his tone is searching, prodding– like he’s trying to see if Hal is joking or genuinely knows.
Hal raises his hands in mock surrender to show he means no harm. “Look, the code of capes, masks, and cowls: I won’t tell anyone your civilian identity.” He smiles. “I’m just letting you know that I know so that you know I’m the smartest in the League.”
“What are you talking about?” Batman applies the same tactic as earlier.
“Well, you’re the smartest, I digress– so maybe I’m the second smartest, but finding out your identity? C’mon Brucie, give me some credit, it’s pretty impressive.”
“Don’t call me that.”
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This is what happens when Hal Jordan is the first to learn that Bruce Wayne is Batman.
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CHECK OUT THIS SUPER COOL ART INSPIRED BY CHAPTER 16 OF THIS FIC BY ASHOSS
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Bookmarked by Phoenix_The_Real_Person
10 May 2024
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Connected works that revolve around Tim's suicide attempt, the reactions of the Batfam, and his recovery.
TWs for self-harm, suicidal ideation, and disordered eating though not quite an eating disorder.
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Bookmarked by Phoenix_The_Real_Person
08 May 2024
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Hey there ghosts it’s me, ya Robin by SummerBummin
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
15 May 2025
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Jason’s mind was reeling. “Someone can see us?”
He’d tried everything he could think of to get Bruce and Alfred’s attention since he became a ghost. But even physically floating through their bodies hadn’t elicited a response.
She laughed. “Crazy, ain’t it? I don’t know if he’s a meta or what, but all the ghosts are talking about him.”
If there was someone out there who could see ghosts… then maybe…
Jason had to find him. “Who is he?”
“He’s known by many names… Veil Walker… Reaper… Half-Pint.”
Jason sputtered. “Half-Pint??”
“That’s the wildest shit. It’s a kid. Like a middle schooler.” Delilah threw out one of her hands. “And he’s out here wandering Gotham every night and chatting up the dead.”
Jason could only stare at her. Processing. A kid who could see ghosts... What was this? The Sixth Sense: Gotham edition??
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Jason was murdered by the Joker. Tim can see the dead. They find each other.
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- Part 1 of Gotham Sixth Sense AU
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Bookmarked by Phoenix_The_Real_Person
05 May 2024