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After Angel and Husk made up, Angel faces the consequences of his actions. Seeing Angel suffer drowns Husk, compelling Angel to make a deal.
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- Part 2 of Husk’s Contract and Lack of Choices
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Angel hates Husk.
Or he did.
Man, wait, actually he's a pitiful fuck.
Goddammit.
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- Part 1 of Husk’s Contract and Lack of Choices
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The Nightmare Before Halloweentown by brainlessomniscent
Fandoms: The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
13 Aug 2019
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Prequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas, complete with ghastly deaths for our favorite characters
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Best friends John and Dave are tight and sweet as hella bros but when Dave goes missing, a new friend may lead him home.
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Whilst on the way to the new session with Terezi, Dave, Rose, Vriska and the Mayor, Karkat and Kanaya go to the new session a little ahead of schedule. Paradox space allowed this so surely there is some reason they are here... Oh, and they both are human. With parents. And school. Did I mention they really need to get back? Karkat really wants to talk to Dave and Kanaya misses Rose. Uncertain teenager angst galore!
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the line is covered in jellyfish by staroverlord
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
28 Dec 2025
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When Viktor finally asks why Jayce stayed behind inside the Anomaly with him, Jayce stares at him as though he’s supremely disappointed by the question— as if Viktor has betrayed his own brilliance by asking something so irredeemably stupid. “How could I not? We’re partners.”
Partners, Jayce calls them. Not for the first time, Viktor wonders: Partners in what?
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Or: Jayce and Viktor survive the Hexcore, a blizzard, their own bodies, sharing a bed and all the things they’re too afraid to say. Slowly, they put themselves back together— piece by stubborn piece.
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- Part 1 of the thin semantic line
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17 May 2025
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"Because Chat Noir is dating Marinette." Or in which Lila lies, Adrien panics, and Marinette gets stuck being Chat Noir's fake girlfriend. [based on agrestenoir’s fake dating idea]
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19 Nov 2022
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"Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"
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Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.
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05 Nov 2022
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After accidentally revealing their identities in less than ideal circumstances, Adrien and Marinette must navigate their newfound relationship as both partners and friends. Becoming best friends was a quick process, but when romantic feelings begin to bleed into what's supposed to be a platonic connection, their friendship starts to change in more ways than one.
Surely it can't be that hard to hide their feelings from their best friend?
(A post-reveal, pre-relationship fic full of romantic tension, best friend shenanigans, and a whole lot of dumbassery.)
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- Part 1 of Perfectly Platonic (Unless...)
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05 Nov 2022
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Dave Strider is anything but normal, but neither is the new(ish) boy in school, Karkat Vantas. A dropped pen, a party, and a few dozen confessions turn two lives around and the two young men find they're far more similar than they thought. Set in 2012.
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GENERAL TWs// Swearing, internalised homophobia, trauma, school setting
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