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After a serious and devastating attack, the Uchiha are in desperate need of a sealmaster. Unfortunately for them, the best candidate happens to be from the Senju clan. Fortunately for them, he doesn't seem all that inclined to act like an enemy.
Which is lucky because, as it turns out, there are plenty of other adversaries making moves in Fire Country - both the clans will need to make new friends to survive.
Madara would have been content if his new husband tolerated him and helped his clan stay safe. He doesn't quite know what to do with the fact that his husband doesn't stop there.
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27 Oct 2025
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She starts wearing the binder because chest compression is helpful considering Sasuke shoved an arm through her tit during the war. When she pulls back her hair and a stranger calls her 'young man', it spirals from there.
Or, the one where the boys of Team Seven try to teach Sakura how to be a dude, Shikamaru has a sexuality crisis because his crush is hot in every gender, Ino is a wardrobe consultant to the stars, and Sakura figures out how comfortable he can be in her own skin.
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01 Oct 2025
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“That was entirely uncalled for! There is no reason for anyone to have to know I wear reinforced compression briefs, and besides, it is simply for protection while fighting! It has nothing at all to do with decency—” Lee cut off his tirade, stalling his waving arms mid-air, his face flaring a red even brighter than Gaara’s hair.
It would be really nice if Gaara had thought to wear reinforced compression briefs himself, because the mental image that had completely mugged his entire thought process was putting him in serious danger of being completely indecent in the middle of a foreign village.
Or, the one where beating the shit out of your best friend is definitely considered high romance.
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- Part 1 of The First Rule of Fight Club is...
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08 Sep 2025
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“Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.
Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.
Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.
***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***
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03 Sep 2025
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road not travelled (your memory will carry on) by driedupwishes
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
13 Apr 2025
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Sasuke is eight - Itachi is thirteen. He goes to pick his brother up from the Academy and finds him tussling and shouting at a little boy who hollers back like the concept of volume control applies to everyone else but him. The boy has scars like whiskers on either side of his nose, stretching across cheeks rounded with baby fat.
Itachi looks at the boy and sees the ghost of a woman his mother had treasured, hears an echo of the woman he had looked up to at the age of five. He hurts, the same hurt he's felt for eight years now, and makes a decision.
He picks both boys up and takes them home. This, unbeknownst to him, changes everything.
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02 Sep 2025
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musings (whilst on walkies) by FaultyParagon
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
12 Jul 2021
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Pess adores Miles Edgeworth. Miles Edgeworth adores Phoenix Wright.
Pess always tells Miles Edgeworth about his love. Strangely enough, Miles Edgeworth never tells Phoenix Wright about his own love.
It's okay. Pess can share it!
-aka Pess is a great wingpuppy. Written for NaruMitsu/Wrightworth Week 2021.
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15 Jul 2025
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“It’s fine, Jason,” Dick says. “Chill out. I’m a grown adult, it’s not like Slade’s bothering a teenager anymore. It’s enrichment for me. I get a little shot of adrenaline and a bug treasure hunt. Sometimes he even makes me coffee.”
“And you drink it?”
“Well, yeah. It’s my fucking coffee, I’m not going to waste it.”
“I’m going to kill him,” Jason decides aloud. “Next time I see that man, I’m gonna kill him.”
“No, Jason, do not,” Dick says in the same tone Jason uses to tell his dog not to chew on his boots.
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- Part 1 of priusverse
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10 Jun 2025
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The Odyssey by HotCocoaaa
Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
12 Jan 2024
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02 May 2025
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a free bird leaps on the back of the wind by itsthechocopuff
Fandom: Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
11 Oct 2025
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23 Jan 2025
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What does John see when he looks at Cas?
Cas doesn’t look like a monster.
But neither does Dean.
John stands, slow. He holds out a hand. Calloused like Dean’s hands are calloused. Scarred the same way that Dean’s hands are scarred. There’s the smell of him in the air too. Earthy and dark, slightly sour around the edges. The room feels suddenly choked with it. Claustrophobic.
Cas probably smells like the fabric softener they buy in bulk at Costco, but so does Dean so he can’t tell.
John says, toneless, “I hear you’ve been driving my car.”
. . .
The closer you are to what you want—
Dean's twenty-nine year old mother, his undefined relationship with Cas and their small family. Some kind of impossible reconciliation with John Winchester. Michael, out of his head, without destroying the world. His father's approval. To see the Grand Canyon.
—The more vulnerable you are.
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Bookmarked by castielafflicted (SystemMalfunction)
04 Jan 2025
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“Naruto is a person with a name,” Iruka snapped, already way past the limit of his patience for the day. Funny, how he could spend all day with small children, but a single council meeting wore him down to the bone. “Use it.”
“Hmm.”
