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A Knock at the Door by That_Is_Americas_Ass
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Jul 2025
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After two lifetimes, Bilbo thought all he could ask for had been granted when Yavanna herself seemed to have given him a second chance at life. Who would have ever guessed that his entire life could change once again by a simple knock on the door.
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Join Rogue and the other X-Men as they journey through the challenges of growing up, facing the past, fighting new foes and hopefully coming out on top with minimal damage inflicted!
Follow the X-Men Evolution series from beginning to end, with new faces, different backstories, a truckload of angsty feels that would have most seeking out professional help, and let's not forget the sarcastic wit and humor that is sure to follow. With Professor Xavier leading their way, the young X-Men learn to use their powers, fight for mutant rights, and even perhaps make some new friends. Featuring; a slightly older, more badass Rogue, a much better Magneto than the show gave us, and a far worse Mystique because we gotta have a villain! Oh, and don't forget about the abundance of trauma!
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- Part 1 of Evolutionary Changes
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Do you believe in the afterlife? In that dark abyss beyond the veil? Do you believe what you're seeing is real, or is it simply a figment of your imagination? There are things that go bump in the night, as the teenagers of Hawkins know all too well. However, the terrors of Upside Down aren't the only monsters lurking in about in the world, and for Maxine Mayfield, those monsters appear all too human.
Struggling for answers while having her world turned upside down, Max's life takes a drastic spiral not only after the Independence Day fire but also after she unwillingly admits to the world that her brother isn't completely gone. At least, that's what she believes.
Or does she?
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- Part 2 of Something's Wrong With Max
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Bullies, Bandages and Big Brothers by That_Is_Americas_Ass
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Aug 2023
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Throughout her life, Max had had to deal with bullies occasionally targeting her for a multitude of reasons, but she never expected to have to put up with them in Hawkins. Troy and Cade were two of the school's stereotypical bullies, always bringing others down to make themselves look good, and even after so many months of living in Hawkins, Max was still deemed the "new girl". It wasn't really a big deal. She could handle a couple of asshole kids her age. She didn't need help, especially not her brother's considering he had been doing so much better lately and he would just overreact anyway.
However, when Troy's taunting goes a step too far one night, Max begins to wish she'd told Billy...
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- Part 15 of Stranger Drabbles
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Charles doesn't have to be a telepath to see the struggles of those around him. He doesn't have to be psychic to see past the secrets and the whispers roaming the mansion. If one simply knew what to look for, the clandestine deeds taking place in the shadows of Xavier’s institute became quite clear.
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This will end up being a short series of random drabbles that I can't get out of my head. Main focus will be Billy, Max and Steve, my all time favorites. Most will be non-compliant to S3 of Stranger Things. Each one-shot is a single chapter, no multi-chapters or crossovers.
I hope to post a new one at least once or twice a week until the series is complete!
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“Wait, wait, wait,” Vox said, holding his hands up. His screen had suddenly become brighter, that manic energy leaking back into his tone as he continued, “You’re saying we can save Hell…by having sex?”
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Right as Vox's malfunctioning weapon is about to explode and kill them all, he and Alastor accidentally make a deal that will save everyone...by fucking.
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15 May 2026
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A sharp burst of static escaped Alastor; he had meant it as a warning, but the radio hiss slid unexpectedly into a sultry saxophone riff.
Both froze.
Vox blinked, signal stuttering. “…the hell was that?”
“Ignore that.” Heat rose to his face as he tried to tug free, but Vox’s fingers only tightened, and Alastor felt the pulse in his own wrist jump against that unyielding grip.
A slow, delirious grin spread across his rival’s monitor. “…oh. My. God. You’re not sick. You’re horny.”or: Alastor gets food poisoning from eating a Lust imp; Vox helps him out
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15 May 2026
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Homeward Bound by ISeeFire
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Apr 2018
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08 May 2026
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through the darkness, rise by starsailorwrites
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Oct 2020
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During the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo dies. On the other side, he's met by the Essence of the Universe - and they are not pleased with this turn of events. Deciding to send Bilbo back, they give him two advantages: knowledge, and strength.
Bilbo is born as a dragon of the First Age with all the memories of the hobbit Bilbo Baggins. First, he has to survive several thousand years as a dragon... and then, when he's finally a hobbit again, he has to deal with keeping his identity secret while traveling with the Company of thirteen dwarves. With guilt eating him up and worry of the future gnawing at his bones, Bilbo sets off for the March of Erebor. He can only hope he won't fall for a certain dwarven king on his way there... again.
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- Part 1 of TDR 'verse
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04 May 2026
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The Trouble with Soulmate Marks by Indygodusk
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
01 May 2016
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Some people are born with a soulmate mark. Others secretly petition the gods. The gods rarely answer, but when they do, there are consequences. For most races, soulmates are coveted. For Hobbits, soulmates are too passionate, too possessive, and have too many children and not enough prize-winning produce. Female Billa Baggins may be tempted by Thorin Oakenshield, but she knows better.
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24 Apr 2026