confettiwrites
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[podfic] and you have no idea by confettiafterdark (confettiwrites) for emeraldcitydowntowngirl
Fandoms: Bandom, Fall Out Boy
03 Jan 2024
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“You should fuck me about it.”
Pete laughs from the floor. He’s all sprawled, all grins when he looks up at her upside down because he landed weird. “Yeah, sure. You suck."
“I’m serious,” Trix swallows hard. She can feel her stomach tighten, can feel the cold chill down her neck that she only gets right before she gets on stage. But the words have already been said and, like, fuck it, right? “You should. No one else is home right now, Joe’s at work till midnight."
Pete’s smile drops so fast it’s unbelievable. Joe said Pete would fuck her in a heartbeat, that’s not looking so apparent right now.
(or: pete is worried about fucking trix up. trix is worried about dying a virgin. they do stuff and argue about it and then make up again, you know the drill.)
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confess my love, i'd know where to be by confettiafterdark (confettiwrites)
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, Bandom
05 Dec 2023
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Pete wakes up as a girl. Patrick helps him test-drive his new body. Realizations are made accordingly.
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heart attacks waiting to happen by confettiafterdark (confettiwrites)
Fandoms: Bring Me The Horizon
18 Sep 2023
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You run into Oli after the concert of your dreams.
(Now with accompanying art!!)
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You know they're never in it for you.
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Or, 20 Somewhat Important Questions For Your OT3.
Twenty separate vignettes in the same timeline chronicling the relationship of Nagito Komaeda, Chiaki Nanami and Hajime Hinata.
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Lance sits up, staring across the room in horror. Keith is already doing the same, his mouth agape. No fucking way, Lance thinks, and Keith makes this weak, wounded sound.
Oh no, Keith thinks, in Lance’s own mind.
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In which Lance and Keith accidentally end up mind-linked, which starts off completely horrific and somehow becomes... not so horrific.
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09 May 2026
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If it wasn't for that meddling kid by ARustySpork for TastyTeeth
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 May 2026
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“I feel really good about this kid, I think he could be great on your wing, he just needs some help settling in. Someone to show him the ropes.”
“Yes.”
The line went silent for a moment. Ilya wasn’t really sure why his coach felt the need to run this by him.
“Rozanov,” his coach said at last. “I want him to live with you.”
Ilya blinked, then nearly shouted into the phone. “What?”
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or, Ilya stays in Boston, gets a rookie, and tries to figure out how to make a secret long distance relationship work while there's a Russian teenager in his house
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- Part 1 of If it wasn't for that meddling kid
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26 Apr 2026
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Is this thing on? by ARustySpork
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Apr 2026
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“They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”
Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.
“This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”
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Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.
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20 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
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18 Apr 2026
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Small Serendipity by the_hemlocked
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.
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14 Apr 2026