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i ain't the first with the curse by certifiedclown, FuryBeam136
Fandom Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
23 Aug 2019
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Reader accompanies her friend and neighbour Grace to visit the site of her mother's murder, on the orders of an FBI boss. When Grace gets kidnapped, reader teams up with an old acquaintance to get her back. Flirting and chaos ensues.
Reader is 40 - no physical description but does use she/her pronouns.
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22 Apr 2026
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a home for every season by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Dec 2015
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Let’s talk about a Susan who never moved on, who buried her family in English soil and spent the rest of her life trying to find her way home. She did not believe lions were kind, but she always remembered a bow in her schoolgirl hands.
She looked in every old wardrobe she came across. It was casual, everyday– the first day in a new lecture hall, she checked the back of the coat closet. Friends had her over for Christmas dinner and she excused herself to go the bathroom, checked every cabinet and closet, and then headed back in for pudding. She went home with a cute boy she met in a smoky little pub and she checked his wardrobe before she headed home the next morning, heels in hand.
She also went to college, got a political science degree she had to fight for. She got a byline in the local paper, a few ladies’ magazines, then a larger regional publication.
She had mimosa brunches with friends. She read detective novels, never touched fantasy, and finally one day she stepped through an old stone archway barely thinking about it and–-
She was standing in a treeless plain, all yellow grass and blue blue skies.
(Susan Pevensie goes to Middle Earth)
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20 Apr 2026
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The morning after Sarah Williams defeats the Goblin King, she gets up and makes toast.
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20 Apr 2026
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Parhelion by Windhound
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
15 Apr 2026
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Gojo Satoru loved Lord of the Rings. It was no Digimon, of course, but still a solid classic.
When he was younger
and Suguru wasn't evil or deadhe'd imagine himself there. He'd still be the strongest, obviously, but he'd go through the potential scenarios.As bizarre as his life got at times, even in death he had never thought he'd actually end up there.
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Gojo Satoru is reincarnated in Middle Earth. He makes this Gandalf’s problem.
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19 Apr 2026
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Leon has spent decades convinced he’s unworthy of anything beyond being used—haunted by childhood trauma, guilt over his parents’ deaths, and a string of relationships that left him hollower each time. Intimacy becomes self-punishment.
Then Chris, stubborn bastard that he is, refuses to let him vanish.
(In which Leon learns that he can be loved and that sex is supposed to feel good.)
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18 Apr 2026