Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
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Umamusume: Violent Derby by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
05 Sep 2025
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History will be made tonight. Seventeen Umamusume will enter, but only one will walk away as the very first Umamusume Wrestling Federation Champion. Who will rise? Who will fall? Who will claim the gold? Don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime pay-per-view spectacular called by Mister Edward Hands and ‘Dangerous’ Donnie Diamond. The road to glory begins tonight!
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Vodka the Science Baby by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
30 Aug 2025
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Vodka never thought her family history would be anything worth sharing until Scarlet asks. What starts as a goofy story about racing dreams, motorcycle grease, and a little bit of science soon turns into something much more tender. Between blushes, bad jokes, and the kind of teasing only true affection can survive, Scarlet finds herself falling deeper for the disaster-prone girl with the crooked grin. And Vodka? She’s realizing that being called “a science baby” might not be so bad when the person saying it is the one she wants to kiss most.
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Racing Hearts by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
15 Aug 2025
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For Vodka, wedding day nerves aren’t about cold feet, they’re about the empty chair she wishes her father could fill. As she and Daiwa Scarlet prepare to turn years of rivalry into a lifetime of love, the joy of the day is threaded with the ache of absence. From the altar to the dance floor, laughter and chaos swirl around them - friends cheering, Gold Ship stealing the spotlight, music and memories mixing in the air. Yet for Vodka, every smile hides the quiet hope that somehow, in some way, her father might still be there to see her happiest day. It’s a story of love found, love celebrated, and love remembered, proof that some bonds last far beyond the finish line.
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Firsts by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
13 Aug 2025
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Andrew’s romantic relationship with his mother wasn’t a single night of overwhelming passion. Instead, it unfolded through a series of meaningful firsts, each moment drawing them closer. From the first kiss to to the first time experimenting in the bedroom, their saga is told bit by bit.
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Gold Ship'd by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
03 Aug 2025
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Trainer just wanted a quiet life—train his girls, win some races, maybe enjoy a warm cup of coffee in peace. Then she showed up: Gold Ship, the walking embodiment of chaos in a umamusume's body. She skips training to chase butterflies, makes divots in the turf with her launch power, and might be a time traveler (or clone… or both). She’s unpredictable, unstoppable on the track, and absolutely insufferable off it and somehow, he’s stuck training her.
But for one fleeting night, what started as a professional nightmare turned into something… more, an experience neither of them will forget.
Recent series
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Side Tracks by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandom: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
05 Jan 2025
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Andrew and Ashley Graves are lovers and soulmates, but before that, they were brother and sister first. And like all siblings, they squabble and bicker over those mundane things ever, even after sex. (Or sometimes during!)
- Words:
- 6,130
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Tales of a Pink Eyed Princess by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
Fandom: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
19 Sep 2024
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An AU where Ashley Graves is the college-aged daughter of Andrew and Renee Graves. Living at home and studying to become a nurse, she's involved in a secret romantic and sexual relationship with her Father but also dealing with the drunken verbal assaults from her Mother. However will she survive?
- Words:
- 13,759
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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It’s all smoke and mirrors—illusions and tricks that he sells to the world like some sort of fucked up magician. Or a con artist—Andrew thinks that’s a more apt comparison. He’s good at it, too.
Pretending came as naturally as breathing at this point. He can be anything that anyone wants him to be, even if he would love nothing more than to take a bat to the back of their skull and bash their fucking brains in until their face remained nothing but an unrecognizable red mush. They’d never know.
He’s that good.
Andrew knows the rot is there, though. He can always feel it—sloshing around in his insides like thick black sludge. Not quite like a tar pit, but something close to one. It builds in his lungs like the smoke that he blackens them with until he is choking on it, until he feels like it’s going to explode out of his fucking chest. Those days are the worst, when it’s nearly impossible to keep it together, when the staples holding his chest together burst apart and the festering rot pours out.
Ashley is always harder to ignore on those days.
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Bookmarked by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
24 May 2025
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Bubblegum Dreams and Peppermint Creams by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
02 Sep 2025
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The woes of when little LeyLey Graves from down the Street gets a new babysitter. Only issue is, the moment he walks through the door, she finds herself with a bit of a crush.
Or Babysitter AU for the beloved coffin siblings
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,073
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 30
- Kudos:
- 92
- Bookmarks:
- 13
- Hits:
- 2,235
Bookmarked by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
22 May 2025
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Chase What Makes Your Heart Flutter by Clevinger
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
27 Apr 2025
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Just as Andrew and Renee prepare to take the next step in their relationship, an interloper from the past shows up. Andrew's long-forgotten "Friend B" crosses paths with him at the worst possible time, putting his new life in jeopardy. How far will he go to protect the sole person he loves?
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- Part 3 of Son, I Loved You At Your Darkest
Bookmarked by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
21 Apr 2025
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A Stairway to Heaven, Built on a Mountain of Corpses by FamilyCryptkeeper
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
25 Mar 2025
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Andrew & Ashley Graves may be absolute weirdos, but the town of Kirkegard has no idea just how many sins they hide. And nobody knows less than their own children.
While enjoying an otherwise normal day with his family, Andrew has a momentary crisis about what would happen if anyone ever found out. And whether Alex, Aleister, and Lilith deserve to have such monsters as their parents.
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- Part 4 of Encrypted Graves
Bookmarked by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
26 Mar 2025
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High School Lovers AU
Ashley doesn't want to do her chores. Luckily, she has an older brother who is willing to cover for her. For a price.Bookmarked by Lewdie Cutie (Saphron_Simp)
20 Mar 2025