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A Delicate Question by lineslines
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Dec 2025
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Watson is hurt, which leads to a tender moment of intimacy between him and Holmes that gets him thinking....and posing a delicate question. Sherlock does not lie.
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A Mortifying Ordeal by lineslines
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
21 Nov 2025
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Sherlock Holmes learns to have sex and feelings. John Watson learns to have needs, too.
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The Early Bird... by lineslines
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984)
06 Nov 2025
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Holmes wakes up Watson to ask him a question of utmost importance. No, no, really.
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Sherlock Holmes and the Beheaded Bicycleman by lineslines
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
31 Oct 2025
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“You don’t think a headless apparition is at fault, do you?”
The look he gave me would have been answer enough, but Sherlock Holmes is not always a bottomless well of restraint. “Watson,” he said with the patience of a school teacher about to snap but smiling through it, “let us – first – rule out – the impossible.”
“Whatever remains must be the truth,” I said faithfully, and smiled, which mellowed his features instantaneously. He sucked on the pipe as if his life depended on it.
“Precisely, my Boswell. Precisely.” -
Your Declaration Returned by lineslines for Nuthatch_in_a_Nutshell
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984)
22 Oct 2025
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Sherlock Holmes has been a dire critic of the romantic for as long as I have known him. For almost as long, I had first suspected and soon confirmed that beneath his veneer there slumbered secret affections, have ever since known his heart to be as grand and soft as his detection skills are precise. For going on three decades, I have been romantically involved with him, and thus might consider myself the authority on Holmes and the romance he contains in bounds.
On the matter I might declare: Sherlock Holmes claims he is no romantic. Evidence points to the contrary.
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- Part 2 of Memorable Occasions
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Memorable Occasions by lineslines
Fandom Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
22 Oct 2025
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False Pretenses by lineslines
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Dec 2023
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This is a universe in which their story remains much the same, except they've been fucking each other, in secret, for centuries. But never outright: always under the veneer of false pretense. And they don't talk about it either, afterwards, hoping the lack of acknowledgement will help them uphold the distance they've created between their emotions and their bodies. Too bad they're one and the same.
Nonchronologial smutty oneshots of Aziraphale and Crowley through the ages, trying not to love each other while falling ever deeper. Finding loopholes, bending the rules, and pretending really hard that it doesn't hurt, their feigned unaffectedness. So they act, and pay debts, and negotiate, they blame temptations and aphrodisiacs - anything but face the consequences of their own actions. They operate under hypotheticals and false pretenses - because they must - but their intentions are pure.
if you wish to read in chronological order:
1. heaven on the half shell: 41 AD / Rome
2. vive la révolution: 1796 / Paris
3. chocolates, honey: 1800 / London
[will be updated as i go]all of these can be read as standalones
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Ineffable Drabbles by lineslines
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Feb 2024
- Words:
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Sherlock Holmes has suffered from insomnia all his life. When Watson realizes the extent of it, he searches for a way to comfort Holmes, and in the process confronts things neither of them have been saying.
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Darling by Artemis (Citrine)
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV)
09 Nov 2012
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Inspired by a very old prompt about Watson calling Holmes 'darling' by accident:
With my eyes closed and my head resting on the padded back of my armchair I let the haunting, lilting music of Holmes’ violin wash over me. The exquisite sounds he drew from the violin and the warmth of the fire lulled me into a gentle daydream. Even when the music drifted into silence I stayed still and quiet, basking in my cocoon of contentment.
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Stockholm's Other Syndrome by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Feb 2024
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Grand Duke of Hell Crowley kidnaps Supreme Archangel Aziraphale so he can finally do all those vile, nasty things he has always wanted to do to him.
Like feed him sushi or force him to take a walk in the park. Hold his hand so he doesn't escape. Truly disgusting things.
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Bookmarked by lineslines
28 Feb 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
so cute...author treats them with the love they deserve and have for each other, a very kind post s2 reunion
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When Crowley opens the hotel room door and gets a full look at the dom he's hired, his first very uncharitable thought is that this is never going to work.
It's the beaming smile, the untidy mop of cherubic curls, the rather twee outfit. There's an overall aesthetic of a kindly, gay caricature from a vintage greeting card come to life, and nothing about that lines up with the sort of person Crowley's successfully gone under for before.
His second thought is that he knows a lot bloody better than to judge someone's ability to dominate him by looks alone, and that he's only being such a hypocritically judgmental dick because his anxiety's got him doomsdaying everything again—which is why he's hired someone to help him achieve his own version of meditation in the first place.
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Crowley's anxiety is interfering with his kink life so badly that he decides to hire a professional dom to help get him into subspace. It goes horribly until it goes absolutely amazing.
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Bookmarked by lineslines
27 Feb 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
author has done it again.... insanely good d/s smut with gentle dom az and an ending sweeter than candy
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Aziraphale contemplates an implausible literary device comparing cheese to sex. Crowley suffers.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Foodstuffs