halfthyme
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[REDACTED] Melvin and Sprax Djohngathan make out backstage.
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The first thing he notices is that the source of light is a lot smaller than he expected. The second thing he notices is that neither sun is rising, and he scrambles to put the pieces together. When his eyes readjust, he realizes that it’s a bird — a glowing bird, at that. Keith tracks it, bright as fire, as it comes closer and closer, waiting for the right moment…
Or, Keith & Lance are paired up on another mission in another strange world far from home. This time, though, they discover scenes out of a fairy tale that inspire them to speak their truth. Based on the fairy tale "The Firebird".
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Lance grins sunnily at him. “We’re partnered up!”
“And?” Hunk prompts.
“And…” Lance pauses for dramatic effect. “Our comm spec is named Pidge Gunderson and he’s tiny,” he rushes out excitedly.
“Wait, tiny compared to you?”
“No, he’s literally like five feet tall,” Lance explains.
Hunk cocks his head. “You know this how?”
Lance wiggles his fingers teasingly in Hunk’s general direction. “A little birdie told me.”
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For Heart & Home: A VLD Family Zine.
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The Princess Badass by GuestPlease, ircnman (halfthyme)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Princess Bride (1987)
03 Sep 2017
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An adventure of pirates and princesses, of derring-do, of true love and torture. This isn't your usual retelling of the Princess Bride.
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The old-fashioned radio rests on the kitchen windowsill, surrounded by small plants and recipe boxes. Through the windowpane, the city bustles. Fog and haze blur the buildings slightly, and the setting sun creates a golden halo around the tallest ones. Further in the distance are mountains and the sea, equally stunning but much harder to see in the fading light.
Shay can see all of this from their little apartment window, and gapes the way she did the first time and every time after that. This, all of this, is ours, she thinks. Full of love and full of life. She smiles fondly and reaches for the radio.
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Shay and Allura dance while the sun sets behind them. For WLW Month day 17: music.
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Charlie wants his ex back. The problem is he’s in a new relationship, and this time it’s an open one.
He knows they go to swingers parties together. He wants to go too, to prove he could be into that sort of thing. It's couples only. Not ideal, but also not a problem he can't solve.
He needs to find a fake boyfriend, and fast. Enter Nick Nelson from work, serial womaniser and all-round irritating human being. He’s not Charlie’s first pick, but he’s probably the only person crazy and horny enough to go along with it. After all, it’s an opportunity for him to get laid as much as he wants while Charlie attempts to seduce his ex all over again. Win win.
What could possibly go wrong?
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16 Jun 2025
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identify your wants by waydownhadestown for FireBatVillain
Fandoms: The Masquerade Series - Seth Dickinson
15 May 2023
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Lindon is drowning.
He’s a tall man, and a strong one. Taller and stronger than Svir. Not as tall as the waves breaking one by one over his head, or as strong as the pull of the moon dragging them inexorably forward. The tide on its way in, the sea in its customary on-and-off embrace of the land. And Lindon, struggling fruitlessly: chains glinting a dark and ugly gray under the bleak, cloud-filtered rays of the morning sun.
Svir can see it all. He can hear it, too. The clatter of the chains, the crash of the waves, the agony of Lindon’s cries. His own name. His own heartbeat in his ears. Loud. Not loud enough to drown any of the rest of it out.
(Baru Cormorant has just become Falcrest's first truly unbound cryptarch. Svirakir wishes she hadn't.)
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10 Jun 2025
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K'diwa: A Steamy Novel of Interspecies Romance, by Jim Kirk by branwyn
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Oct 2021
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Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.
Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.
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06 Mar 2025
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The Third Wheel by littlebirdtold
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
23 Sep 2013
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Academy AU. In which Cadet Kirk constantly crashes Cadet Uhura's dates with Commander Spock and monopolizes his attention.
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Something Smart to Do by kianspo
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
01 May 2018
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In which Jim finds himself fake-married to his first officer every other month. It's not his fault. Mostly. Dowries and Klingons are involved. Starfleet is decidedly not amused.
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