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Cat's out of the bag by and_a_dash_of_Angst
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 May 2021
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A contract leaves Lambert with several extra feline appendages. It's far from the worse curse he's suffered, and he'd hardly be complaining if it weren't for their incredibly inconvenient habit of broadcasting his every emotion to anyone paying attention, rendering his usual defensive snark fairly useless. Unfortunately for all of them, his brothers never knew when to leave well enough alone, and it seems more than a few secrets and old wounds will be brought to light before this nightmare is over.
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To See With Loves Eyes by TheRealDanniX
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Apr 2020
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“Jaskier.”
“You just came towards the light to growl and hiss at whoever was stupid enough to be camping in a monster’s hunting ground.”
“Jaskier.”
“No need to yell at me. It took twenty years, but I’ve got the message,” Jaskier snapped, facing Geralt once again. “No more jumping into the way or annoying ballads. You can get your peace and I’ll just…”
“Jaskier! I can’t fucking see!” Geralt yelled. His face was twisted in frustration.____
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When Jaskier is young, he is sold to a slaver to solve his parents' problems with money.
He ends up at the royal court of Tretogor, a gold-collared bedslave, reserved for the royal line. Unlike the others, Jaskier doesn't settle into his fate, but rebels in what little ways he can.
It's no wonder then, that when the warlord of the north visits Tretogor for negotiations, Jaskier finds himself in the middle of it all.---000---
His mother's face is sad, and Julian wishes more than anything he could change that. She tucks a lock of his soft brown hair behind his ear.
“Remember how you said you wanted to help?”
Julian nods.
“There’s someone who… is coming to take a look at you. If you do well, we’ll get enough to pay the rent that’s still due. If we’re very lucky, we’ll get enough to buy back the farm.”
“What do I have to do?” Julian asks.
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Illusion of Duty by TAFKAmayle
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
02 Jun 2021
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Jaskier is an omega and part of an arranged marriage to unite the Pankratz and Von Rivia crime families. He is tied to an alpha, Geralt aka White Wolf and both see the marriage as duty, but how much of it is purely duty? Meanwhile, a rival gang upsets the balance the Von Rivia’s have created in their city and it turns out two recently married criminals are just the two needed to restore order.
Side Note: Eskel/Jaskier is brief and does not last.
Sider Note: this universe is inspired by the Edo and Meiji Periods in Japanese history, mixed with the Witcher-verse, and the Omega Verse. So if you’re a bit confused, that’s understandable.
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03 Mar 2025
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To a witcher, touch is almost never a good thing.
Touch means something or someone has gotten too close. Close enough to rend open the places where armour doesn’t protect the vulnerabilities underneath. Close enough to see the pulse where it beats just under the surface, to identify where to strike.
To Geralt, touch is everything beyond that, too. He craves the moments where touch doesn’t mean pain, damage, or potential death, but where it means safety and care. In a witcher’s life, those moments are far and few between.
Geralt bears it and watches the seasons change until he can take out that part of himself for winter, and let it breathe.He’s used to it, and he’s already endured it for decades when he meets Jaskier
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- Part 1 of Witcher love language
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The story of the Tower is well known, half a dozen songs are passed around the taverns of Redania, all extolling the beauty and virtue of the maiden within. Mourning the tragic tale of Duke Velen, who lost his Lady Love to a witch’s trick.
A cruel twist of fate, which Dragonfly has been hired to rectify.
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We've Been Here Before by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
03 Jun 2023
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Jaskier wakes in a strange place, with strange people who claim to know him. He doesn't remember how he came to be here, but everyone is very kind.
Or, after a magical accident Jaskier suffers brain trauma that stops him from making new memories. Is it permanent?
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Thrice Accommodated by musicalgalaxy1000
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Mar 2025
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After being married off to the White Wolf, his right hand, and his general, the first day at Kaer Morhen is nothing like Julianna, Oliwia, and Milena expect.
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- Part 2 of Thrice Married, Thrice Loved
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And Yet, Here We Are by ruffboi
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Jul 2020
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After the djinn's attack on Jaskier, the sorceress Geralt takes him to saves his life, at the cost of his voice. Left without the thing he had built his identity upon, Jaskier has to rebuild himself and find a new purpose in his life. Geralt wants more than anything to help. Finding identity and purpose isn't always easy, but love definitely helps.
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- Part 1 of So Many Songs to Sing You
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20 Oct 2024
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Remus is difficult - he knows that. He can't hold down a job, he doesn't like to let people get close, and he really sucks at living up to the person he'd hoped to be as a kid. When he's offered a job to smile for the camera and pretend to be in love, he thinks it might be the best thing he ever could've hoped for.
