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Alastor leans his head away from the nip and into something alluring and confident, adorned with that playful smile he wears when his next words will be particularly important. “Good pets get treats, don’t they?~”
He chuckles behind closed lips before taking another sip of coffee, closing one eye to watch the other’s reaction.
Another series of glitches racks Vox’s screen and body, causing him to nearly drop and shatter yet another coffee mug. He coughs, clearing his throat, and takes a quick drink of coffee in a vain attempt to hide the violet blush on his screen. “Well… yes… I uh… Treats, huh?”
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- Part 36 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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~We’ll have Tiny Boxes for our Memories by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Sep 2025
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"I'm not the same person I was back then, nor who I was 10, 20, or 60 years later. I tried to become someone you could be proud of, someone you would be proud to stand beside." Vox takes a deep breath, looking straight ahead as they walk. "You say you miss who I used to be. Thing is, beneath all the wires and engineering, behind the public facade and power, without all the innuendo and ego... I'm still me. I just… don't know if that's enough..."
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- Part 35 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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~Being Human but the Wrong Kind by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Aug 2025
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"As much as I would like another hit or five to calm my nerves, or perhaps some of that insanely potent moonshine, I believe it is past time I held up my end of the bargain we made."
Vox raises the guava juice to his mouth, taking a drink. At least the motion felt like the stiff drink he wants, but without the benefits he probably needs. "How about we make this a new game then? If you get five points out of ten rounds, I will show you a secret."
“Certainly, I look forward to it. What are the rules?”
Vox gives Alastor a reassuring smile, more for his own benefit at this point. "It's called Two Truths and a Lie. We can either take turns, or you can just play while I talk. The goal is to pick which one is the lie. Each correct answer gets the player a point."
“Hm. Sounds simple enough-”
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- Part 34 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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"You want me to go make the coffee now? Or should you ask 'George' to do it?" Vox asks, making quotes in the air because he wasn't sure what to call the sentient shadow.
“George?” Alastor asks, confused for a moment before connecting the admittedly far-apart dots.
"I don't know what his name is, I just know that there is a personality in there," Vox says with a slight shrug. "Thought you might be tired of me getting all up in your personal space, so figured I'd offer to vacate it for a bit."
A name..? Alastor never considered it before. It’s not like he discusses his business with others enough for it to be necessary. The master tells the shade to do something, and the shade obeys.
Well, most of the time.
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- Part 33 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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“V-Vox, wait…”
Vox freezes, stopping cold.
Fuck.
He'd gone too far, and here it comes, that freight train.
"I- I'm sorry... I-" he stammers out, trying to choke back a sob as realization hits that he quite possibly screwed up absolutely everything he had worked for thus far with the demon in his arms.
Alastor’s smile softens, and he kisses Vox’s lips sweetly. The picture box’s overthinking is met with a crooked and slightly confused smile in return.
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- Part 32 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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"I take it you've made up your mind on that little dare of ours," Vox says with a plum-colored screen and a soft smile. "If you're assuming I'll be around for... Christmas? Halloween?" He asks, uncertain of how many months Alastor is talking about. "You may want to wash the more... intimate parts, yourself." He says, offering a washcloth to Alastor.
Alastor graciously takes the cloth to wash himself. “Neither of those, but we can discuss what’s in store for you as my mate later on.”
Vox takes a fresh washcloth from one of his cables, moisturizing body wash already lathered into it. He is in the process of doing the same thing as Alastor when the deer's words hit him. His screen glitches as he tilts his head, raising one eyebrow.
"M-mMaTe??"
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- Part 31 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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~Hold me Close and Hold me Fast by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Jul 2025
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Alastor giggles as Vox holds him close, patting the back of his hand on the other’s chest. “So worried about me, still? Think I’ll fall again?” He titters, once again remembering how he fell (well, perhaps jumped is more accurate) just for the hell of it.
…Vox pauses in the doorway of the bathroom and turns to face Alastor, lifting his chin gently. "I hope so, I fall all over again, every time I look at you." He says, using his arm behind the deer's back to pull him closer as he leans in, stopping the demon's reply with a tender kiss.
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- Part 30 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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Alastor’s nose scrunches, and he frowns, “That smells abhorrent." He states, waving a hand in the air in front of his face to both fan away the stench and douse the flame. “It had better be better than nicotine for a smell like that...”
Victor lets his head flop back against the pillow and stares up at the wave-patterned ceiling. It takes a bit of concentration, but he accesses the lighting controls for the room and switches the harsher, brighter lights out for the soft blue glow of the track lighting. "It's better..." He says lazily as he takes a deep, relaxed breath.
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- Part 29 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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Victor moves his head slightly, rubbing his cheek more against the other's, then tilts his head slightly to nip briefly at his earlobe, wondering if they are still sensitive. "Dare~" He purrs, knowing it's not his turn but not caring in the slightest.
They’re not as sensitive as his deer ears, but the gruff word and warm breath is definitely doing something to Alastor…fuck, Vox is good at this…
“You just want me to give you permission..~” He whispers back with a sigh, “You have it~”
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- Part 28 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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“Hm! I think I’ve figured out what I want to request for that dare, Voxy~”
Vox looks up at Alastor with curiosity and sits down on the edge of the bed, reaching up and touching his hair affectionately, letting a few red and black strands run through his fingers. "Oh? Enlighten me?"
Alastor turns his head towards the teal claws, although his eyes remain steadfast on the TV in front of him, drawing one knee up and over the other in a slow, innocent tease.
