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Transmigrated into the Scum Villain of a Yandere Simulator game! by KooktheCalais
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon), Yandere Simulator (Video Game)
04 Mar 2026
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“In a way, yes. You are no longer alive in your world. Forgive my words, I personally wouldn’t describe your situation as a ‘simulation’, or ‘afterlife,’ though that is technically what it is called.”
"Can you just tell me where the fuck I am without all this riddle bullshit!"
“You are in an alternate reality of your favourite video game. Your objective: fix all plot holes and bugs throughout the game without suffering the same fate as the Shen Qingqiu before you.”
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22 Apr 2026
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The Shang Qinghua Effect by Yuu_chi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2020
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Shang Qinghua knows better than anybody that he doesn’t get a second look so long as Shen Yuan is around.
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16 Apr 2026
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After she accidentally trips into Adrien and apologizes about "falling for him," Marinette learns that he's no match for cheesy pick-up lines--whether they were unintended or not. And while she finds it flattering that he turns into a flustered mess with only a few words, Marinette comes to regret making him uncomfortable. That is, until she learns he's Chat Noir. At which point the phrase "just deserts" becomes a permanent fixture in her everyday plans.
A story in which Adrien is flustered, Marinette is smooth as glass at dropping lines, and Chat Noir gets the romance he was always asking for--even if he doesn't quite know how to handle it.
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- 10/10
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12 Mar 2026
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OMG this is so beautiful I fell in love with MLB again
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"I don’t know...this sounds really unusual-“
“50k dollars per month.”
"I'm sat."
Cheng Xiaoshi was surviving just fine by being a rental boyfriend-heartbreaker or heartthrob, whatever you call it.As usual, he shows up to the "date" only to find out some rich guy's parents' catfished him into meeting them for sure! They set him up so he could try coming into Lu Guang's oh-so-cold heart. He won't question how weird it is and hope to succeed even if he's not too hopeful, but who knows? Never say never, right? Mr. Lu suggests so!
With his smoking hot looks and the most charming personality he'll "bang bang straight through this hottie's heart!"
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The Best Laid Plans (Were Never Ours) by dtnvrr4
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Aug 2025
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“This is a disaster.”
“We’ve been through worse disasters.”
“No.”Chuuya’s married, miserable, and in love—all with the same man. A man who hates him.
It doesn’t matter that they lead the Mafia together. It doesn’t matter that they share a bed during ruts and heats. Under it all, Chuuya knows it’s only circumstantial expectations. Knows Dazai would never forgive him. Not after what he did three years ago.
Still, he’d do anything to keep the Port Mafia alive. To give Dazai the freedom he once dreamed of.
If only these nosy, meddling kids would stop sniffing around his freaking grave.
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15 Feb 2026
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When Chuuya agreed to dating his ex-partner on a whim—random, non serious—he’d figured that if Dazai had suggested it just because he was bored, then of course Chuuya had to play along, otherwise it would seem like he had something to hide.
He’d never thought the feelings he’d skillfully suppressed for four years would ever get in the way.
Now he’s stuck in this friends with benefits who may be fake or real dating but not really thing, and it just so happens that Chuuya gets entangled in an incident in New York, and that bastard Dazai may or may not have just flown halfway across the world to him, what the fuck is happening.
(An incident that occurs in New York, and everything that unravels along with it.)
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11 Feb 2026
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Carried by the Wind by black00cat for the_most_happy
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 Apr 2023
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No words can ever have so much meaning as the slow strokes of Chuuya’s hand on his head whenever Dazai’s mind refuses to sleep.
No “I love you” will ever match a quick and simple “I know you”.
If Chuuya didn’t love him, Dazai wouldn’t be here.
OR: a mash up of Beast AU and canonverse if you see what I did there
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05 Feb 2026
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Modern AU, where Chuuya is a PhD physics student working as a Teaching Assistant at his university while he's working on his thesis. But little does he know that his life is, in fact, a joke.
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05 Feb 2026
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picking a flower that blooms on the heart for you by burgundytshirt
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
27 Jan 2023
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The question is obvious at this point.
To die, or to ask Dazai for help?
Chuuya is so choked by this question that his breakfast is lodged in his throat, unable to be swallowed.
(Or, Chuuya would much rather die than let Dazai find out he has hanahaki disease.)
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04 Feb 2026
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Liked by Owo(samu)
Lara (GOING TO VIDCON!!) @pslara
Replying to @rizzamudazaiIf you’re already heading for vidcon can we request more Chuuya pictures Dazai please please please!!
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aly // new art pinned! @allywais
Replying to @pslara and @rizzamudazaiOOMF HE LIKED IT I THINK YOU’VE JUST SECURED US MORE CHUUYAPICS THANK YOU
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or: Soukoku streamer AU, but they're going to VidCon this time! ft. soukoku taking random pictures of each other.
