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    Once is a mistake, twice is terrible judgment, three times is enemy action. After four times, it might just be something worse.

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    What if Scott hooked up with Ilya during the summer of 2010 entirely by accident, then kept doing it on purpose.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    cens and censibility @ottawagirly
    is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????

    Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?

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    21 Apr 2026

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    make out with your bro monday (mind you today is a thursday) 😂

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    Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?

    Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.

    +Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa

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    18 Apr 2026

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    “You’re stubborn and a hothead. You’re impossible to work with and you’re stuck in the past. Nancy said you’d be hard work but this is fucking ridiculous. I’m here to do a job. You won’t let me change or even suggest anything.”

    “Not true. I did change the turmeric for saffron.”

    “Yeah and you’re about this close to jumping off a bridge before admitting that it actually does taste better.”

    Steve could strangle him.

    Because yes. The saffron does taste better. The saffron tastes so much better and the dish now makes Steve’s tastebuds soar and his eyes water and the only thing worse than admitting Eddie is correct right now, is admitting that that dish is miles fucking better since Eddie puts his hands on it.

    And Steve finds himself wondering for a split fucking moment in between the rage he’s feeling, if everything is better with Eddie’s hands on it.

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    Son of famous, michelin-star chef, Steve Harrington is trying to gain a star of his own after a stint in rehab that left him with a lack of inspiration, until his restaurant manager Nancy has an idea of her own to add a spark back into the kitchen.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Sometimes life came at you with a clenched fist and Ilya had never figured out how to duck.

    So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing.

    Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Alexis: Considering how he throws Hollander around on the ice, I’m worried about you girl 😂

    Jane: Oh, he does love to throw me around.

    Jane: Haha.

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    Ilya’s decision to fuck with Shane backfires spectacularly. And Shane gets a support system along the way.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    After Shane's accident on ice, Yuna sees Lily messaging him and decides to make a phone call.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    And Steve wanted to help Eddie, too.

    Munson. Not Eddie.

    “What’d you do to your hand?” Munson was frowning down at Steve’s bruised and split knuckles.

    Steve flexed his fingers, tucked his hand away. “What’d you do your face?” he asked pointedly, glancing at Eddie’s – fuck, Munson’s – slightly-black eye.

    Munson remained tight-lipped, and Steve called it a draw.

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    Steve is working with the Wild Horse Inmate Rehabilitation Program. He's good at his job, exceptional with the horses, and makes sure to keep a healthy detachment from the inmates he works with...

    ...until Eddie Munson.

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    17 Jul 2025

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    Eddie Munson just wanted to play hockey. That's almost all he's ever wanted, since he was old enough to realize it was an option for him. And now he's at the top of his game, one of the best players in the NHL.

    Everything would have been perfect... if it wasn't for the small matter of the thing he's got going with his long time rival, goalie Steve Harrington.

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    10 Jun 2025

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    After his season two altercation with Steve, Billy Hargrove tells everyone Steve's a queer. Steve, unaware of the rumors, is suddenly being bullied and preyed upon. Luckily for him, everyone is afraid of Eddie Munson, a boy who isn't afraid to bring a knife to a fist fight.

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    02 Jun 2025

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    Months before Will Byers disappears, Steve Harrington is outed, bullied, and shunned. Eddie would be overjoyed to find another gay kid in Hawkins if it wasn't THAT gay kid.

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    21 Apr 2025

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    When he pledged his father’s alpha-only fraternity, Steve never expected to be accepted under one condition: to be treated as their pet, and made use of however they liked, whenever they liked. Moreover, he never expected to enjoy it.

    Then again, he never expected Eddie Munson either, or the wrench he would throw in all of Steve's carefully crafted plans for his future.

     

    -A belated submission for STMMM-

     

    ** Please please see the End Notes for a discussion of the potential triggers and consent issues **

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    06 Apr 2025

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    Eddie’s never been very good at the whole scent thing.

    He knows there’s a difference between scents and smells—Steve can smell like sweaty pits after a run but he scents something spicy and woodsy all the time—but he doesn’t understand the nuance of a person’s scent. It can fluctuate based on emotions, or the time of year, or because Eddie bought a carton of six eggs and not the dozen like Steve asked; Nancy is good at understanding the subtleties, and Steve too, but Eddie’s just never been able to.

