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A Knock at the Door by That_Is_Americas_Ass
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Jul 2025
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After two lifetimes, Bilbo thought all he could ask for had been granted when Yavanna herself seemed to have given him a second chance at life. Who would have ever guessed that his entire life could change once again by a simple knock on the door.
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Join Rogue and the other X-Men as they journey through the challenges of growing up, facing the past, fighting new foes and hopefully coming out on top with minimal damage inflicted!
Follow the X-Men Evolution series from beginning to end, with new faces, different backstories, a truckload of angsty feels that would have most seeking out professional help, and let's not forget the sarcastic wit and humor that is sure to follow. With Professor Xavier leading their way, the young X-Men learn to use their powers, fight for mutant rights, and even perhaps make some new friends. Featuring; a slightly older, more badass Rogue, a much better Magneto than the show gave us, and a far worse Mystique because we gotta have a villain! Oh, and don't forget about the abundance of trauma!
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- Part 1 of Evolutionary Changes
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Do you believe in the afterlife? In that dark abyss beyond the veil? Do you believe what you're seeing is real, or is it simply a figment of your imagination? There are things that go bump in the night, as the teenagers of Hawkins know all too well. However, the terrors of Upside Down aren't the only monsters lurking in about in the world, and for Maxine Mayfield, those monsters appear all too human.
Struggling for answers while having her world turned upside down, Max's life takes a drastic spiral not only after the Independence Day fire but also after she unwillingly admits to the world that her brother isn't completely gone. At least, that's what she believes.
Or does she?
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- Part 2 of Something's Wrong With Max
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Bullies, Bandages and Big Brothers by That_Is_Americas_Ass
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Aug 2023
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Throughout her life, Max had had to deal with bullies occasionally targeting her for a multitude of reasons, but she never expected to have to put up with them in Hawkins. Troy and Cade were two of the school's stereotypical bullies, always bringing others down to make themselves look good, and even after so many months of living in Hawkins, Max was still deemed the "new girl". It wasn't really a big deal. She could handle a couple of asshole kids her age. She didn't need help, especially not her brother's considering he had been doing so much better lately and he would just overreact anyway.
However, when Troy's taunting goes a step too far one night, Max begins to wish she'd told Billy...
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- Part 15 of Stranger Drabbles
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Charles doesn't have to be a telepath to see the struggles of those around him. He doesn't have to be psychic to see past the secrets and the whispers roaming the mansion. If one simply knew what to look for, the clandestine deeds taking place in the shadows of Xavier’s institute became quite clear.
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This will end up being a short series of random drabbles that I can't get out of my head. Main focus will be Billy, Max and Steve, my all time favorites. Most will be non-compliant to S3 of Stranger Things. Each one-shot is a single chapter, no multi-chapters or crossovers.
I hope to post a new one at least once or twice a week until the series is complete!
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Vox truly is terrible at being a nemesis. First someone kidnaps them both to use Alastor as leverage against Vox. What kind of rival would give up everything to save their opponent from being tortured? Then Vox teams up with him to rescue Alastor from his deal with Lilith. If Vox didn’t stop with this nonsense soon, Alastor might think Vox actually cared for him. What a silly notion.
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29 Mar 2026
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electric desires/have unravelled all my wires by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Jan 2026
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Vox makes the mistake of getting into a game of ‘truth or dare’ with Alastor, who is possibly the worst demon in all of Hell to bet against. Luckily for him, Alastor is in a generous mood.
title is from ‘Cabinet Man’ by Lemon Demon!
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- Part 6 of [redacted]’s hazbin fic collection
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25 Mar 2026
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Vox was mid-thrust when Alastor contacted him directly for the first time in seven years.
“I know you’re watching, Vox,” Alastor broadcasted his voice through every speaker in Vox’s massive board room/bedroom. Valentino ignored the voice and groaned, “Harder,” rivaling Angel Dust in his over-the-top salaciousness. Vox stopped rutting and stared at the speaker in the top corner disbelievingly. Then he was gone with a crack, a flash of lightning through the wires in VoxTek headquarters, and diving at the speed of light to the approximate location of the red-headed Radio Demon.
Vox and Alastor reunite after decades to kill each other, but against their wills and better judgment, recreate the same dynamic they had when things got too close, too incendiary, and blew up in their faces. Will they be able to reconcile and fight their demons? Or at least fuck them?
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- Part 2 of RadioStatic Hurt/Comfort
Bookmarked by That_Is_Americas_Ass
25 Mar 2026
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Vox in Hazbin Hotel by Salemkitty, TheAdorableShipper for mikefrankscigarettes
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Jun 2025
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Vox was frustrated. Extremely sexually frustrated.
Oh, who was he kidding. His feelings for Alastor ran much deeper than
simply having the hots for him. But after ignoring it for so long and losing
their friendship it had simply become too much.And what better idea to fix your fucked up rivalry than by joining the Hazbin Hotel!?
What could go wrong?
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Bookmarked by That_Is_Americas_Ass
25 Mar 2026
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Alastor had the voice of an angel. That's what everyone said before they saw him. It was easy, on the radio, to sing and talk his heart out without the look. The look that people gave him. Usually, it was the white folk. In the booth, they'd look at him with disdain and resentment. How tormenting it must be, to their feeble minds, to be doing work to support a mixed-Creole man with brown skin. Other times, it was other black folk. His skin was too dark to be welcomed by the white man, and too light to be accepted by his own community.
So he found his comfort behind a microphone. Where no one could see him, and everyone would listen.
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Or: An AU where the characters of Hazbin Hotel lived in 1930s New Orleans. Alastor is a singer/entertainer busting his ass off to make himself known. He comes to meet a young, lively man that goes by Vox. An entertainer, too, at least he says he is. Vox has many, many ideas that involved Alastor. Many that Alastor does not take kindly too, or, at least he says he doesn't.----
Author's note: Many, many 1930s music will be mentioned in this fic :) it will be a semi-slow burn. I'm obsessed with S2E4, can you tell?- Language:
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Bookmarked by That_Is_Americas_Ass
24 Mar 2026