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In Honeysuckle Time (You Said You'd Be Mine) by basilheaps
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Feb 2026
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“Deal’s not a deal till we shake on it, pal.” the boy extended his hand. “The name’s Alastor.”
Vincent looked him up and down warily, but accepted his hand. He gripped it tightly, and gave it a strong tug, just like his father had taught him. “I’m Vincent.” He deepened his voice just a smidge. 'You can always tell a real man apart from a daisy just from his handshake', his father always said.
Alastor gave a slight giggle in response, seemingly amused by the bizarre greeting. Vincent still wasn’t sure if he was laughing at him or if he just laughed at everything. He found he didn’t care that much either way, now that his initial anger had passed. Alastor had a nice laugh.
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Murdermedia AU: Alastor and Vincent meet as children one fateful summer. For years to come, they will cause immutable impact in each others lives, for better and for worse.
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16 Feb 2026
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An AU if Alastor and Vincent were in the same timeline.
Vincent wants Alastor to work with him !
To Alastor to be his voice in expanding his little "movement".Bookmarked by Yougotthis
15 Feb 2026
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After saving Hell from Vox’s unique brand of stupidity, Alastor found that the hotel was even more insufferable than before his temporary placement in Vox’s care. Though, he couldn’t quite put a finger on what was causing the dour mood.
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06 Feb 2026
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Tired of hearing Charlie whine about Angel no longer being at the hotel, Alastor slowly tries to get him to return. It helps that Angel wants to spend time with him because he's the only one who can tell if a person is under Vox's hypnosis. That certainly won't lead to anything that takes Alastor outside of his comfort zone…
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22 Jan 2026
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Sandwiched for Time by ratbears
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
15 Oct 2025
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Newly-Named Ford Prefect and Ex-Presidented Zaphod Beeblebrox have sensationally failed to steal the Starship Heart of Gold, and have been exiled-with-a-secret-death-sentence onto the planet Earth, on a rainy, boring Sunday evening, now three and half days before its demolition by the Vogons.
(Based on a dream I had)
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07 Oct 2025
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Taskload Collaboration by Sledgehammer_Girl
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
18 Jun 2025
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A perfectly ordinary ComfortUnit is assigned to a planetary survey alongside a somewhat less ordinary SecUnit. Unintuitively, this actually reduces the survey team’s overall comfort levels by a significant margin.
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- Part 1 of Our DiscomfortUnit
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28 May 2025
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Demon Summoning & Other Neat Party Tricks by whimsy__willow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
10 Jun 2025
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The kid looks at Alastor. Then at her spellbook. Then back at Alastor.
"You're not a dog," she says.
Alastor wrinkles his nose. "I should hope not."
(Or: Six-year old witch, Imogen Woods, steals her late grandmother's spellbook and tries to summon a hellhound, hoping for a puppy to become her new familiar. Instead, she accidentally summons one of the most powerful beings in Hell, Alastor, the Radio Demon.
They strike a deal where Alastor must celebrate Imogen's birthday on earth with her every year until she is eighteen. In return, he gets her soul ... terms and conditions permitting, of course. Unfortunately, deals are difficult to maintain when Alastor begins to feel like a father to the very witch who summoned him.)
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21 Nov 2024
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Dipper and Mabel Pines are sent to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to spend the summer with their almost-unknown Grunkle Stan in order to "get some fresh air" and "try something new" and "not play video games all summer, no Dipper, we're not just looking at you when we say that".
Meanwhile, back in Piedmont, the adventures are not nearly so exciting.
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29 Oct 2024
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It goes like this:
Stanley is an average borrower. He lives in the walls of an apartment building with the rest of his colony. They take what they need from the apartment’s residents while remaining hidden.
Stanley is good at his job. He’s very clever. Stanley is so clever, that he often acts before thinking and relies on his smarts to get him out of whatever situation he gets himself into.
This method has always worked for him. Not once has he ever been caught or even seen.
But, there’s a first time for everything, Stanley.
