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Alastor is the proud manager of Vee Vee Land, an amusement park filled with fun attractions and good food, owned by his wonderful boyfriend Vox. He can't imagine a better life. Mostly because he can't remember any other life... Should he be worried about that? Better not, after all, life is pretty relaxed. At least until one day, a new guest breaks the routine and makes Alastor start to question everything: Why are the guests of the park behaving so strangely? Why do things sometimes change from one moment to the next? What is outside this park that is his entire life? And why does it feel so strange to go on a date with the person he supposedly loves?
A mystery based RadioSilence story in which nothing is as it seems, with wonderful art by Blue-Eldritch!
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When at a networking event a man purposefully spilled some wine on Alastor's shirt, Alastor knew: This man had to die tonight.
And he would use his favourite technique to lure his victim out into the bayou: Seduction.I read this fan theory and just had to write it :D. A flirtatious and violent missing scene fic of that season 2 flashback.
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Becoming Vox's prisoner for a while was a genius move. Now, Alastor is free of all his chains and more powerful than ever. He knew his freedom would come at a price. But he'd miscalculated. And in the quiet of the hotel, alone in the kitchen with Lucifer, the horrors he endured at Vox's hands come back to haunt him...
A slightly darker hurt/comfort fic!
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Alastor is having a splendid day at Charlie's and Vaggi's wedding. So much good food, so many opportunites to bicker with Lucifer.
When Charlie's dad suddenly doesn't return, Alastor is sent to retrieve him - and finds that Lucifer isn't as happy on this special day as he pretends to be. Fighting against his own facade, Alastor takes it upon himself to cheer his frenemy up.A humourous and sweet hurt/comfort fic!
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“Would you care to be my girlfriend for a bit longer?” Alastor asked, a wicked grin under his glowing red eyes.
This could be dangerous. And it sure as Hell wasn't right. But toying with Vox had been so much fun. And what if I could use this to my advantage?
“Eff it, I’m in. But if we do decide to make this a thing, we should lay down some rules. In fact: We should make a deal.”Willow has no idea why she was murdered or why she ended up in Hell. Distraught, her only chance to correct this error and get into Heaven is the Hazbin Hotel. Soon, she finds herself drawn to the patron of the place, the dangerous yet charming Radio Demon. When Alastor proposes the idea of a pretend relationship to make Vox jealous, Willow seizes the opportunity and suggests a deal: She will play her part for as long as he protects her from any harm.
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If You're In It For Love (You Ain't Gonna Get Too Far) by Anonymous for Mondwolf
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Jun 2026
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Charlie and Vaggie have decided to tie the knot and pledge eternal love and happiness etc etc etc. Frankly, Alastor's sick of it
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30 Jun 2026
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Alastor describing AroAceness and being mean about it XD
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Vincent Whittman: weatherman, newscaster, television icon, bisexual serial killer. What can't he do?
A look into Vox's human life, and the start of his two careers, the one on TV and the one removing other people from TV.Bookmarked by The_Kat
11 Mar 2026
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Human Vox murdering and seducing his way to the top.
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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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Thanks to Alastor's nefarious schemes, everyone's having a delightfully awful day. Alas, this is the only day he'll be seeing for a while; Every dawn, the day resets. And of course, this is all Lucifer's fault.
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28 Jun 2025
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Determined to win back Charlie’s love and respect, Lucifer agrees to participate in her team-building baking contest. Baking really isn't his forte, and he's not even allowed to use any magic. However, having to team up with Alastor really takes the cake. Although the demon does look quite fetching in his apron. Oh no!
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Alastor’s attempt to bully Lucifer out of Charlie’s life backfires spectacularly. Even so, he soon comes to enjoy pushing Lucifer’s buttons and turning up the heat. Until things get complicated and Alastor finds himself entangled in a web of politics, lies and betrayals.
Both POVs.
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31 Oct 2024