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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
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23 Nov 2025
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They’d never learned enough about Pennywise as kids, and as adults there wasn’t exactly a wealth of knowledge on other-worldly, kid-eating, clown monsters. So none of them can really be held responsible for not knowing the mating habits of their childhood boogeyman… or that dancing is apparently the kick starter to a week-long marathon of creepy clown courting… And so, so much more.
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The one where Billy tries to distract Pennywise from eating his friends by dancing and it turns out to be how alien murder clowns attract a mate.
(My summary doesn’t do the fic it’s proper justice. What started as a little fun and wacky idea has rolled away from me and is now a huge story with lots going on)
(Over 40,000 hits on this? Omfg we’re all freaks)
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19 Oct 2025
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It's impossible to go through life without making any connections. All you have to do is reach out and touch.
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05 Jul 2025
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“It’s natural to feel uncomfortable—Jack Crawford has displaced you once again. A change of environment is startling for anyone, but especially for you in these circumstances. I’m your psychiatrist, after all.”
“Changing my environment for Dr. Lecter.” Will laughs dryly. “You should hope I don’t go wandering in my sleep.”
To catch an elusive killer, Hannibal and encephalitis-ridden Will must stage a romantic relationship. Naturally, Hannibal plans to take advantage of this in every way he can.
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26 Jun 2025
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DON'T MISS OPENING NIGHT!
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, RIGHT HERE IN DUNWALL!
SEE THE SCANDALOUS, HOT NEW ROMANCE: NOW ON STAGE! A FORBIDDEN, MYSTERIOUS, TORRENT LOVE AFFAIR - THE HEART OF THE ABYSS!
PERFORMING NOW AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU!
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13 Nov 2024
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Facing down the press junket for his book, Daniel Molloy is prepared to hype up his hit novel. He's less prepared to have Armand crash the tour to play bodyguard and doting assistant and he's definitely not ready to have his secrets spilled on a world stage because Armand wants to play games.
The longer he sticks around to torment Daniel as he chases him across the country, the longer he stays. So, who's really winning this game?
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04 Aug 2024
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what's it called when a young guy pays old men for their company by chaosandtwo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
03 Jul 2024
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Daniel's daughters have opinions about his boyfriend.
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- Part 2 of looking glass
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04 Aug 2024
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Horror strikes him down where he stands, then. He sways, stumbles to put his back to the living room wall. Harry is woozy in disbelief, watching the two words slashed into his chest in livid red just like the scar on his forehead. ‘AVADA KEDAVRA.’
He knows those words, the first he can remember, his earliest memory. It feels like he hasn’t breathed in minutes. When he comes back to the moment, he finds that perhaps he hasn’t. Harry gasps for air like a fish does for water, and doesn’t find it. His back has slid down the wall somehow and his hands grip his head, hair clenched in fists.
Then he realizes he’s actually panting, a ringing in his ears, blocking out whatever it is people are saying to him. Hermione crouches in front of him where he can’t possibly miss her, palms settling gently on his knees.
“Harry,” she’s saying. “Harry, it’s going to be alright.”
How?
How can it ever possibly be alright again?
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In a world where the first words you ever speak to your soulmate appear once both soulmates have turned seventeen, Harry receives a bit of bad news.
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In which Harry fashions himself into a war bride.
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01 Jun 2024
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How is Martin supposed to tell Jon that he panicked, stupidly, when the lovely old lady down the village asked him what they were doing in this part of the world? Got the shopping! Oh, by the way, we're married now! Whole village thinks we're on our honeymoon, hope you don't mind!
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- Part 1 of it is what you have.
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17 Mar 2024
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Martin makes Jon tea for the first time about a week into his transfer. It’s horrible. Gag-reflex inducing. Somehow sporting all the wrong flavors.
For some reason, he does not have the heart to break this to Martin.
Little does Jon know that Martin actually makes wonderful tea. Just not for him.
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17 Mar 2024
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A chance encounter after an Institute holiday party leads to Elias making some questionable decisions.
