iyeetthereforeiam
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Off the beaten path and into the wild by iyeetthereforeiam for metafedya
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Jan 2025
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After Danzō gives him the choice to save his brother at the cost of his clan, Itachi resigns himself to a dark future. Until Hatake Kakashi, his old ANBU captain, unexpectedly steps down from his position, reminding Itachi even the unlikely might be possible and that he may not be as alone as he'd thought.
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something that is either hilarious or deep by iyeetthereforeiam, justageneralbadidea, keidaught, PenRot, Pitzer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Nov 2024
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Tom Riddle created his first Horcrux on a mild, damp summer evening. It’s a date remembered by him and only him in a calendar you wouldn’t understand, although ‘solstice’ might be a familiar term, as might ‘Before Christ’.
He’d say immortality was going smoothly except for the little someone that kept popping in, warning him not to create any more Horcruxes. A time traveler called Harry.
OR: some more chaotic bullshit yapping enter left stage. we wrote a thing and we aren't sure what said thing is, but it exists. it's tomarry and the gods know that they need as many people as possible to wrangle them into kissing.
Series
- Part 6 of blind chaos fics
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Beneath the ravenstag's wings, the fox sleeps by iyeetthereforeiam
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Oct 2024
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His dad is in a coma and Rafael McCall has come into town to be as big a thorn in his side as he can. He insists Stiles contact his extended family while Noah recovers, which he doesn’t fucking have.
Except – except he does, somehow. Some cousin on his mother’s side that he had no idea existed, that he’s pretty sure his dad didn't know about either. The pompously named Hannibal Lecter, with whom he'll have to stay until he turns 18 or his father wakes up, whichever comes first.
It wouldn't be so bad- Baltimore's got reasonable weather and he can dig the weird pretentious goth aesthetic the house's got - if it weren't for the inexplicable way Hannibal smells so strongly of blood and death.
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brewing love by iyeetthereforeiam, justageneralbadidea, keidaught, PenRot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 May 2024
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A prank war with love potions. Ft. Tom Riddle being weird and Harry being melancholic.
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THE BLIND CHAOS WRITERS ARE BACK. Slightly less organized but with the same chaos featuring our favorite two idiots.
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- Part 4 of blind chaos fics
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We Made our Peace with Weariness by iyeetthereforeiam
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
26 Feb 2024
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“As I was saying, it will be difficult to settle in with your family but–” Harry whipped his head back to his headmaster at those words. Surely, he had misheard?
“Professor,” he cut in, “you said the Dursleys were dead.” … did he sound appropriately sad about that?
Probably not.
Snape scoffed, but Dumbledore didn’t bother looking at him. “Yes, such a tragic event. The loss of innocent life caused by the disasters of this world will always be something to mourn.” Harry thought he heard a cracking sound. His teeth, perhaps, from how hard he was grounding his jaw. “The Lewises have kindly agreed to take you in for the summer until you graduate. They, however, know nothing about our world and I should hope it will stay that way,” Dumbledore said with a meaningful look.
Who the bloody hell were the Lewises?
or : Harry gets sent to stay with his relatives in New York and meets the TMI gang. Featuring Simon aiming to be the best big bro, Harry thirdwheeling, and Clary just trying to chill while everyone's pretending to be normal humans and failing miserably.
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blind chaos fics by DoYouMindIfISlytherin, iyeetthereforeiam, justageneralbadidea, keidaught, PenRot, Pitzer
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Nov 2024
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Authors try to blindly write stories together, with varying levels of cohesiveness. Or, as various sources point out, it's "like drarry but better".
- Words:
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- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 20
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Hawkins Unsolved by iyeetthereforeiam
Fandom: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Jan 2023
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Part 0: The Creel Case (which I may or may not write)
Part 1: The Vanishing of Will Byers
Part 2: the events of season 2 (WIP)- Words:
- 5,259
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 27
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you speak of the devil (like he's not your friend) by Amuria
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 May 2025
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Harry finds a Horcrux the summer before his sixth year. A deal is struck.
(Or, when Harry wakes a seventeen-year-old Tom Riddle from the Gaunt's Ring, it is to a world where his future self has achieved none of their goals except one. Harry is proof that he's a great wizard after all.)
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Orochimaru-sama comes to the Academy and asks for the student with the best calligraphy.
“Only the girls learn it,” Iruka-sensei says, and Orochimaru-sama clicks his tongue like he disapproves. “But we have several capable young kunoichi.”
Sakura has the highest marks in calligraphy, higher even than Ino-chan. She has good marks in their painting class, too, and any class that involves holding a pencil. She tells Orochimaru-sama this proudly.
“How wonderful,” he says, and she’s giddy with praise from the legendary war hero.
He wants to see her write, so she does. They go to Iruka-sensei’s desk and both her teacher and Orochimaru-sama watch her. Orochimaru-sama asks her to write smaller and smaller. She does. He praises her.
“Yes,” he says, “I think you’ll do.”
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Counting Crows by QuillQ for A_Strange_Twist_of_Fate
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Jan 2026
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When Holly Potter died a witch only to get reborn as a ninja, it was amidst a bunch of professional illusionists who made her already precarious reincarnation even harder to believe.
Was she a witch? Was she a ninja?
Alas, if only that nagging existential confusion remained her biggest concern, then it could’ve been such a charmed second chance at life. Unfortunately, those born as Uchihas had a bad habit of taking things too far. She’d never believed in fate, but somehow everyone in her family were born doomed. Begging the question:
“Have we been cursed, brother?”
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- Part 1 of Counting Crows
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Hera Potter was exhausted. Not the normal kind of exhausted, no, she was cosmically wrung out. She’d died too many times, respawned in too many universes, and frankly, she was over it.
So when she landed in 1950s Hogwarts and discovered Tom Riddle was still human, still hot, and still obsessed with teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts under a doddering old professor — she made an executive decision:
This time, she’d stop him from becoming the Dark Lord. By sleeping with him.
(Alternatively: She’s tired, he’s hot, and if seduction keeps Tom Riddle from going Dark Lord, then so be it.)
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- Part 1 of Tom&Hera
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Sakura dies during the Wave mission. She wakes up two years earlier, thinking it was all a premonition and vowing to right her wrongs and get stronger before it’s too late.
Book One
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- Part 1 of Breakthrough