“I dare you to tell me about what you’d like to do to me, if I were…amenable to whatever it is that might please you~”Vox’s eyes widen slightly and he swallows back a lump that suddenly has found its way into his throat. Fuck… is… is Alastor serious?
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- Part 27 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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This will be a collection of stories told from a "unique" perspective about Vox and primarily his rather complicated relationship with the infamous Radio Demon. Most will be canon to our series, Video Came and Stole Your Heart, but not necessarily canon to the Hazbin series in general. We will be starting with a story that leads up to a scene mentioned in chapter 16: The Black and White Ball.
ENJOY!
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- Part 1 of ~Pocketwatch Memoirs~
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~Mama Always Told me that I should Play Nice by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Jul 2025
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"I'll be about half an hour, want or need anything before I go?"
The buck hums as he considers it, finding it interesting that Vox distinguished between both want and need. “I’ll be fine, Voxy. I’ll keep an eye on your assistant and try to calm him down when he inevitably wakes up.” It would surely be a bit fun, to just, chat with the sinner. Perhaps he can get some information out of him...
Walking back over to Alastor, Vox leans over his chair and tilts the demon's chin up gently with one knuckle. "What if I want something?"
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- Part 26 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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~I Don’t want your Cruel Melody by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Jun 2025
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Stalking slowly around the desk, Vox makes a wide gesture around the room. "As you can see, VAL, I'm not in the mood for your little games and petty insults." He stops in front of Valentino, jerking the bag of food out of his hand. "I have a media mess to clean up, a private meeting at Carmine Industries in half an hour, and a board meeting this afternoon. Where. The. Fuck. Is my assistant?!" He says, punctuating his words with a sharp stab to the moth's chest with his index finger.
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- Part 25 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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~Don't get too Close, it’s Dark Inside by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Jun 2025
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Turning off the TV and having a quick test run of his shadow form and teleportation around the apartment, he decides to see what Vox is up to, traveling first up the private elevator and melding into the shadow below Vox’s desk.
Oh! Bodies! How lovely. Is that a spinal cord?~
....This chapter most definitely EARNS the #VoxIsInHellForAReason tag!
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- Part 24 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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~You can Kill People and Still be Pretty by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Jun 2025
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"Where were YOU yesterday evening, during this incident?
“Me??” Mintz squeaks, the sudden attention to him rather than his impeccable work startling. “I-I was preparing your daily closing report at my desk, sir.. before I, well… saw you fall past the window...”
"You and I were having a few drinks to celebrate the death of my long-time rival. You slipped." Vox says slowly and carefully as his cables rise around him threateningly, some of them jerking his body slightly as they plug roughly into the back of his head while other, thicker ones, form a writhing mass. "You're lucky to be alive, aren't you.. MINTZ?"
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- Part 23 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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~I get so Hungry when You say You Love me by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Jun 2025
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Vox groans loudly, fresh claw marks joining the first, and the dampness of his silk growing ever more moist with each throb, and jerk, and ragged breath. He can't form a coherent response, the cooed praise only adding to that aching caress of shadows sliding along that absurdly sensitive bit. So, the Radio Demon got the only answer that mattered. "Aaalastooor~..."
…Perfect.
Right where he wants him.
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- Part 22 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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~I Eat Boys like you for Breakfast by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 May 2025
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Vox puts his elbows on the table, folding his hands together over his bowl and resting the bottom of his screen on them. "Intense, huh? You like it when I’m… vicious, Bambi?" He purrs the question with an even wider smirk playing across his lips.
“You could say that. But we both are well aware of my sadistic tendencies~” Alastor counters, trying to bury the lead that Vox unfortunately seems to have a firm grasp on.
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Continuing the game of truth or dare, Vox learns a few things about Alastor and makes a tempting offer.
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- Part 21 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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~And I said, “Well that’s ONE thing we got” by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 May 2025
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“Now, where’s that waiter? I didn’t eat enough meat for him to have been my whole meal yesterday, and I’d like another bite.” He says with a titter.
Vox gives Alastor a coy grin. "I wouldn't dare serve leftovers, guess you'll just have to take a bite of someone else…" He gives the demon a wink and heads inside.
“Seems a little early to be offering me your meat again, don’t you think?” The Radio Demon states, not fully comprehending the double entendre as he takes a sip.
Vox grins as he leans back against the counter with his mug cradled in his claws.
"Well, if you bite THAT, we are going to have issues." He slowly raises his cup, keeping eye contact as he drinks.
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Vox and Alastor play another round of Truth or Dare over breakfast.
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- Part 20 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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For #SilentstaticWeek (May 20-26)
Inspired by Be Careful What You Wish For (and the doctor said to take this pill...) by Jack HarrisAlastor goes about his business, gradually sensing something is up with Vox when he finds that, for once, the TV Demon isn't following his every move. He's not *worried* about his old friend. That's absurd! and yet...
It's up to Alastor to find out what has become of the Media Overlord and maybe... just maybe, rescue his old friend from himself.
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- Part 2 of Hazbin One-Shots
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~We can’t Rewind, We’ve gone too Far by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 May 2025
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“...The Ball. You kissed me…”
"Yeah... that wasn't all I did..." Vox sighs, reaching up to lace his teal claws into Alastor's crimson ones.
"If I couldn't have the memory the way I wanted it, I decided you couldn't have it at all... Not the kiss, not the dance, not the words I said..."
“...how many times.” Alastor asks, quiet, cold, and devoid of filter. How many times did Vox play with Alastor’s memories? How many times did he reach inside of the deer’s mind and change him to his liking?
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- Part 19 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)