Except, he's working with Sirius Black. The icon of modern rock who is actually just a moody, unpredictable, hot mess. A really hot mess.
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Please Don't Forget Me by sequelseagull
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Jun 2025
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Lambert loved Aiden, but he had always been too much of a coward to admit it. The words lingered on the tip of his tongue, aching to be said, but every time he tried, they stuck in his throat, unspoken. Now, with Aiden's memory gone, Lambert is left struggling with the weight of his unspoken feelings, fighting desperately to keep Aiden close and not lose him all over again.
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- Part 1 of Please Remember Me
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nights without sleep and days that burn by ruffboi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
06 Dec 2021
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There was no madness in the eyes looking out from behind lank white hair, close enough he could reach out and brush it behind the witcher's ear.
"Are you bound to defend and serve me?" Julian asked, tilting his head slightly.
"Yes," the wolf growled, low and rumbling and nearly inaudible.
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Prince Julian of Kerack, when he came of age and was officially named his father's heir, was gifted four bound and controlled witchers by the king of Kaedwen: the last four wolves of Kaer Morhen. Julian would prefer to accept the gift and set them free, but is forbidden from doing that on pain of their deaths. So instead, all he can do is apologize and treat them decently.
This simple, compassionate act sets off a series of events that will irrevocably change his life, his witchers' lives, and the lives of everyone living in the Northern Kingdoms.
(Technically incomplete in that the current ending was not the planned endpoint, but does not have a cliffhanger and is functionally a complete story. Subscribe to be notified when the hiatus ends.)
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Library's have souls, they say. This is not quite true, however in every urban myth there is a grain of truth.
In Kaer Morhen that truth has just woken up with a start. In a world no longer like the one she was used to, she is looking to resume her helpful duties to everyone. Even if there is a lot less of them than before.
As books and scrolls begin turning up, it seems chaos is not far behind.
Well-meaning intentions go astray, misunderstanding all around and a long forgotten secret, leads to an eventful month.While poor Eskel (who thinks the gods hate him), suddenly finds his life has become a lot more… complex, strangely caught between a rock and hard place he can’t see.
Why is he the only one who keeps having to clean up this mess?
Something is going on in his home, yet Eskel feels like he is missing something.- Words:
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03 Jul 2024
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Learn to Live Like Daisies by NovemberMurray
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
21 Feb 2024
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Lambert has a secret winter project. Aiden may be insatiably curious about it, but he can respect his lover's boundaries... at least until it becomes clear Lambert is abjectly miserable. Aiden's not quite prepared for the answers he finds or the uncomfortable questions Lambert's experiments raise among the Wolfblood.
An unofficial prequel to Inexplicifics' Must Brave the Thorns covering how Lambert developed the testing potion.
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29 Jun 2024
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Behind the shadows lies the truth by masterlokisev159 for migraine_Sky
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Aug 2024
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“But sire, he’s your-“
“SILENCE!”
In the events leading up to Radovids demise, Jaskier readies himself for the time he will be given to the White Wolf of the north. The famous Warlord known for his brutality. He prepares himself for the worst.
Little does he know, Geralt is nothing like he seems.
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Geralt takes a contract at a silent monastery and, against his better judgement, takes Jaskier with him.
"For a heartbeat, Jaskier wished he had listened to Geralt and stayed behind. The monastery was bizarre, the silent monks eerie.
The empty hallway. The mark on the wall he couldn't quite make out. The shadow figure that crept up and - did what to you? Something that killed, something that snuffed the life right out."
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Firelight by SailorChibi
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Oct 2025
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The Witcher Warlord of the North is feared by all. When Jaskier is caught up in a plot to murder the Warlord, he assumes that means he will die. And while his life as a disowned, wandering bard does end, it doesn't happen at all in the way that Jaskier thinks.
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From my pulse's flagging beat by candlebreak
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 May 2025
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“What if it had been Oliwia, buttercup?” Lambert asks.
Jaskier goes still. Little Oliwia, barely sixteen and still as naive as any noble child gets - if she had been sent as a sacrifice, that would have been - “Monstrous,” he says, through a dry throat. “That would be monstrous, and a grave insult to the Wolf, that anyone would think he would do harm to such an innocent - that he would be that sort of monster.”
—inexplicifics, Only Love Proudly and Gladly and Well, Ch. 2
…What if it had been Oliwia?
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Hiding from the school of the cat in the Northern realms, Aiden takes on the identity of a Griffin school witcher when he comes across an unlucky soul in the woods.
Taking the chance at freedom, he runs, amulet in hand.
He doesn't expect to meet Lambert. He certainly doesn't expect to fall in love with him.