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  1. Summary

    What happens;

    When a Dark Elf who burned down Bits and Pieces,
    When a Khajiit discovers the truth,
    When an uneducated orphan leaves to find his own path,
    When an Orc who was exiled by his clan,
    When a Dwemmer breathes again,
    When a Vampire Lord turns her back on her lineage,
    When the original Shadow Scale seeks vengeance,
    When the last Shadow Scale finds a new purpose,
    When a Hagraven alchemist befriends an unlikely ally,
    When a Werewolf breaks berriers,
    When one of the Emporer's grandsons out works his family,
    When a Jester kills,
    When a False God rises again,
    When the Dragonborn sings,
    When a half Spiggan mage gives away her taproot,
    When a schoolar finds a new subject,
    When a Falmer preaches, and
    When a sole survivor tries to find home
    all meet and try their hand to change Tamriel as the world knows it.

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    You're a Police K-9 unit for the Detroit Police Department, and with your trusty German Shepherd companion, Karma. What could go wrong?

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    The first time Ghost had seen them, it was amongst the rubble of the city. The body was no more than another corpse to add to the ever growing pile, half crushed out on the pavement, a testament to just how badly he fucked up this time. Ghost had seen his fair share of death, being the one to deal the killing blow to others himself, it was part of the job description. Nothing was off limits when it came to war. Children, women, the disabled, the elderly, everyone was a target if it meant a win for the opposing side. Which was why the corpse hadn't been all that special at first, right side crushed by a fallen chunk of what looked like the remnants of a nearby building, bright yellow jumper stained a horrible off-colour red that had clearly been soaking for a while; long enough to have turned a dark, rusty shade of maroon.

    The second time he saw that bloodied yellow jumper was on a living, breathing human being. Not a half crushed corpse out on the street, but a walking, talking individual. It could have been chalked up to coincidence. But Ghost could recognize that jumper anywhere. It had been burned into the back of his eyes the first time he saw them. Except this time, the person wearing it wasn't dead.

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    16 May 2023

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    In which Apollo Justice becomes the most popular fic-writer in the Gavinners fandom.

    (and, along the way, realizes his Big Gay Crush on Klavier Gavin might not be as hopeless as he thought)

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    1/1
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    01 Jun 2021

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    As the MSBY Black Jackals' on site social media manager, you're often stuck dealing with the boys of the team. You're their go to person when it comes to what they post online. And a lot of the stuff they want to post is just flat out ridiculous. Chapters are based off scenarios I can imagine the boys getting themselves into!

    Mainly platonic relationships with a bit of teasing here and there.

    Russian translation available!

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    21 Dec 2020

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    You were dumped into a world that wasn't yours and found yourself fighting for your life on a ship in the stars. Now you're plagued with mysterious dreams, battling your way through human and alien threats, and trying desperately to keep up with your space-age amazon delivery job; all while you struggle to protect the crew you're falling in love with.

    There's nothing you won't do to keep them safe, and soon one thing becomes clear; In order to survive you must rise into your position as Captain.

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    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
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    19 Oct 2020

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    You are Condor. A legend. A killer.

    “Ba'slanar,” you spit the command to leave in Mando’a, the words of his native tongue socking him in the jaw, “Jii.”

    For the first time, he freezes up.

    It won't be the last.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
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    15 Dec 2019

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