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Hogwarts is Doomed by dea_artemis75
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter, now Hari Potter-Morningstar, gets rescued by I.M.P and adopted by Ozzie and Fizz! With the Seven Deadly Sins his uncles and aunts, Charlie, Via, and Loona his cousins, and Alastor as his godfather (devilfather?) What chaos will he wreak at Hogwarts? Read on to find out why.
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- Part 1 of Harry in Hell.
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Harry Potter is Dumbledore's golden boy. the quintessential Gryffindor. The Light Savior. Everybody knows that.
Or they do, until he shows up at the Yule Ball with a snake around his neck and Blaise Zabini on his arm. Then 'everybody ' has to reconsider the picture they have painted...
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I don't belong among the angels, and baby that's just fine with me by dea_artemis75
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Apr 2025
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The ministry sends harry to jail cause they're afraid of him.
He goes insane
He dies.
And, lo and behold, he ends up in Hell
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Everyone Weds
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- Part 29 of LesMisOctober24
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The Patron-Minette (are utter fools) by dea_artemis75
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
26 Dec 2024
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Eponine has been cursed with looking after the patron-minette while her father is away. Of course, she stops the lot of them from getting arrested.
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- Part 28 of LesMisOctober24
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- English
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- 321
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- 1/1
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- 4
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- 31
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Assorted Les Miserables Writing by dea_artemis75
Fandom Les Misérables - All Media Types
26 Dec 2024
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- 1,944
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The God at the Heart Of Time by dea_artemis75
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Oct 2024
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A collection of mostly unconnected stories featuring Loki post-series 2.
At the Heart of Time (incomplete)- Loki & Crowley
Blessed by a God (complete)- Loki & Fred & George (Will hopefully have a sequel soon)
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Books, Snakes and Radio by dea_artemis75
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 May 2024
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Aziraphale, Crowley, Alastor, Rosie! What more could you want?
The first one is set the latest, then the others are in chronological order from 1919
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- 3,109
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“Hello dickhead,” hisses Nagini. "I am here to report your location and abysmally boring daily life back to Tom so he can find a way to kill you faster and more painfully. At least then he’ll give me more rabbits, because hunting is a pain in the arse and those nimble little pieces of shit are bloody tiring to catch.”
Harry stops weeding Aunt Petunia’s lawn in favour of staring at the giant python in the garden hedge next to him.
It’s the holidays after the Triwizard Tournament, Nagini hates this whole spy business, and Harry makes an unexpected friend.
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- English
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- 39,181
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- 7/?
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 875
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- 10,305
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Bookmarked by dea_artemis75
23 Apr 2026
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AU, and part five of This Lordship Business series. Harry feels he deserves the right to be happy, with almost all the Horcruxes destroyed, his OWLS safely sat, Voldemort disembodied again, and Theo firmly by his side. But the Ministry, the Order of the Phoenix, Voldemort, and maybe even the universe don’t agree.
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- Part 5 of This Lord Business
- Language:
- English
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- 40,922
- Chapters:
- 15/?
- Comments:
- 680
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- 1,972
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- 354
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- 48,283
Bookmarked by dea_artemis75
23 Apr 2026
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The Problem Universe by Wyste
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
30 Apr 2019
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- 2,420
Bookmarked by dea_artemis75
22 Apr 2026
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Everything A Decent Death Eater Needs To Know About Britain's Most Belovedly Feared Dark-Lord-Who-Definitely-Isn't-Back
as reported to you by Harry J. Potter, the Boy-Who-KnowsHarry needs a hobby. Luna offers to show him the ropes in investigative journalism. — In other words: Luna Lovegood is Luna Lovegood, Harry is so done with the Wizarding World, Ron is along for the ride, and Hermione really doesn't have time to stop Harry from becoming a Dark Lord.
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- English
- Words:
- 59,807
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Collections:
- 31
- Comments:
- 875
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- 6,328
- Bookmarks:
- 2,471
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- 86,346
Bookmarked by dea_artemis75
19 Apr 2026
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Chasing Dragons by The_Sinking_Ship for Ladderofyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.
But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.
Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.
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- English
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- 98,930
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- 15/15
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- 995
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Bookmarked by dea_artemis75
19 Apr 2026