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There’s not really a point in owning a car, especially with the cost of insurance. With the threat of student debt looming overhead like a cloud, Bernard can’t afford to buy a car without help, and there’s no way he’ll ever ask Tim.
So Bernard doesn’t really drive. He’s happy to let his weirdly specific driving skills get swept under the rug, because the thing he has with Tim still feels delicate and new, and he doesn’t want to ruin it by bringing up that his uncle was in a gang and hey, he just happened to teach Bernard how to drive. Bernard wants to avoid any kind of conversation around crime in Gotham, actually. Especially after what happened in high school.
It’s not like he’s ever going to need to drive a getaway car, anyway. As far as Bernard is concerned, it’ll never come up.
Bernard learned to drive from his henchman uncle. The last place he expects to use this skill is at a dinner with his boyfriend's family.
timbern week 2023 day #3 "Be Gay Do Crime" | Dowd Crime Family | Making Out In
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06 Jan 2026
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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20 Nov 2025
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Penstemon by Cirth
Fandoms: DCU, Nightwing (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
15 Jun 2020
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They confiscate his clothes first.
"We'll keep them safe for you," the social worker – Miranda or Marissa – says. Her glasses have remained clamped to the bridge of her nose for the better part of three hours.
"Do I get them back?" asks Dick.
She ticks something off her clipboard. "If someone decides to foster or adopt you."
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- Part 1 of Canary-Yellow Cape
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12 Nov 2025
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Altar Boy by ohmygodshesinsane
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
30 Nov 2024
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I wanted a happy ending, he thinks, but it’s so childish that he can’t vocalize it.
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Jason Todd has his first kiss the week before Halloween, and Robin launches himself out of a moving car, and Red Hood crosses the line in a brand-new apartment and someone else's jeans.OR: Jason Todd dies in the snow, and Robin dies in a warehouse, and Red Hood is terrified that he'll never die at all.
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28 Oct 2025
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“Ghost?” Dick chokes on his cereal, and Bruce absentmindedly thumps him on the back while staring at Jason.
“Yeah.” Jason doesn’t understand why this is so shocking, “Manor’s haunted. We all know that.”
Everyone just stares at him, and Jason gets the feeling that he might have jumped to some untrue conclusions.
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12 Oct 2025