Simon_Sayez
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Alastor leans his head away from the nip and into something alluring and confident, adorned with that playful smile he wears when his next words will be particularly important. “Good pets get treats, don’t they?~”
He chuckles behind closed lips before taking another sip of coffee, closing one eye to watch the other’s reaction.
Another series of glitches racks Vox’s screen and body, causing him to nearly drop and shatter yet another coffee mug. He coughs, clearing his throat, and takes a quick drink of coffee in a vain attempt to hide the violet blush on his screen. “Well… yes… I uh… Treats, huh?”
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- Part 36 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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~We’ll have Tiny Boxes for our Memories by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Sep 2025
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"I'm not the same person I was back then, nor who I was 10, 20, or 60 years later. I tried to become someone you could be proud of, someone you would be proud to stand beside." Vox takes a deep breath, looking straight ahead as they walk. "You say you miss who I used to be. Thing is, beneath all the wires and engineering, behind the public facade and power, without all the innuendo and ego... I'm still me. I just… don't know if that's enough..."
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- Part 35 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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~Being Human but the Wrong Kind by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Aug 2025
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"As much as I would like another hit or five to calm my nerves, or perhaps some of that insanely potent moonshine, I believe it is past time I held up my end of the bargain we made."
Vox raises the guava juice to his mouth, taking a drink. At least the motion felt like the stiff drink he wants, but without the benefits he probably needs. "How about we make this a new game then? If you get five points out of ten rounds, I will show you a secret."
“Certainly, I look forward to it. What are the rules?”
Vox gives Alastor a reassuring smile, more for his own benefit at this point. "It's called Two Truths and a Lie. We can either take turns, or you can just play while I talk. The goal is to pick which one is the lie. Each correct answer gets the player a point."
“Hm. Sounds simple enough-”
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- Part 34 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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"You want me to go make the coffee now? Or should you ask 'George' to do it?" Vox asks, making quotes in the air because he wasn't sure what to call the sentient shadow.
“George?” Alastor asks, confused for a moment before connecting the admittedly far-apart dots.
"I don't know what his name is, I just know that there is a personality in there," Vox says with a slight shrug. "Thought you might be tired of me getting all up in your personal space, so figured I'd offer to vacate it for a bit."
A name..? Alastor never considered it before. It’s not like he discusses his business with others enough for it to be necessary. The master tells the shade to do something, and the shade obeys.
Well, most of the time.
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- Part 33 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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“V-Vox, wait…”
Vox freezes, stopping cold.
Fuck.
He'd gone too far, and here it comes, that freight train.
"I- I'm sorry... I-" he stammers out, trying to choke back a sob as realization hits that he quite possibly screwed up absolutely everything he had worked for thus far with the demon in his arms.
Alastor’s smile softens, and he kisses Vox’s lips sweetly. The picture box’s overthinking is met with a crooked and slightly confused smile in return.
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- Part 32 of Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH)
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Carrots & Potatoes (Formerly VCaSyH) by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Sep 2025
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Fun and Games (In Hell!) by Doctor_Briarwood for Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Sep 2025
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On his way into the bathroom, his hand touched something sticky on the handle, and it took nearly all of Husk’s self-control not to start shouting. He’d spent so much time in the company of more-or-less rational adults that he had forgotten that being anywhere remotely in the vicinity of children meant that there was always the chance that something sticky would come in contact with his fur (and never the fun kind of sticky, either).
“Fuck,” he hissed and stomped over to the sink. Dumped a copious amount of liquid soap over his hands before starting to scrub his hands with a deepening frown. “Come to an arcade with us, Husk. It’ll be fun, Husk.” He passed his hands under the running water for a moment before resuming his scrubbing. “Aren’t I just fucking adorable, even when I have the worst fucking ideas, Husk? Fucking… hideous ideas.”
“Aw, Husk. Do you think I’m adorable?”
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- Part 22 of Is This More Than You Bargained For Yet?
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30 Aug 2025
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Many people thought Alastor never got aroused. In a way that was true, as he didn’t respond like most people. However, watching things collapse and fall apart after so much work had gone into it, was especially arousing for the Radio demon. Watching how desperate and pleading people got in the hopes of fixing their mistakes. Begging and groveling in the misguided belief that things could be set straight. The look in someone’s eyes when they are crushed by the realization that everything was slipping away from them. The fucking stock market crash of 1929!
Alastor, despite all of his boundaries in the bedroom had a thriving sex life. Perhaps not in the sense that others had, but his partner was never left unsatisfied. His partner was so satisfied in fact that despite their differences and an unexplained seven year absence on Alastor’s part they had a running monthly meetup so they could entertain one another.
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- Part 1 of Tuesday
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Alastor asks Vox to take his V Card.
It doesn’t go as planned.
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An exploration of Alastor being on the ace spectrum (Demisexual in this fic) and how that affects his relationship with Vox. More of me projecting my feelings onto Alastor as I explore my place on the ace spectrum by writing about the demon deer.Series
- Part 1 of First and Last
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15 Jun 2025
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Vox came to terms with Alastor's feelings (or lack thereof) a long time ago. He'll still be there until Alastor takes his last breath.
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