    So when Steve starts smelling different, he chalks it up to a new deodorant or something in the shower. It’s not a bad scent, like the time he had appendicitis and kept saying he was just constipated, it’s just different. Noticeable.

    Or: glimpses into pregnant life.

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    13 Mar 2025

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  15. Public Bookmark 66

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    “I could help with that.”

    It takes him a minute to realize that he said anything at all as Steve gives him a bizarre look.

    They blink at each other for a long, long time while Eddie's brain catches up with his ears, which are catching up with his mouth.

    “Now… what do you mean by that?” Steve asks, crossing his arms over his chest.

    Eddie doesn't have an answer, because even though he knows exactly what he meant by that, he does not know what possessed him to actually fucking say it. So he stays silent, choosing instead to stare owlishly at Steve, trying to communicate with him via telepathy.

    I'm offering to take the edge off. I'm offering to beat your meat. To crank your hog. Be normal about it because I can't be.

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    Steve and Eddie strike up a mutually beneficial, casual relationship, but Eddie is incapable about being casual about anything.

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    15 Jan 2025

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    Eddie Munson, a cleaner at a regional airport in Indiana, finds a boy asleep on the floor outside Departure Gate A3 on Christmas Eve. Eddie's always had a soft spot for strays, so he takes Steve Harrington home for the holidays.

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    01 Jan 2025

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    In the wake of yet another overtly public scandal, the lead guitarist for the folk metal band Corroded Coffin is sent away to his Uncle’s town of Bumfuck Nowhere, Indiana to spend his summer taking care of himself.

    Which said lead guitarist certainly doesn’t need. Because Chrissy is overreacting, and Eddie doesn’t need to be treated like a Victorian child with a prescription for ocean breezes, he needs to be in LA with his band, practicing. Writing. Rehearsing.

    He’s fine.

    But his manager’s will is iron, and Eddie arrives at his uncle’s door feeling much like the homeless teen he was a mere decade ago, tail between his legs as he asks for more than he’s ever been able to give, and taking more than he can ever hope to repay.

    With Wayne taking his arrival in stride, Eddie is forced to integrate himself into this new, slower-paced reality. He harvests chicken eggs. Churns mayonnaise. Takes a stab at home repair and weeds Wayne’s garden, all while eyeing the unfairly hot beekeeper next door.

    However as the summer progresses, and Eddie falls faster and deeper than he ever imagined, this new reality forces him to grapple with what his fame has given him, and what it has taken away.

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    09 Nov 2024

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    When the dust settles on Hawkins, Steve Harrington prepares himself for a life of mediocrity, according to his dad anyway.

    Steve’s not sure where he fits in anymore since he no longer has to fight his way through interdimensional monsters. He’s floating, coasting almost, and none of his clothes feel right on his skin anymore.

    As people leave the small town Steve grew up in (and will probably die in), Hellfire Club loses a member just before embarking on an important campaign.

    With a little bit of bullying from The Party, Steve joins their ranks as their resident changeling fighter, hoping to find a way to still make himself useful as the kids grow older and Steve thinks about what he wants his future to look like – which might involve his friend turned DM; Eddie Munson.

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    05 Nov 2024

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    Three weeks to the day after they all tried to kill Vecna the first time—three weeks to the day after Eddie died, after Vecna broke Hawkins open, broke Max open—they finally kill him for good. And the craziest part of it isn't even that they win, really—it's that Eddie's there to see it.

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    11 Oct 2024

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    Steve blurts, “I want your sperm.”

    The words echo off of the bathroom tile and Eddie is as still as a statue. Nobody moves. Steve feels the mortification rising swiftly like water in a well and he wishes that he could drown in it. It doesn't let him, gathering in his chest and his cheeks and making his entire being tremble with its scope and scale.

    Eddie’s quiet for probably ten solid seconds, his face utterly blank and impassive as he processes this statement.

    Then he shrugs and starts undoing his belt.

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    26 Sep 2024

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