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“I mean, you— you say I’m perfect. That it’s, that everything we do together is… is perfect.”
“Yes, perfect,” Ilya says adamantly.
“Okay. But. I mean. I like feedback, you know. If there are things you haven’t said because you don’t want to hurt my feelings, you could say. If there’s any judgement of my technique, like, that you’ve been doing silently in your head.”
“I never judge you silently,” Ilya says. He pulls back a bit, twisting his neck so he can look Shane in the eye, frowning. “I judge you loudly. Is no fun if I don’t see your reaction.”
“Ha, ha.”
“Shane,” Ilya says. “Is this real worry you are having? I must know. You think I have… criticism of you, of sex with you? You think it is not perfect for me?”
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Shane and Ilya navigate their sexual relationship, now that they're finally a couple.
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07 May 2026
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There’s an unusual new shopworker on Whickber Street. One who just so happens to be tall, and handsome, and dressed entirely in black. But where does he work? And what does he do, exactly? A certain bookseller with a penchant for vintage clothing would be very interested to find out.
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04 May 2026
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The Legend of the White Knight: A Wild West Minisode by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 May 2026
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The White Knight, as legend had it, was a clever and formidable vigilante with a fast horse and an even faster pistol. He went from town to town rooting out injustice and cleaning up crime, and he’d recently been spotted—to the relief of the townspeople here, and to the enragement of the three men in front of the bar—on the road to this one.
Of course, Aziraphale knew none of this at the moment. The legend had been invented one week prior by Crowley himself.
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01 May 2026
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Of Transformation And Liberation (OTAL) - Chapter 1 - Exile by RubyGold
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Apr 2026
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The Ineffable Divorce destroyed us all. Now what?
“Of Transformation And Liberation” (OTAL) picks up right after Season 2’s soul-crushing finale: a newly inaugurated Supreme Archangel trying to dismantle the Second Coming from the inside, and a demon having the world’s worst breakup and an identity crisis at the same time.
Aziraphale uncovers Heaven’s darkest secret while Crowley has to challenge everything he thought he knew about choice, redemption, and whether escape is even possible. Allies appear in unexpected places, armed with uncomfortable truths and evidence that Heaven’s lies run deeper than either of them imagined.
Can the system be changed from within, or does it need to burn? Can you choose freedom when you’ve been told your entire existence that choice was never yours? And can an angel and a demon find their way back to each other when the universe itself is supposed to end?
Some endings are just beginnings wearing the wrong face.
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30 Apr 2026
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A Piece Of Heaven by victims-of-love (toshifee)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 May 2025
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Down in a dim room, two demons were clinging to each other. Where there was no hellfire, hell was frozen. Unlike human souls, the demons’ punishment wasn't to burn in Hell. They were condemned to feel the cold absence of all things good. There was no place for them to warm themselves—not even hellfire—no holy light and, most of all, no love. God decided to take all that away from them for playing against Her rules. Yet here they were, arms desperately wrapped around each other, giving and receiving the warmth they craved. They found each other because they shared the same pain of having left something, someone, behind. They had lost their piece of heaven.
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29 Apr 2026
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The Reward by itsfrickinbatss
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Apr 2026
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Hell congratulates Crowley for his continued evil deeds with a special gift of their own: a human woman. Refusal is not an option.
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24 Apr 2026
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Maid of Honour by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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Dick magnet and astrophysicist Anthony J. Crowley has his life all figured out: success in his field, an endless supply of meaningless one-night-stands to fulfill his sexual needs, and Aziraphale Fell – his best friend of twenty-years, only failed-hook-up-in-his-record and favourite person on every known planet – for everything else.
Sure, he’s got his Dark Days like everyone else, and he can’t say “I love you” to anyone that isn’t an animal, and sometimes he feels like there could be more to life than constantly skimming the surface of things, but all in all he’s happy with what he has.
That is until Aziraphale comes back from Scotland and announces out of the blue that he’s engaged to be married and asks Crowley to be his best man slash maid of honour.Among traitorous kilts, feral godmothers, angelic baby goats, and unnervingly perfect fiancés, the very real prospect of Aziraphale’s happiness not including him forces Crowley to reckon with some pretty hard truths he’s been ignoring all his life.
Will he go along with the wedding and carry out his duties as MOH? Or is he brave enough to go after Aziraphale and show him that their happiness is one and the same? And what if it’s too little too late?- Language:
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20 Apr 2026
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Exhibit A: Us by fruitomens
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Mar 2026
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Months ago, Crowley and Aziraphale met by chance at a charity gala, where an unexpected spark ignited between them. They engaged in spirited arguments, shared laughter over drinks, and ultimately found themselves spending one unforgettable night together, filled with both passion and vulnerability. However, as dawn approached, Aziraphale vanished before sunrise, leaving Crowley with a mix of fond memories and unanswered questions.
Now, fate has intertwined their paths once more as Aziraphale takes on the role of the museum’s new acquisitions curator, excited to shape the future of art within its walls. Meanwhile, Crowley has been hired as the restoration expert to preserve a rare 15th-century painting, a task that brings him face-to-face with his former flame.
Neither expected to see the other again in such a professional capacity, and both are grappling with the lingering feelings from that fateful night. As they navigate their new roles as colleagues, the unresolved tension and unspoken emotions from the past resurface, reminding them that neither has truly forgotten what they once shared.