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16 Mar 2024
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"Getting out of this?" He sounds genuinely surprised at first, but his voice quickly evens out. "I don't have to pay you for overtime."
Martin can't help but laugh. "You wouldn't have anyways."
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15 Mar 2024
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It Serenely Disdains to Destroy Us by trill_gutterbug
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Jun 2019
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Martin gnaws his lower lip. “Do you think he’ll - I mean, do you think it’ll be…”
Melanie's smile becomes a little less of a grimace. She claps his shoulder. “Martin. It’ll be fine. It’s only temporary. He’s not moving in.”
Martin chuckles. “Yes. Of course.”
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Jon's flat is being fumigated. He is not impressed. Martin offers his spare bedroom.- Language:
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07 Mar 2024
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And with that Stiles' slightly-creepy-still-mostly-just-amusing afternoon (and night) came to a dramatic, screeching halt. Because no absolutely not NO was Stiles allowed to be attracted to a stupid, pixelated avatar that was slightly influenced by Derek Hale's character. No.
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08 Feb 2023
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In which Stiles ships Derek/nice things almost as hard as I do
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Stiles definitely starts off thinking it’s fucking hilarious that Derek-sourwolf-Hale does crosswords and cares about scuffs on his furniture.
But at a certain point, and he can’t pinpoint exactly when, “fully functional adult couple” somehow becomes a massive fetish of his. Derek in sweats and bare feet, nudging his glasses up his nose while he does the Sunday crossword? Unff. Derek filling out forms to get some renovations on his property approved? Oh God, yes. Derek putting away groceries and bitching that the corner store was out of the right type of Greek yogurt? Take me now, Stiles thinks, worrying at his lower lip with his teeth.
This can’t be normal.
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08 Feb 2023
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Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme.
TFLN: My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in?
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01 Feb 2023
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Pickup Lines for the Soul by MustardSoup
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 May 2019
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Denki is twelve when he is flicking through the TV channels and lands on an old RomCom movie about soulmate marks – specifically the same type that he has.
“I can’t believe I’ve had to walk around with a cheap pickup line written on my ankle my entire life because of you!” The leading lady yells at the leading man as he stares at her in awe.
Denki laughs.
“Oh no.” His mother says, watching him.
“Oh no, indeed.” His sister repeats quietly.
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03 Nov 2022
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This Is Our Get-Along Bodyswap by miniongrin
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Sep 2020
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Fuyumi and Dabi are stuck in each other’s bodies for the next week, but at least they’re together again. It’ll be almost like a vacation; the sort of vacation where you’re trapped in the same house, clawing at the walls to get away from emotionally charged conversations and the slow decay of your sanity.
It’ll be fine. All they have to do it keep their identities a secret from the five villains (and one Hero) who really want to know, not accidentally bring the building down around their ears, and bond with the brand-new family Dabi has attached himself to—wait, what? Fuyumi, no.
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- Part 2 of Twin Swap
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17 Oct 2022
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For the mission by thyandra for inexchangeforyoursoul
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Dec 2020
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Hawks blinked out of his stupor, looking at the bag of flour Twice had pushed into his chest like it was a dog with rabies.
His birthday. But that wasn’t until the 28th, right? It couldn’t be—His eyes flickered to the calendar on the wall. Oh. It was his birthday. He must’ve lost track of time, what with the mission and his messed up sleep schedule. But that didn’t explain the bag of flour in his hands, nor the sudden knotting of his stomach.
The League of villains was making him cake.
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In which Hawks finds out that baking with the League is harder than any S-ranked mission, Dabi likes poetry and dodging responsibility, Shigaraki needs a nap, Toga and Twice are the worst at subtlety, and Spinner's nose saves the day. Not necessarily in that order.- Language:
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17 Oct 2022
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A SOFTER WORLD: Of course I'm afraid. There is so much space between us, and my desire to fill it is carnivorous. (Kiss me before it eats me alive.)
Through nothing short of a religious miracle, the Corinthian finds himself in a relationship.
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- Part 2 of To bite so tenderly.
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Bookmarked by bonecharm
13 Sep 2022