Shmaylor
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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When Ottawa declines to make an offer to add Ilya to their roster, Shane and Ilya are at a loss for what to do next.
Enter Yuna Hollander.
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[Podfic] How It Happens by Shmaylor for LordSmeldingtonTheThird
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Dec 2024
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Five universes Harrow's subconscious conjured that she didn't like, and one that maybe, regrettably, she did.
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Outtakes and other fun snippets that didn't make it into Bella, Mulier Qui. No real plot or story arc, just people from the Bella, Mulier Qui story having lunch together or making plans to have lunch together.
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- Part 8 of [Podfic] Whatever You Love Best
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When she wakes up again, it’s nine a.m. and the app on her phone says the surf’s up at Oceanside. She doesn’t have work. She’s on an extended family emergency leave that really should have ended. But every time she thinks about emailing her boss, she thinks of the sick feeling of dread she used to get going into work half the mornings, and she thinks, I don’t want to think about it, and, aren’t I allowed, for once in my life, to slack off, just a little, and she doesn’t email, or call, or turn on her work phone. Instead, she surfs, and tries not to feel guilty about it.
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- Part 7 of [Podfic] Whatever You Love Best
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Podfic Broken Telephone 2017 - Chain 3 by anatsuno, cantarina, Chestnut_pod, DesireeArmfeldt, DesireeArmfeldtPodfic (DesireeArmfeldt), elaineofshalott (LadyofMisrule), epershand, frecklebomb, frecklebombfic (frecklebomb), Hoely_owl, idellaphod, KDHeart, LadyofMisrule, litra, marianas, Opalsong, podfic_lover, podficbt_mods, sallysparrow017, Shmaylor, Syr
Fandom DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), due South, Gilbert & Sullivan & Related Fandoms, Hawkeye (Comics), Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell & Related Fandoms, Killjoys (TV), Mad Max Series (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, One Piece, Pacific Rim (Movies), Richard II - Shakespeare, SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Slings & Arrows, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Stardust - All Media Types, Supernatural, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Welcome to Night Vale
25 Dec 2017
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Podfic Broken Telephone is a challenge than ran from summer 2017 to winter 2017. The idea was that Person A made a podfic, which turned into a prompt for Person B. Person B's podfic then became a prompt for Person C, and on down the chain.
Three chains were formed from the participant pool to keep the challenge run time to six months or less.
For more information or to see the other chains and podfics made for this challenge, visit the collection: http://archiveofourown.org/collections/podfic_broken_telephone
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Marvel Podfic by 343EnderSpark, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), kalakirya, KD reads (KDHeart), lattice_frames, lavenderfrost, litrapod (litra), miss_marina95, Opalsong, paraka, reena_jenkins, RsCreighton, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), Shmaylor, sophinisba, Superstitiousme, thelonebamf, vassalady, wingedwords (gunpowderandlove)
Fandom Agent Carter (TV), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Cable and Deadpool, Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel (Movies), Marvel 616, Marvel Adventures: Avengers, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Ultimates, Ms. Marvel (Comics), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, POKEMON Detective Pikachu (2019), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (2011), Thor (Movies)
06 Jun 2024
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Podfication Live Performances by Akaihyou, Annapods, argentumlupine, bessyboo, blackglass, cantarina, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, exmanhater, forzandopod, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), litra, litrapod (litra), Lunate8, marianas, miss_marina95, Opalsong, paraka, reena_jenkins, RevolutionaryJo, semperfiona, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), Shmaylor, sisi_rambles, sophinisba, theleanansidhe, vassalady
Fandom Multi-Fandom
29 Oct 2019
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Recordings of the annual Live Performances event at Podfication, a convention for podfic creators and listeners.
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Occupational Safety by aethel, aethel-multivoice (aethel), blackglass, elaineofshalott (LadyofMisrule), klb, LadyofMisrule, luvtheheaven (VioletEmerald), reena_jenkins, secretsofluftnarp, shadydave, Shmaylor, wingedwords (gunpowderandlove), wordsaremyfaith
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
11 Aug 2019
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i've been stuck now so long (we just got the start wrong) by beagoldfish
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Feb 2026
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The second time Shane Hollander wakes up on November 16th, he has a panic attack.
The problem is — he tries to explain through gasped breaths after Hayden basically knocks down his door, shouting that they’re going to miss their flight — the thing is, Shane’s already woken up on November 16th. He’s already flown to Boston. He’s already been to practice, and he’s checked into the hotel, and he has lived this day before.
He doesn’t mention that he’s also already fucked Ilya Rozanov twice and had a fucking tuna melt that Rozanov made and drank the ginger ale that Rozanov bought specifically for him. He doesn’t mention that they’d snuggled on the couch watching TV like some kind of couple, like boyfriends.
He doesn’t mention that he fell asleep thinking about how Ilya — fuck, no, thinking about how Rozanov had called him sweetheart and Shane, and that, even now, he can’t quite get the cadence of Ilya’s voice out of his head.
Or: After the tuna melt fiasco, Shane Hollander wakes up in a time loop.
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Ilya wanted so badly to just tell Svetlana: It’s Shane Hollander, it’s always been Shane Hollander. He wanted to invite her over after the game so he'd know it was possible for her and Shane to exist in the same room without the world collapsing.
He was calling Shane back before he even thought about it, his heart in his throat.
“Ilya?”
“Can I invite Svetlana?"
He could never have expected what happened next.
Or: Only a few months after the cottage, Shane meets Svetlana—and goes to great lengths to defeat his jealousy.
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- Part 1 of the gift
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I’ll Talk (Like You’re Not Listening) by OpalApparition for magneticrats
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 Jan 2026
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Hi. This is Ilya. I will never listen to your voicemail.
The greeting wasn’t a joke or an exaggeration—it was the truth. Shane leaves messages anyway, confessions to a digital void that will never judge him, and never push him away.
At least, that’s what he thinks.
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Reckless & Young by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Apr 2026
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Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.
Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.
But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.
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A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.
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- Part 1 of lost in the haze
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Fanning the Flames by cjr2
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Dec 2025
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The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.
Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)