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    A collection of mostly unconnected stories featuring Loki post-series 2.

    At the Heart of Time (incomplete)- Loki & Crowley

    Blessed by a God (complete)- Loki & Fred & George (Will hopefully have a sequel soon)

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    Aziraphale, Crowley, Alastor, Rosie! What more could you want?

     

    The first one is set the latest, then the others are in chronological order from 1919

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    “Hello dickhead,” hisses Nagini. "I am here to report your location and abysmally boring daily life back to Tom so he can find a way to kill you faster and more painfully. At least then he’ll give me more rabbits, because hunting is a pain in the arse and those nimble little pieces of shit are bloody tiring to catch.”

    Harry stops weeding Aunt Petunia’s lawn in favour of staring at the giant python in the garden hedge next to him.

     

    It’s the holidays after the Triwizard Tournament, Nagini hates this whole spy business, and Harry makes an unexpected friend.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    AU, and part five of This Lordship Business series. Harry feels he deserves the right to be happy, with almost all the Horcruxes destroyed, his OWLS safely sat, Voldemort disembodied again, and Theo firmly by his side. But the Ministry, the Order of the Phoenix, Voldemort, and maybe even the universe don’t agree.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Everything A Decent Death Eater Needs To Know About Britain's Most Belovedly Feared Dark-Lord-Who-Definitely-Isn't-Back
    as reported to you by Harry J. Potter, the Boy-Who-Knows

    Harry needs a hobby. Luna offers to show him the ropes in investigative journalism. — In other words: Luna Lovegood is Luna Lovegood, Harry is so done with the Wizarding World, Ron is along for the ride, and Hermione really doesn't have time to stop Harry from becoming a Dark Lord.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.

    But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.

    Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.

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    19 Apr 2026