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- Part 6 of Good Omens: Light
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07 Apr 2026
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Crowley has been a little unbearable about the launch for three days.
(Aziraphale has read every single message about payload capacity, thank you very much.)
So when the countdown finally begins, there is wine, a carefully arranged living room, and Crowley trying very hard not to care quite so much as he does.
Aziraphale, of course, understands exactly how much it matters.
He just doesn’t expect to start counting down out loud—or to find himself holding Crowley’s hand when the rocket lifts off.Bookmarked by TheCortex
03 Apr 2026
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My Favorite Ghost by cassieoh_draws (cassieoh), DiminishingReturns
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 May 2022
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Decades after the world didn’t end, Heaven and Hell got their war — and nearly destroyed everything in the process.
When Aziraphale finally manages to reacquire a corporation and return to Earth, he discovers he was gone longer than he thought and the planet has become unrecognizable. As he searches for Crowley and tries to figure out how he fits in a world that Heaven, Hell, and God have all wiped their hands of, nature works around him to reclaim the bones of an old civilization as the scraps of humanity build a new one.
A lush and optimistic post-apocalypse story, told from the POV of an immortal who can't let go of the past.
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01 Apr 2026
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please turn me on (i'm mr. coffee with an automatic drip) by quitequaintrelle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
29 Mar 2026
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“Shhh, shhh, listen. Listen. Alright… Listen,” Crowley hears himself babble, his mouth taking over while his mind short circuits in panic.
Shushing is hardly necessary. Aziraphale is staring up at Crowley with his mouth hanging open, no sound coming out. He's unfairly gorgeous in the golden lamplight, cocooned by ridiculous tartan sheets and far too many throw pillows. All glowing and pink in the face from their earlier exertions leading up to that sad, deflated balloon of a conclusion.
After an agonising beat, Aziraphale snaps his jaw shut and offers Crowley an impossibly gentle smile. “I'm all ears, my dear,” he murmurs. There’s that blasted gentleness again.
It's all somehow worse than if he were upset.
Aziraphale and Crowley's first time in bed together goes about as smoothly as the rest of their relationship.
(They get there eventually.)
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31 Mar 2026
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Avē Imperātor by MeinirRhos for Hellilou
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Apr 2026
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A renowned gladiator known as the Serpent, Crowley finds himself in the service of Aziraphale, emperor of all Rome. Having been ripped from the ludus where he served as doctore, he is not pleased at this turn of events. But the emperor is not what Crowley expected, and in turn, Crowley is not what he seems. How will this oddly matched pair navigate the strange waters of their newfound life together?
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- Part 1 of Avē Imperātor
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24 Feb 2026
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Pounded In The Butt By My OnlyFans Porn Star Flatmate by beardo for HazelSage
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Nov 2025
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Making ends meet is hard for anyone in this economy, and Aziraphale doesn’t judge his (objectively attractive) flatmates for doing so on OnlyFans. Not even when they… do… so… in the room right next to his.
But now Eric is moving away, leaving Crowley with no-one to film with. Whatever are they to do?
In which Aziraphale lets slip too much, Eric has some bright ideas, and Crowley offers to seduce his best mate on camera, as you do.
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04 Feb 2026
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Begin Again by FuzzyGoblin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Jan 2026
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If not me, then who?
- Language:
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01 Feb 2026
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is this the real thing/is this just fantasy? by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2025
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During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.
Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.
Part 3 of my Pride series!
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Pride Collection 🌈
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31 Jan 2026
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Crowley didn’t usually give much thought to his body. It was a glorified meat vessel at the end of the day, something to schlep his big head and demon-y essence from place to place. Whatever external stimuli his corporation happened to be subjected to was none of his business or bother.
When Aziraphale touched him, he was bothered.
[Crowley and Aziraphale discover that keeping their clothes on might just be better than taking them off.]
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28 Jan 2026
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Penance and Possession by Pogerog
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jan 2026
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"Aziraphale sat bowed on the stone floor, his grace a dying ember, his divinity a distant memory. The war had been lost. Heaven had fallen. And he, an Angel of the Lord, was now a prisoner."
What if Aziraphale and Crowley never spoke again after the wall of Eden?
What if Hell won the war?Bookmarked by TheCortex
19 Jan 2026
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Aziraphale’s gone off to Heaven, having left behind his bookshop, his demon, and, for some inexplicable reason, his halo.
A halo which elicits an immediate and undeniable physical reaction the moment Crowley touches it. So, really, what’s an angry, heartbroken, self-destructive demon to do but give in to temptation?
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18 Jan 2026
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Can I Get A Name For That? by GroovyNightStrawberry for Tansyogg
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jan 2026
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Crowley doesn't remember customers' names, not even the regulars.
Except one.
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16 Jan 2026
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Teach Me by GaHellHimself, NooRose93
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Jan 2026
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A fic based on GaHell's excellent "Teach Me" comic, which you can read on his Tumblr:
https://www.tumblr.com/gahellhimself-blog
A huge thanks to GaHell for allowing me to fic his amazing work and for creating this world and inspiring this fic in the first place. Please support him on his socials!
And an equally huge thanks to my betas, 77ckk, demonsandpieohmy, crystalsilhouette, Kotias and Nosferatini.
And a last minute panic thank you to theRavenMuse for helping me add the images.
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- Part 1 of Flash Bastards AU
- Language:
- English
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- 14,083
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- 5/?
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09 Jan 2026