Part 3 of "fame-covered love" ! Read the other parts first for a better understanding!
Series
- Part 3 of fame-covered love
- Part 2 of twin dark executives (ray's version)
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03 Feb 2026
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Light makes L a hot chocolate. Naturally, the detective is more than a little suspicious.
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03 Feb 2026
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Do Not Speak to Me of Martyrdom by Walking_Pillar_of_Salt
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
27 Apr 2017
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And that's what it all boils down to: Light runs, and L follows.
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03 Feb 2026
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When Matt is forced to take a job at a local news paper he doesn't expected to cover anything exciting. That's before the murder of prodigy Light Yagami, and before Matt's paper is aloud an interview with the murder. From the second Matt walks into the prison's meeting room he realizes there is more to Miheal Keehl, and this case, than is being let on.
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02 Feb 2026
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Where There’s Smoke by featherx
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
26 Aug 2024
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Kim Dokja stirs awake to the sunlight.
It takes him a moment to realize what’s strange: he keeps the curtains drawn, so he always wakes up to darkness. But the bed is comfortable, so he chalks this up to having forgotten to close the curtains last night and relaxes, intent on preserving the warmth for as long as possible…
Wait. The bed’s a little too comfortable. Kim Dokja opens his eyes and comes face-to-face with a stranger beside him.
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27 Jan 2026
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Auld Lang Syne by Wellthathappened (Cataclysmic_Calamity)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Jan 2020
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On December 31, 2010, Dazai woke up in a hospital bed, watching his mother curl up in her chair in the corner, choked with tears.
Now the decade is ending, and Dazai couldn't have ended further from where he started.
And all of it is thanks to Chuuya Nakahara.
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24 Jan 2026
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Chuuya walks into the interaction with no hope of escaping unscathed. Surely he’ll exit a hollow shell of a man, his ego torn to shreds by the silver tongue of the idiot who forced his way into his life like an asteroid. His sister is a cruel woman, worrying for his well-being in the worst of ways. Chuuya is not a lonely man, so if Kouyou would stop suggesting that his lack of a partner makes him as much, it’d be well appreciated.
He has friends, a lot of them at that. He has Kouyou, and Yosano—who is somewhere between friend and family, taking into consideration her long-term relationship with his sister. And then there’s Dazai, who seems to fit in neither category. It’s a gray area, making him the perfect candidate.
Kouyou insists that she and Yosano go on a double date with Chuuya and his date. Who as of now is yet to be determined.
Who as of now, Dazai will either helpfully agree to take upon the role of, or Chuuya will have no choice but to sink into the floor.
(Or: Chuuya asks Dazai to be his fake date to ease his sister’s worries. Inexplicably, things quickly elevate as all things involving Dazai and Chuuya tend to do.)
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20 Jan 2026
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It must have been fate that led Dazai to seeing him. What other force could be so generous and cruel?
The next time they meet is not fate. Not simply fate, at least. That would be too simple of a word for it.
But to be fair, Dazai is the only one who knows this isn’t their first meeting.
Or: Dazai is obsessed. He'll have Chuuya eventually; he'll make sure of it.- Language:
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15 Jan 2026
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"I'd like you guys to meet my boyfriend," Hikaru says with a sheepish grin as he steps to the side, revealing said boyfriend.
And yet again Dazai's world had stopped spinning on its axis, only this time it's not as pleasant. It's more like his world had gone up in flames- crashing and burning with no grace at all.
Because... because-
"Chuuya Nakahara," Comes Hikaru's muffled words.
Fuck
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Or, the one where a one-night stand changes everything.
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10 Jan 2026
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Step 1: Risk your spot on the basketball team by failing a class.
Step 2: Flirt with your tutor to try to fix it.
Step 3: Flunk the flirting and the quiz.
Step 4: Accidentally fall for said tutor, who looks like he hasn't smiled since dinosaurs went extinct.Cheng Xiaoshi didn't plan on catching feelings. He just wanted to pass statistics so he wouldn't get benched from the basketball team. But now, he’s plotting regression equations and calculating the trajectory of Lu Guang’s perfect shoulders— and one of them is certainly his preferred variable in this equation.
Or, Star Basketball Player: Cheng Xiaoshi’s got a kink for hot nerdy tutors.
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- 39/43
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29 Dec 2025
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Our favorite boys, Chuuya and Dazai, got Vegas hitched when they were eighteen, drunk, and very stupid. It was a mistake that should have been fixed by morning. But neither of them ever filed the annulment papers.
Now, four years later, Fyodor Dostoevsky has found their marriage certificate and decided to make it everyone's problem, starting with kidnapping Chuuya and broadcasting it to the Armed Detective Agency.
Dazai's going to need a very good explanation, and possibly a rescue plan. In that order.
(Two idiots got married and forgot about it. Fyodor didn't let them forget. Now they'll have to wade through what could have been and what might yet be.)
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25 Dec 2025