For a long second, Iruka thought that he was about to die. And then Hatake’s eye curled in a friendly crinkle, an approximation of a smile.
“You’ll do,” Hatake said.*** 5 times Kakashi & Iruka tried to be a normal family for Naruto + 1 time they were a full on ninja family ***
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27 Sep 2024
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A 26-year-old Dean is transported to 2021 and confronted with the unfathomable - a future where he is happy, safe, and loved.
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“Aren’t you gunna say it?” he asks tentatively, as if he’s crazy for picking up on the obvious.
“Yeah, you’re me. Past me, anyway,” the other Dean replies. “I wanna know from when.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Time travel,” the older Dean states as if it’s so obvious and ordinary. “It happens.”
“To who? Marty McFly?”
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17 Sep 2024
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The first time she meets him, he's nothing more than an almost-missed appointment.
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Dean is silent for a long, tense moment, then he gruffly says, "It's not for banishing the angels. It's to summon them. So, it doesn't—it's not to get rid of 'em, but to draw 'em in."
Mitzi can't help but glance up at him at that. His voice is so heavy with so much unexplained pain, and she doesn't understand why, or what angels have to do with it. She knows religion can impact people. She's very aware that it can get complicated, and that it can be a huge source of pain for someone, but Dean sounds grievously wronged, somehow, as if it's a truly personal thing.
She pushes through, focusing back on her job, clearing her throat before murmuring, "Well, I guess we all want angels to visit us sometimes."
"Just the one," Dean mumbles.
"Your guardian angel?" Mitzi asks.
Dean breathes out, "Something like that. As close to one as an angel will ever get."
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- Part 1 of Decorations and Dedication
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14 Sep 2024
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can’t tell if it’s a threat (that’s when i like you best) by deancaskiss
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
09 Aug 2024
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“What’re you laughing at, prick?” Logan hissed, claws slicing through the air and slashing into Wade’s calf muscle.
The pain coiled in Wade’s gut, warping into pleasure as Logan’s claws sunk in further against his flesh. “You,” he hissed out, the sound morphing into a laugh again as he slowly dragged his gaze up and down Logan’s body. “You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.”
“Oh do I?” Logan smirked, lip curling up as he stared Wade down.
Licking his lips underneath the mask, Wade let out a low groan. “Enough with the foreplay, Wolvie. If you want it, come and fucking get it.”Bookmarked by castielafflicted (SystemMalfunction)
13 Aug 2024
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it dawns darling on the daffodil pastures by fleeceframe
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
08 Jan 2024
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“You’re not usually one to shy away from fornication.”
Dean’s not usually one to get greedy. Usually he just pushes it all down, the little things. He’s just not there yet. Things like getting slapped during sex and wearing women’s underwear and putting on fun costumes are just part of Dean’s mystical little fantasy world that don’t need to be brought to the light of day.
And the precarious answer to Cas’s implied question is, “This is about more than just sex. Even though the sex is a bonus.”
“It’s about… you…” Cas says it slowly, like he’s trying to let Dean fill in the blanks.
“Liking it when you take care of me.”
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- Part 4 of you see me in the lovely garden tending
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09 Jan 2024
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In an alarming turn of events, Dean finds himself with a dead Crowley on his hands and some disturbing new appendages. There's no frigging way he's getting Sam involved in this clusterfuck, so he reaches out to Cas. Except when Cas accidentally touches Dean's demon tail, all manner of decency flies right the fuck out the window.
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- Part 17 of Destiel Ficlets
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Technically, Pamela had introduced them. It was a bit of a twisting of the facts to look at it that way, but it was how Cas always told the story. Explaining what had actually happened usually led to a list of questions he preferred not to answer, that list growing longer depending on who was doing the asking, and it was just easier to say that Pam had been the catalyst. Generally, he left it at that. Dean, on the other hand, thought the real story was much more interesting.
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Dean can't bring himself to say the words, but he knows what he'd mean if he did. The things he does are more important anyway.
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27 Nov 2023
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I'm Sorry, But I'm Beginning to Hate Your Face by Dangerousnotbroken
Fandoms: Supernatural
19 Jan 2017
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Dean signed up to be Castiel's roommate, and, apparently, his personal chef. He didn't sign on for sexual tension so intense it might make him spontaneously combust, and he certainly didn't sign up to listen to the sounds of Castiel's sexual exploits through the paper-thin walls of the place.
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Bookmarked by castielafflicted (SystemMalfunction)
21 Nov 2023
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There's this old wives' tale that says when a person meets their soulmate, they start craving the foods that person is craving. Castiel thinks it's dumb, that meeting someone he's apparently destined to be with couldn't make him want food he wouldn't normally care about, but that doesn't stop him from craving pie all the time.
Bookmarked by SystemMalfunction
21 Nov 2023