StorytellerSecrets
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in the heat death of the universe by StorytellerSecrets for queer_drunk_dwarf
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
01 Jun 2025
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You were with me.
Even though it's taking it's time, the fever is dying. The potions are working their slow and steady course.
They just weren't, at first.
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- Part 4 of mcyt
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what if we all killed each other and the world exploded by StorytellerSecrets
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Jul 2024
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“Techno,” Phil says, “There are sixteen ships worth of people here. At least half of them are government shitheads that would love to cause a scene and get us arrested.”
“You know, I really hadn’t noticed,” Techno says, and there’s something tense in the way he’s holding himself, “But now that you brought it up, maybe we should just avoid the drama. Have we considered askin’ them politely? Or going home? I feel like we should maybe just go home. I’m feeling kind of…sick.” Techno badly fakes a cough.
“Oh, that’s really bad,” Ranboo says, not bothering to look the least bit concerned, “Phil, I think he’s going to die and the only cure is leaving.”
“The only cure is leaving this council meeting right this instant,” Techno says dramatically “Oh, god, I think it’s infectious. Phil, look at Ranboo. He’s so pale half of his face is white.”
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Or: Phil learns that humans were...scary space dogs?
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- Part 1 of mcyt
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carry a torch by StorytellerSecrets for jijal
Fandoms: Andor (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Jun 2024
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Things never stop hurting, and they never stop being hard. It's—easier, maybe, when they struggle in tandem. They can hold each other up.
“Cass,” comes Nemik’s voice eventually, slowly drifting down the hall. Then, a little louder, “Cassian.”
Relief is the hitch in Nemik’s voice when Cassian goes over. Relief for Cassian, mostly. It’s not a victory for Nemik today. There is no quiet celebration.
For many things, there may never be.
But Nemik tries, and he lives. They both live.
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on the wings of strong winds by StorytellerSecrets for juliana677
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 May 2024
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It's probably a bit fucked up to admit, but Phil's marrying the Emperor because he's funny.
They'd send some experienced politician to marry the man in a more sensible world. But, yeah, Phil is kind of jeopardizing his entire nation’s stability because he doesn't want to marry a complete and total stranger. Oops?
Yeah, oops. Mostly “fuck em” but a little bit oops. When everything goes to shit because of him he'll probably feel a little bit sorry.
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Or: How To Marry Your Enemy War Buddy Years After The War: The Guide
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- Part 2 of mcyt
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in the ash where the cedar trees grow by StorytellerSecrets
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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They die. And then?
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Charlie talks like he hasn’t heard him. “I’ve been doing well, I think. You left me plenty of instructions. ‘Rule #1: Don’t goop in the machines. Rule #2: Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide.’ That’s a lot of hiding, Quackity from Las Nevadas. What are we hiding from?”
We’re not hiding, Quackity wants to say, but while he’s a liar and a cheat and an idiot he isn’t usually dumb enough to call out the rabid wolf in the room. They’re hiding. He doesn’t know what they’re hiding from. The memories have settled somewhere vacant and out of reach, but he knows they’re hiding.
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(Or: DSMP finale catharsis)
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Recent series
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Quackity-Centric Late Whumptober Fics Posted On January 8th Of Any Given Year by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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If I had a nickel for every time I posted a late Whumptober Quackity-centric fic on January 8th I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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- 6,465
- Works:
- 2
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screaming. crying. shaking. trying desperately to get these to more than two chapters by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Mar 2023
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changing the series title as applicable.
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100 Words 5 Minutes by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom Original Work, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Feb 2021
- Words:
- 5,093
- Works:
- 2
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- 4,240
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Chat Fics That Literally No One Asked For by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom D.Gray-man, Haikyuu!!, Strange the Dreamer Series - Laini Taylor, Voltron: Legendary Defender, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Oct 2020
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i regret nothing
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- 32,188
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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some chords in an order that is new by copious_shananakins
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: Ahsoka - E. K. Johnston, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
07 May 2026
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Falling. That rushing, stomach-lurching scramble for solid ground that just wasn’t there. It awakened terror in even those trained in the mysteries of the Force as Ahsoka Tano had been trained, up until a year and a half ago.
A backbreaking impact, slamming her conscious self back into her body as though from a great height. Head trauma, the voice of long experience whispered. A sub-concussive blow. But even without using the Force to confirm it, Ahsoka had been hit on the head enough times in the last four years to know that wasn’t the whole story.
One minute Ahsoka is on the ship loaned to her by the Fardi clan while she plans out her next move for Raada, and the next she's waking up in her seventeen-year-old body on the bridge of the Jedi cruiser Tribunal. She's not entirely convinced this is real, but with less than three days left before Order 66, pondering the massive implications of time travel doesn't really work with her schedule. So she'll push down her trauma (very healthy), scrape up some allies (while avoiding a couple more), and seize this chance with both hands. If the Force is with her, she might even manage to save the galaxy while she's at it.
Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
17 May 2026
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Dream a Little Dream of Me by Umbreonix
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
22 May 2026
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Jazz is the sole voice of objection when the Autobots implement a new program: recharge berths that hook up to a central network for nightly medical datalogging.
They proceed with the project anyway and, totally-well-adjusted-and-not-at-all-sociopathic mech that he is, Jazz makes it his sworn duty to ensure that each and every member of high command lives to regret it.
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- English
- Words:
- 58,014
- Chapters:
- 25/?
- Comments:
- 2,903
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- 1,947
- Bookmarks:
- 417
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- 47,257
Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
21 Apr 2026
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To Fight Aliens, We Domesticated Other Aliens by Anonymous
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Pacific Rim (Movies)
16 May 2026
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“Nice shot, man!” Jazz yells, Bebop’s speakers carrying his voice.
The mech blinks at him and scowls. Which, wow, okay, it has a face. Mouth, eyes, a nose—the works. Well, one of the eyes isn’t lit up, but still. It can blink! Jazz couldn’t even get the clearance to have Bebop’s visor display emojis, and not for the lack of trying. Meanwhile, this guy gets a whole, expressive face and—holy shit, are those teeth?
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Inspired by the wonderful AU keferon's cooked up. Go check them out on tumblr.
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- Part 1 of Domesticating Aliens
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 86,927
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,411
- Kudos:
- 2,355
- Bookmarks:
- 691
- Hits:
- 50,014
Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
12 Apr 2026
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Suckerpunched into New Realities by LongBoi
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers (Bay Movies)
20 Apr 2026
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Despite Sam giving his all in helping the Autobots, he dies in the battle of Egypt, and is repaid by the Primes ripping him away from his life on Earth. Instead, they send him to Cybertron just before the war breaks out with the request that he stop the war before it's too late. What is he supposed to do about that, you ask? Great Question, because he has no clue either.
You know the drill. Sam is converted into a sparkling and sent to Cybertron. He proceeds to make everyone's lives as hard as possible on purpose.
I do not consent to my work being fed into AI in any way.
Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
11 Apr 2026
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"To prevent bias, we're making our next Prime a newborn." by Silvr_Skreen
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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You have to make a decision. War is closing in, and if there is no noble leader to fight for justice then your species will die, but nobody is worthy. Everyone is biased. Everyone wants only what will help their own ends. Except perhaps, the most unlikely of candidates.
Series
- Part 1 of Not TF:F Related
- Part 1 of The Omelas Dilemma
Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
11 Apr 2026