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Red Son was not a good son. He was well-aware of this, had spent a long lifetime learning this. He’d been a misbehaving brat before his father was sealed under a mountain, and he’d been weak and dumb and useless in the decade since. His mother didn’t say it, but he could see it in the look in her eyes sometimes.
Sometimes, he couldn’t see anything in the look in her eyes. She was just blank, and empty. Grieving. Red Son didn’t know how to grieve—he didn’t know if he could, if he had the right, when his father was still alive, just out of reach.
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aka: the warehouse fic
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- Part 3 of this must be the place
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He wasn't quite leaning into MK, but he kept inching closer in that way he did, when he was just waiting for MK to sling an arm around his shoulders to pull him close. MK liked to pretend he didn't notice, to see how close Red would come on his own, or if he'd snap and just grab MK's wrist to wrap it around his shoulders himself.
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aka: red son can't stand the cold. mk profits.
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- Part 2 of this must be the place
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Red Son looked down at the paper that had been thrust into his hands. It read:
‘MK’s Contact Info!
XXX-XXX-XXXX
In case you want to talk :D’Red Son decided, as he felt his hair fully ignite, that MK was an idiot.
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or: Red Son and MK somehow bully each other into friendship, and have to hide it from... literally everyone, and Red Son attempts to fix his relationship with his parents.
(title from "this must be the place" by sure sure)
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- Part 1 of author's picks
- Part 1 of this must be the place
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love me (courteously) by crud
Fandoms: Sir Gawayn and þe Grene Knyȝt | Gawain and the Green Knight - Anonymous | Gawain Poet
14 Dec 2024
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A tinge of red stole across Gawain’s cheeks, though the man did an impressive job of pretending it did not exist. Bertilak did not bother to do the same, squeezing Gawain’s arm gently just to feel him shudder and trace his eyes across the blooming color on his face, threading up to the tip of his ear.
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aka: what if gawain decided to give bertilak the girdle, and then another gift to show how much he appreciated bertilak's generosity?
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when did he become so unfamiliar to you?
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aka: in scylla's lair, odysseus realizes he can no longer recognize eurylochus
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- Part 10 of thirty minute rush
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collection of stories related to my canon rewrite of LMK, "and say goodnight (say goodnight)" !!
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thirty minute rush by crud
Fandom EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Haikyuu!!, LEGO Monkie Kid, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), UniteUp!
07 Dec 2024
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a collection of quick shorts and one-shots i write under a time limit, or that just didn't take me very long!
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vent fics by crud
Fandom Haikyuu!!, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Mar 2024
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Of Fingertips and Ribcages by clockworkcheetah
Fandom Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
18 Dec 2020
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Todd and Dirk (mostly Todd) working themselves out with sensual exploration and intimacies that are both sexual and non-sexual. Features characters who are on the ace spectrum.
'you've just been oversleeping' is the main fic of the series and the rest are more like bonus content
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Bookmarked by crud
01 Jun 2026
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Over, Under, Around, and Through. by the_ninth_planet
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
27 May 2019
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“Todd,” better late than never he supposes, closing the space between them and reaching out to cup his jaw, “darling.” Todd’s eyes flutter shut and Dirk can feel where his breath shudders out of him, a little of the tension in his shoulders dissipating with the contact. They stay there for a while, Dirk brushing his thumb over Todd's cheek, skin rasping against stubble until he leans into the gesture willingly.
It's just some very emotional non-boring sex porn. With feelings.
Bookmarked by crud
31 May 2026
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then what we've got is gold by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Dec 2017
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Dirk has never had a romantic relationship before. So now that it appears he is in the process of one such relationship with Todd, it is… startling.
Or, in which Dirk is scared that he can't be what Todd deserves, and Todd tries his best to convince him that that isn't true. Featuring: a lot (and I mean a lot) of cuddling, thirty seven cast-iron pans, and one novelty condom.
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24 May 2026
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I Always End Up Where I Need to Be by Lavellington
Fandom Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
19 May 2018
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24 May 2026
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the devil's in the details, but you've got a friend in me by buckasagirl
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
21 Apr 2025
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Now that he has one, Buck has realized that he’s never had a best friend before. Not until Eddie. Naturally, he gets a little weird about the whole thing. But who can blame him really? He’s never done this before.
Buck (Work): come over
Eddie Diaz: Can’t, I’m busy.
Buck (Work): do you hate me
Eddie Diaz: No
Buck (Work): why do you hate me
Buck (Work): why do youh ate me
Eddie Diaz: I don’t hate you
Buck (Work): whatever
Eddie Diaz: I’ll come over after.
Buck (Work): yay :)
Or, for years, Buck has jokingly texted Eddie like a crazy possessive girlfriend and he's never actually meant it, so why does it feel so real when Eddie starts to spend time with Tommy?
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- Part 1 of crazy girlfriend buck