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Currently, Juno was standing in front of one of the many windows facing out of the Carte Blanche, Nureyev by his side while the rest of the crew bustled around on their own business. It was calm. That worried him.
That’s when he saw it.
“What in the hell is that?”
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Juno and the gang are on break after a long heist when the universe decides to play a prank on them and hand them the chance of a lifetime: a free transport into a parallel dimension
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This time the around the heist was supposed to be pretty simple. They were on one of Jupiter's moons, Ganymede, trying to scam some dipshit of some money he didn't need: so business as usual, really. It involved Nureyev and Juno making their way into the party, chumming around a bit for an hour or so, and then Juno sneaking off to copy down the guys bank account number while Nureyev stayed back and occupied the family. Hell, with enough charm on Nureyev's end, they could've been back in time for dinner. That is, unless Juno hadn't opened his big mouth.
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a juno case fic
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Eddie and Bill are enthusiasts of the strange and unusual, Amateur Cryptozoologists (as they call themselves) who would very much like to make a career out of their passion. After years and years of failure, Eddie finally discovers somewhere with a striking lack of scientific research: Derry, Maine. Forums remark the place as a breeding ground for creatures and creepy crawlies of all shapes and sizes, but the residents were always deemed crazy and left to their one means: until now. Eddie and Bill are willing to give it a shot for a chance at the job of their dreams and are willing to do anything to get their scoop. Will the creatures living in the shadows and forests of Derry welcome them with open arms? Or will the creatures of the night find a reason to keep the boys out of Derry for good,,,
aka, i really fucking love cryptids guys, the losers are cryptids, that's it that's the concept
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wake up next to him in the middle of the night by postapologetic
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
31 Dec 2025
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Five times Dan wakes up Phil in the middle of the night. And one time he returns the favour.
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06 Jan 2026
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Dan’s grip on him tightens and then relaxes. He sinks into Phil’s body. “I don’t want to drown,” he says, muffled against Phil’s neck.
“I won’t let you drown,” Phil promises.
“Oh, okay.”
And then Dan is fast asleep again, leaving Phil wide awake and with a pounding heart.
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very very cute fic chronicling their relationship over the years from Phil's perspective under the lens of Dan waking up Phil in the night. great characterization, made me grin like a fool
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read between the lines (i will if you will) by Ablissa
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Dec 2017
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Phil ^_^ (5:31 PM)
Dan?danisNOTonfire xD i swear im really not. come check. (5:31 PM)
yeah?Phil ^_^ (5:32 PM)
I think I'm in love with you
I just
I can't wait to meet you
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Skype conversations between Dan and Phil, leading up to their first meeting. 2009!Phan. Prepare for fluff.Series
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01 Dec 2025
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EVERYONE WAS RIGHT!!!!!! BEST PHANFIC EVER!!!!!!!!!!
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Going through the motions by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
18 Nov 2025
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“My– my name is Phil Lester,” he says and he shouldn’t. He shouldn’t pause to wait for a response, to wait for recognition, but he does.
There is none.
“I need some– I need some legal advice?”
“Yes, that is sort of what I figured when you called my law firm."
Phil wakes up in an alternate reality where Dan and he have never met and does the only thing he can think of doing: Finding Dan.
(And then not stopping to bother him.)
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27 Nov 2025
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“I’m a big guy, by the way. I can handle your crazy. And I can handle your broken. And if you want to sit in the closet your whole life, I’ll come sit with you.”
“You– no. That’s not– fair on anyone,” Dan says, but he’s clearly lost his wind, not quite sure how to proceed with Phil joining in.
“We can make it cozy. A real nerd cave. Nice lightning. Have a good time in it. Doesn’t matter, as long as I get to spend it with you.”
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absolutely devastating, amazing characterization, Phil's grief is potent and real AND it has a (mostly) happy ending
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are you writing from the heart? (are you writing from the heart?) by starrynoontime
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
21 Aug 2025
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It’s like this: after Lois’s article is published, after Lex is arrested, after Metropolis has begun the long process of being stitched back together, after the president of Boravia has been declared dead, after Kara comes and goes and takes Krypto with her, after after after, Clark changes out of the suit, flies upward until he’s sure no one will hear him, and screams until he’s hoarse.
or, Clark has a breakdown hundreds of miles above the Earth, Lois eats a bagel, and both of them spend a likely above-average amount of time on a park bench.
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24 Aug 2025
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awesome clois fic, hurt/comfort
“Lois,” he replies, already packing away the soft underbelly of his own vulnerability, the image of a teenage Clark at Met U dreaming desperately of going beyond Smallville to be a vessel for something bigger — a storyteller for the beauty and terror of the world — and emerging out after graduation as the story.
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GILEYSPEKE (english, noun): a cunning trick or illusion
GADELING (english, noun): a comrade, fellow, or vagabond
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Odile shares her concerns about Siffrin's intent towards Mirabelle with Isabeau over a drink or five.
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16 Mar 2025
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absolutely lovely, very in character and fun
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"That just says I'm right. Did you see any hesitation when they held up that man?"
"... No."
As one, both of them turned to observe the subject of their debate.
Over Isabeau's shoulder, perched at the bar itself, Siffrin was a darkless ash-smudge in Odile's vision.
Somehow sensing her scrutiny despite the distance and mutually inebriated states, he winked at her, sticking out his tongue in obvious taunt-
Only to get nailed right in the cheek by Mirabelle's frozen cubic projectile. "Hah! Gotcha!"