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It goes like this:
The Narrator is a “retired” animal behavioral scientist. His career ended several years ago when he was terminated from his position at a prestigious lab.
Now, he lives alone in an average sized house in the country, away from the activity and noise of the city, away from judgemental stares and whispered words behind his back.
He is safe here. He doesn’t have to worry about what anyone thinks. He is quite comfortable staying right where he is - thank you very much.
A dear friend even stops by to drop off groceries for him once a week.
One week, he receives an unexpected item amongst his delivery.
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- Part 1 of The Borrower Parable Series
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29 Sep 2024
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“It’s a courtesy in this business, you know,” Narrator said, casually. “Typically people do it with a monologue, you know, 'we were hired by your enemies', or 'did you know how much your head’s going for on the market', that kind of thing, meant to make us worry about who’s closing in on us, or how well-funded they are, what else they’re willing to pull and so on.”
Confidence wavering ever-so-slightly, she asked: “Really?”
“No, he’s full of shit.” Stanley said before he could catch himself.
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Business is going extremely well for the Special Acquisitions department, which is great for their egos but terrible for staying out of trouble. Curator practices trusting other people, difficult as it may be. Mariella has time to think about what kind of person she wants to become. Narrator presses on like nothing's changed - if he keeps going forward, he'll never have to face his past.Stanley realizes, too late, how little he really knows about Narrator.
sequel to Volume 1
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- Part 7 of This Belongs in A Museum! Unabridged Full Series (Superthieves AU)
- Part 2 of This Belongs In A Museum! Main Series (Superthieves AU)
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09 Aug 2024
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A few weeks after Colin and Evie drain their coworker into a coma, someone new arrives to replace him. Colin can't seem to drain her. In trying to find new ways to annoy her, he unwittingly makes a new friend.
As time goes on, it becomes increasingly obvious that the new hire has something to hide. Colin may not know what her deal is, but he'll just keep on truckin' anyway.
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26 May 2024
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How can you redeem demons if you can't even redeem humans? by Just_Another_Weirdo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
22 Dec 2025
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After a horrible meeting with the angels, Charlie is given a task. If she wants to have them even consider her idea of redeeming sinners, she ought to prove that she can stop sin from happening in the first place.
Or, in other words, the exorcist isn't found, so Adam decides to have some fun with Charlie's idea.
The others are roped into this without a say on it.Series
- Part 1 of Back to Earth (get them out of there)
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22 Apr 2024
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“So—say we go ahead with this cockamamie notion of yours. How do you suppose we measure our success in determining a victor?”
“Now that’s easy. C’mon, Al, you’re smart, use that handsome head’a yours,” he grinned slyly. “You’ve made it in showbiz back Up there and way Down here. What’s the key to stayin’ relevant? Stayin’ on top? What’s the one thing that’ll make or break ya?”
“Ratings,” Alastor said without hesitation—upon which his entire face lit up, cracking a grin to match Angel’s. “Ratings.”
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An unlikely wager between Alastor and Angel Dust triggers a butterfly effect that threatens to wreck havoc on the tenuous power balance in Hell. As they say, the demon’s in the details — especially when this particular demon finds himself stumbling in-between the lines of his contract. What happens when Angel challenges Alastor to shake up the status quo in Hell for a second time in a century, and makes history as Hell's first (willing) radio guest star?
Alternatively and fondly summarized as: I think I accidentally created Loveline: Hell Edition. Or: Angel Dust Goes On The Radio
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19 Jan 2024
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The Narrator is proud of how far his troupe has come. They've put on a number of very well-received performances, performances that have stuck with people, performances that have garnered enough praise to last a lifetime.
The Narrator has had no small part in this, being the troupe's director and writer, and he especially prides himself in knowing that people absolutely adore his troupe's work.
But when he finds out that his productions may not be all that he thinks they are, what is he supposed to do?
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- Part 2 of The Show Must Go On (TSP Theatre AU)
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19 Jan 2024