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    Phainon wakes to his Phaidei account exploding with notifications, a small war in his comments section, and half the people convinced he’s running the Phaidei account, with the top reply being:

    Deliberber @phaifan33550336
    replying to @phaidei
    Dawg look at my deliverer shipping himself with Mydeimos we’re cooked

    It’s enough for him to click on his Weaver account in a frenzied panic, scroll to the settings, and click “delete”—mashing all the buttons, captchas, and “deletes” until he finally sees the “This account no longer exists” on his page.

    “Oh my god,” he mutters, heart racing. He chucks his teleslate on his bed and flops back down.

    (In which Phainon, an idol, attempts to run a fan account shipping himself with his childhood best friend, Mydeimos—another idol.)

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    08 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    probably the best phaidei fic out there?

    phai’s 73 alternative (shipping) accounts

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Enjin's got a new collab lined up with none other than the soft boy of their shared camboy website: Gris! He's also... still not over his ex. But hey, that doesn't matter, right?

    ...right?

    OR

    Gris (fellow camboy) and Tamsy (his ex) both yearn for Enjin and Enjin yearns for them.

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    25 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    tamjingris peak !!! brat enjin nation we must rise together (8)

  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    “My piercing…?”

    “You’re always messing with it.” Enjin falters, having lost all his bravado. It almost feels like a confession.

    With the way Tamsy’s looking at him, it might as well have been.

    Tamsy’s gaze becomes lidded and his head tilts slightly. He thinks for a moment, twirling the end of a strand of his hair before he responds.

    Enjin’s fingers ache from where the flame of the cigarette starts to burn the filter.

    “Does it distract you?”

    Or

    Enjin’s good at reading people, Tamsy’s better.

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    28 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Enjin is dumb and desperate.

    Tamsy is evil and likes to fuck (with) people.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    holy peak tamjin im weak i am weakened

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Kurusu Akira wakes up, his mind bursting with visions of the future and his heart burning with resolve … to avoid Akechi Goro like the plague.

    It's his best bet to save him, after all.

    (I.e. NG+ maxstats!Akira might be an anxious, mildly depressed wreck but he has never looked this good.)

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    07 Jun 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    avoid goro akechi plan gone horribly wrong (not clickbait) [11]