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The Space Between by iamtheenemy (Steph) for helahler
Fandoms: The Martian (2015), The Martian - All Media Types
24 Dec 2015
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“Gone --” Beth choked out, and then, “Can’t...can’t…”
"You’re having a panic attack,” Chris told her.
Beth Johanssen in the days and months after Mars.
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- 8,444
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11 Jan 2026
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They’re assholes, every last one of them, and Mark loves them even when they’re poking fun at him. Less than seventy two hours back in their company and they’re already giving him shit. He tells them that space rocks are better company and then falls asleep with his head against Johanssen's shoulder and with Vogel’s hand on his knee.
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- 2,355
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11 Jan 2026
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oh man! look at those cavemen go by fallingvoices for radialarch
Fandoms: The Martian - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015)
20 Dec 2015
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ARES 3 @AresIII
Boy's onboard. We're headin' home.- Language:
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09 Jan 2026
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“The fuuuuuck,” Jamie mutters to himself, swiping back through the team page and his own page to double check the numbers. Why does Roy have so many more than anyone else? Who’s out there writing thousands and thousands of stories about Roy that don’t have Jamie in them? He frowns down at the screen, scrolling through the list under Roy’s name to confirm they’re all the same ones that are on Jamie’s page. They are. He frowns harder.
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01 Jan 2026
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It starts when Roy goes over to his sister's house and is met by Phoebe at the door, smiling and giggling in a Richmond jersey. That's not so unusual, though Roy does miss the days when she was tiny and adorable in his old Chelsea shirt. It isn't until she turns around to lead him to the kitchen that he realizes how wrong things are.
Or: Phoebe's new Richmond shirt says Tartt on the back. Roy has some feelings about it.
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30 Dec 2025
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There’s a tangle of roots inside Jamie that he got for his twelfth birthday.
Ragged robin, daffodil, and mezereon.
Jamie’s true love has always been football, even though it can’t love him back.
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- Part 2 of Hanahaki Drabbles
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29 Dec 2025
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Jamie runs his fingers over the pages, thinking of himself seven, eight years ago who had written these words. He could’ve written some of it yesterday, if it weren’t for the fact he called him Roy Kent, full name every time. It’s embarrassing, is what it is. He knows Roy-the-real-person now, not just the football star. Knows him deeply; he can only think of a very small circle of people who know Roy better than Jamie does, the guarded fuck.
Yet he’s in the same situation, pining after Roy like he’s still stuck in this bedroom, not able to see or touch or talk to this man for real. He could do something about it. Jamie’s fucking fit. He’s a catch. Why can’t he go for it?(Jamie helps his mum and Simon move house. Packing up his childhood bedroom, he comes to a decision.)
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29 Dec 2025
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he’s a born-again wild card (he was telling me wild things) by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
07 Dec 2025
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"Oh," Jamie laughs. "Well, it’s November, innit?"
He says that like it’s supposed to explain why he looks completely fucking ridiculous.
Roy blinks at him.
"Mate," Jamie continues, exasperated. "Y’know, the moustache thing? Movember? It’s for, like, mental health."
"Whose fucking mental health?" Roy replies. "Because the thought of watching you try to grow a moustache sounds absolutely fucking terrible for mine."
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or, jamie grows a moustache while roy slowly and steadily loses his mind.
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28 Dec 2025
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Discounts at Starbase One by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek
17 Feb 2024
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Spock is mortified when a single act of intimacy creates a Vulcan psychic bond between himself and his Captain. But nothing shocks him more than Jim's reaction - or the long held secret that Jim reveals.
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17 Dec 2025
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Saavik Bites by AlternateFutures, Moreta1848
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies)
04 Jan 2026
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Stories of Saavik with her space dads.
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03 Nov 2025
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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12 Oct 2025
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Whitaker quits smoking, gets a shiner by the ambulance bay, and falls in love with his attending. Not exactly in that order.
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09 Oct 2025
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Martha Hudson makes a life for herself.
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18 Jul 2025
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The legendary Sherlock Holmes is home, alive again, and immediately a problem.
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15 Jul 2025
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Marcus gets along really well with Holmes' friends.
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- English
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11 Jul 2025
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Set in a universe best described as "an unholy mashup of the 90s cartoons and the live-action Lois and Clark show with a liberal heaping of our own bizarre headcanons about Kryptonian biology and a scoop of blatant disregard for (most) comics and movie canon, plus a dash of the live-action Gotham show for flavor."
This series is named "repairing the world" for two reasons. One is that the principle of tikkun olam, or "world repair", is a huge player in the personal philosophies and motivations of many of the principal characters. The other is that this is basically a big huge universe of fix-it fic that returns Superman to his Jewish origins, tosses out the gross stuff DC has generated over the years, and gives characters actual happy relationships and the chance to process and deal with their trauma without skimming over it for the sake of keeping everything the same. All works can be read as stand-alones unless otherwise noted.
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28 Jun 2025
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Alfred has watched a lot of people walk in and out of Bruce Wayne’s life. He’s never seen so many who stayed.
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22 Jun 2025
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ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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"Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.
Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.- Language:
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19 Jun 2025
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There’s a new coffee shop in Crime Alley. It’s called the Red Hood.
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- English
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- 5/5
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18 Jun 2025
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Well-behaved boy (10) is looking for big brother (11-15). Must meet up with me three times a week, for at least two hours each. Overall duties include helping me with homework, playing videogames with me, and showing me how to play catch. 10$ per hour.
Tim, lonely and in desperate need of company, decides that if his parents are not going to give him a sibling, he's going to hire one instead. Luckily, Jason Todd-Wayne shows up in the nick of time.
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- English
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- 11,062
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18 Jun 2025