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Trixie Reynard, an independent and self-styled political commentator struggling to adapt to life in the Affini Compact, catches the attention of one Philomena Capessa, Second Bloom with one of her incisive barbs and quickly finds herself ensnared in turn. But what is Miss Capessa to do when her darling floret-to-be, whose stubborn mockery she found so delightful and endearing, abruptly loses the will to even speak for fear of offending her new mistress?
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An independent terran socialite and the affini she's chatting up at the party she's hosting both ruminate on their roles, each other, and what it means to be perfect.
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A Present Continually Provided by Smolcasm
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
15 Nov 2025
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If at first you don't succeed (in getting away from the actually-very-nice hot giant imperialist plant aliens), try, try again, and again, and again, and again, and again.
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Affini archivists assert a moment can be both had and held through their meticulous transcription timelessly suspending a situation in sweet, syrupy sap for posterity. These are just some of their stories.
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An officer of the Terran Cosmic Navy becomes a contestant on an Affini game show.
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A collection of 100-word Persona 5 stories.
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Tending a Bar on the Edge of Space by helenaFloret
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
23 Jan 2026
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In a lone bar far from her home, an esoteric plant tends her bar each and every day. Nobody knows much about her, but what is clear is that she cares for others and will do anything she can to help them. That is, if she can resist the pressure of living in a galaxy without her people.
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24 Jan 2026
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Elena lives in the Compact. She doesn't have to work, she has a compiler that'll spit out whatever fetish gear she fancies, and she's happily independent. Everything's going great — except her love life. She's bounced from relationship to relationship, and none seem to stick. No one's fault, things simply don't work out, and so she spends many a night alone, at home, wrapped up in latex and watching the lewdest streamer she can find.
Until she meets Ophrys Boquila, Third Bloom, at a game night hosted by a mutual friend. The fashionable affini, perhaps unusually, seems happy to merely date Elena, but Elena wonders if that can work. Affini are Affini, after all, and the urge to domesticate seem to be so deeply ingrained as to be unshakeable. What does it mean to let yourself fall in love with an affini like you would anyone else — and what will become of Elena if she does?
This story is a companion novel to Sui Generis and begins roughly around Chapter 13 of that story; you should read Sui Generis first if you haven't already!
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The Fifth Fundamental Force by Kanagen
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
07 Mar 2023
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When Langley is captured by the Affini, she learns the terrible secret behind the Affini's mastery of the fifth fundamental force.
(An absolutely ridiculous fic based on GlitchyRobo's story, Human Domestication Guide.)
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20 Jan 2026
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Edgar won the great game of capitalism. He had it all: a private O'Neill cylinder, a ship-of-theseus body that gave him decades of life beyond his threescore-and-ten, and access to the finest meals imaginable. He dined like a king for every meal of every day, spent his every free moment honing the craft of cooking. Then the game was canceled. The Affini arrived, and it was only by capitulating that he saved himself. Now he's playing their game: freedom (such as it is) or domestication, the stakes his very soul. For five years, he stayed on top. Then he met Phorada.
Phorada Insignis, Eighteenth Bloom, master mnemonic cartographer and culinary xenoanthropologist. If a sophont has cooked it, he's eaten it, identified each of its components with his impossibly sensitive palate, cooked it for himself, and written a book about it. The Milky Way is new territory for him, a culinary frontier populated with cultures and sophonts yet to be catalogued — but it's the Terran Accord, a culture living in the shadow of mass extinction and culinary collapse, that fascinates him the most. Equipped with state-of-the-art technology, Phorada's going to do what he does best: turn memories into meals.
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Tacey is an independent sophont who works at Lucky's, a coffee & tea cafe on Nepenthe, recently liberated by the Affini Compact. Life is great and only getting better — and then the affini of her dreams walks in the door and knocks everything off-kilter.
For the HDG community's February Fluff Fics 2024, this is a tale of love, tea, silly misunderstandings, flornography, and raunchy workplace sex. I put the noncon flag on all my Human Domestication Guide fics just because of the nature of the setting, but everyone in Reading the Leaves enthusiastically consents to all the horny stuff they do, promise!
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20 Jan 2026