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Edwin's roommate drags him out to a Halloween festival, even though he'd really rather spend the evening at home. It goes disastrously.
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While trying to stop a ritual to ward off Death, the agency finds themselves caring for a recently-deceased baby who can't move on to her afterlife.
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“I, a demon of the second circle, have been summoned before you, Charles Rowland, to serve you for a year and a day. During this year and a day, I must obey your every order to the best of my ability and with no intent to kill, harm, trick, inconvenience, or otherwise wish ill upon you. When our year and a day has concluded, ownership of your soul will fall to me, whereupon I am obligated to drag you to the appropriate level of Hell. That would be Lust, for the uninformed, which I highly suspect you are,” the demon finishes.
Charles takes all that in for a second, grappling with the idea that if Pain isn’t lying, then Charles is set to spend the rest of a very long eternity in Hell.
Crystal is gonna fucking kill him.
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"Portrait #1", Charcoal, Edwin Payne (1900-1916) by handwrittenhello
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
28 Aug 2025
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Ghosts can't see their own reflections, so Edwin and Charles get a little creative.
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“I’m very sorry I didn’t realize that you were possessed by a hellhound,” Edwin says miserably.
“Edwin. The cat. The bloody zombie hand. Humping your leg?!” Charles says. “Mate.”
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A series of connected ficlets set in an alternate universe where Edwin is a prince and Charles is his personal guard. This series is ordered according to when I wrote each ficlet, but you can find a chronological reading order below:
- did you wish for a home
- if i lead (would you follow)
- set myself on fire (keeping you warm)
- i want a love that falls as fast
- then your touch so warm
- my body is a cage
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- 6
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To Boldly Go! (Star Trek AU: DBDA Edition) by e_va, handwrittenhello, KiaraSayre
Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
19 Mar 2025
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before the transformation takes by CatGotYourTongue (SexyCoinkiDicks), dear_monday, handwrittenhello, SexyCoinkiDicks
Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
05 Jan 2025
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Infernalverse by handwrittenhello, musicdefinesusall, stele3
Fandom: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
22 Jun 2023
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This is based on a non-human!Edgin AU started by stele3 and joined by handwrittenhello and musicdefinesusall. FTR, if anyone else wants to play in the sandbox, feel free!
Tasty Morsels by stele3 is the first fic, told from Holga's POV.
in the mouth of the devil by handwrittenhello branches off from Chapter 4 of Tasty Morsels and imagines what might have happened if Xenk took more...drastic actions.
Binding Mistakes by musicdefinesusall also branches off and plays with binding spells!
Different Hungers by stele3 is a direct sequel to Tasty Morsels and does not follow the canon of Binding Mistakes or in the mouth of the devil.
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Birthday Fics by handwrittenhello
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Mar 2022
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Fics written as birthday gifts for friends.
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For all that Edwin might have resented it, Crystal’s logic was sound. He had over a century’s worth of demonic possession under his belt, and had not— as yet— perished, or utterly lost his mind. If you asked Edwin, this was all due to a technicality. If you asked Crystal, it was due to Edwin being the most miserably stubborn bastard ever to walk the earth. If you asked Charles, he’d probably go all misty-eyed and start talking about Edwin’s tenacity, or some such nonsense, which was why Charles was under no circumstances to be told about the plan.
Bookmarked by handwrittenhello
31 Dec 2025
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Falling Asleep While We're Still Talking by myrmidryad for Fenristheulv
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
14 Dec 2025
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Niko bounced out from behind Charles to hug Edwin instead, who pretended to suffer through it even though he’d opened his arms to catch her. “So.” Niko pulled back to look up at him, and glanced at Crystal too. “You guys don’t actually have plans for Friday, right? I thought we could have a love-in!”
Charles burst out laughing. “You can’t call it that! It sounds like an orgy!”
Niko, Charles, Crystal, and Edwin have all been roommates in some configuration before, but this is the first time they've all lived together as a foursome.
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- English
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- 14,907
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Bookmarked by handwrittenhello
17 Dec 2025
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Bookmarked by handwrittenhello
26 Nov 2025
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“I understand the irony, believe me, but its not me you ought to worry about,” Edwin grins through bloody teeth.
The priest looks as if hes sucked on a lemon.
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good omens au. a punk angel and a gentleman demon form an unlikely alliance
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Bookmarked by handwrittenhello
22 Nov 2025
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Psychomanteum, noun. A dimly-lit room containing a comfortable chair and a mirror angled so that it reflects only darkness, intended to communicate with spirits of the dead.
It is our privilege to welcome you back, one and all, for the Summer 2024 season at the London Athenaeum. As some of you will no doubt be aware, this past winter saw a spate of minor thefts, with one enterprising thief successfully removing a marble bust of the goddess Carpundia. We are pleased to report that the probate court proceedings are now complete, and all of the stolen artifacts have been returned to us. For safety reasons, we must now ask that all rosaries, japa mala, ojuzu, komboskini, misbaha and other similar prayer beads are left at the door and collected upon exit on account of one of our new acquisitions, a devil vitrified in a prism of glass, and the multiple recent incidents of attempted strangulation.
We are proud to present a slate of all new exhibitions and events, including the crown jewel of this season: an exhibition on the 170 year history of the Athenaeum itself by acting head curator Edwin Payne. This is the distillation of an extraordinary life’s work, and one not to be missed.
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- Part 3 of Wunderkammer
Bookmarked by handwrittenhello
16 Nov 2025